Eight of Wands

crystal || she/her || ♐️ || ENFP || recently found out that this new overwhelming love for dnd is called a hyperfixation

[crystallized-moths]

introductions r hard so uhh idk

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hello, im crystal, u can call me crystal or whatever im going by atm (it changes but crystal is pretty consistent i think)

tumblr is lowk js my infodump acc but i forget abt it a lot so i might go a long time without updating

and uhh fandoms yes here r fandoms im in

active:

- riordanverse (everything -kane chronicles)

- harry potter (MARAUDERS)

- hunger games

- warrior cats

- genshin/hsr (not hi3 but i know some lore)

- fnaf (through matpat & gacha videos)

- hamilton

- epic (the musical)

- dropout/dimension 20 (fantasy high all seasons, acoc, acofaf, a starstruck odyssey, burrows end, the seven, currently watching the unsleeping city)

- critical role (c4e15, c2e6, exu calamity e1)

- hazbin hotel (havent watched helluva boss)

- backrooms (wikidot not game)

- life series/hermitcraft

- dsmp (yes ive been dragged back)

- sfawtde/dawtde

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inactive but i used to be in:

- the inheritance games

- agggtm

- grishaverse

- slightly wednesday the netflix series

- murder drones

- acotar/tog

- lifesteal smp

- unstable universe

- crk

- undertale/deltarune

and more prolly but those are the main ones (curse adhd memory problems)

talk to me abt these pls i like to talk

[crystallized-moths]

went from liking one guy in the friend group whos 18, pan, has unique fashion style, mtg nerd, graduating and moving to the us to the other guy in the friend group whos 18, pan, has unique fashion style, mtg nerd, graduating and moving to the us

[crystallized-moths]

hes so bipolar

when hes nice its actually the best feeling ever

when hes jokey my life genuinely lights itself up

when hes disappointed i just deadass start crying i cant handle it

when hes mad he gets mean and his mean is almost not worth the happy times

but its js cuz my emotions towards him r so amplified

hes makes me so happy when hes around and he so much as replies to me let alone hold a conversation

but conversely when hes being mean i genuinely cant handle it and start sobbing bc i dont want him mad at me

and then when im clear of mind i reflect and say “why tf did he do that whyd i let him do that to me hes such an asshole”

and then he’ll apologize or be sentimental and all is immediately forgiven

bc one positive interaction w him is worth all the hate

except when is it no longer worth it?

cuz its starting to feel no longer worth it…

[crystallized-moths]

oh he was being sentimental its fine all is forgiven

(idk how to feel abt this)

[crystallized-moths]

A CRUSH IS JUST A LACK OF INFORMATION

KEEP GOING IT DOES GET BETTER

(somewhat, anyhow)

[crystallized-moths]

not even a situationship but it hurts like we were soulmates

[crystallized-moths]

LEON SCOTT KENNEDY OH MY FUCKING GOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

sparkle afton i thank u for introducing me to resident evil i will never forget this

too scared to play the game but fanfic will carry me into this

and also hearing abt it from the various other ppl who are very much into res evil in my life

STOP THE NATIONAL HOLIDAY I NEED TO GO TO SCHOOL

[crystallized-moths]

what is it with falling in love with ppl you know you cant have

[hydro-homies]

[waxworm-moved]

[sepulchretide]

[rethmyc]

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

[splodey-goat]

[scp-threats-is-back]

[usernameichoseonawhim]

I love how tumblr users play with Jorge I mean jpegs not Jorge who the fuck is Jorge

[scp-threats-is-back]

[slaughterednsfw-wav]

Spiders jpg

[fawkesheart12]

Woah dude

[bludraws094]

[unyieldingsilence]

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[malicious-screaming-sentinel]

[evilfuckignskeleton]

[elikaruna]

woah did anyone see that?

[benigncharybdis]

Lifesteal (more specifically Clownzy) has stolen my heart ngl

Have some Dragon Clownpierce and his Emotional Support (chew Toy) Branzy

[comic-canary]

DONT ASK ME THIS, THIS IS HOW THE TROJAN WAR STARTED, I DONT WANT THIS MAN

[ravenclawslibrary-deactivated20]

Right away, Aphrodite popped into my head.

And then I’m just like, “DAMMIT, DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM PARIS? YOU ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT, AND NOW ALL THE TROJANS ARE DEAD. I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY.”

[knitmeapony]

If you are ever actually in this situation, pro-tip: name Persephone.  Half the goddesses will be too surprised to smite you immediately and while Hades won’t do you any favors he may at least high-five you while your on your way down.

[ghostofgogu-deactivated20161116]

Another tip: name Mesperyian. Not only will you shock everyone, including her (since Aphrodite was a jealous ho who burnt half her face off), but you’ll win Hades’ favour. As his most beloved daughter, anything that praises her will make you a kind human to her, an okay human to him, and a genuinely good person to anyone else.

[knitmeapony]

I heartily endorse this alternative answer.

[thestrangedaysofkrei]

I love how all of this advice leads to “please Hades at all costs.”

[luximperiium]

[true-king-of-monsters]

#because Hades really wasn’t that bad

No shit. The only real villain that caused so many problems was Zeus’ Thunder Cock and that thing has been in Olympus-knows-what. 

[angelrinisadork]

ZUES’S THUNDER COCK

[ccborrega]

To be fair, Poseidon was like the greek mythology personification of the phrase ‘BITCH, FIGHT ME’

[zabchan]

reblogging for BROseidon and FIGHT ME

[unconventionalwitch]

@mayhemdoll lol

[prettyflyforajeskai]

Broseidon, King of the Brocean

[optimysticals]

This just keeps getting better.

[mademoiselleseraph]

I’m imagining all the Greek goddess asking me who I think is the most beautiful and I say the Norse goddess, Hel, is.

Aphrodite yells “She doesn’t even go here!”

[bluebelle88]

This keeps getting better every time I find a different deviation

[heretherebefeels]

All battles shall be riff-offs!

[scribegirl94]

@bluemosmurf-blog

[bluemosmurf-blog]

TBH I am partial to Artemis, but Demeter is also up there. Appeasing Hades could either get you in good with him or cause him to focus on you and give you a 1000 piece puzzle that you have to complete everyday, and he would hold back a different piece each day.    

[clarablightt]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

this is the photo at the top that got deleted-

[crystallized-moths]

we’re not finishing this campaign are we…

literally less than 2 months left w only in school sessions?? were cooked 😭😭

DO U KNOW HOW MANY UNRESOLVED PLOT POINTS THERE ARE?? HOW MANY MYSTERIES TO SOLVE??? HOW MANY PROBLEMS EXIST????

if we dont finish this and everyone goes back to the us im actually gonna jump off a bridge im being so serious

[hiddencrows]

I've been obsessed with Fantasy High and Dimension 20 for about a year, it was about time I posted some fanart

[crystallized-moths]

“you confuse me”

YEAH WELL U CONFUSE ME TOO HOWS THAT

[crystallized-moths]

new dnd campaign @/hypernerds_ on insta

guys there’s so much hijinks and shenanigans and we keep being threatened by crazy ppl

pcs list:

fern “prophetic dreams” lysenne - light cleric

sophia “impulsive ragebaiter” rosenkranz - divination wizard

trinity “yeehaw movie star” desoto - renegade fighter

madeleine “jester noble oxymoron” evergreen - stars druid

piper “rat whisperer” pied - lore bard

john “hissy crackhead” john - swashbuckler rogue

marianne “unapologetic hitman” ashford - genie warlock

[isjasz]

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Turn Around🏙️

Writer: @zipzapzooooooom Editor: @violet-fire-cat

Assistance: @gingermaple @hyemale @chirrups @corvidaearts

and the awesome cover by @wormtime123 <3!!

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A continuation of "Of the Heart" from volume 1 of @hotguycomiczine, in this comic of ghost issues we explore the fallout from the bug arc :J

We scope creeped way too much once again BHASHDJA BUT I HAD SM FUN ONCE AGAIN :D A big thank you to sal and chirp i could not have done it without u guys, and ty for zz for the awesome script again. Hope yall enjoyed the comic <3

ALSO GO CHECK OUT THE REST OF GHOST ISSUES RAHHHHH

ANDDDD Zipzap also published a banger album for hgcz and i did the album cover, go check it out as well :D

[crystallized-moths]

dm dropped the most sickening episode and ended mid-combat then went to jail for a month

i am not ok

gets out soon but wont play until EVERYONE is there and u know what kind of bitch scheduling is