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so I came to a realization while reading some stuff about ozai. bitchlord had the shortest reign of any firelord ever, but that isn’t the funniest thing yet. it was listed that the most notable victories of his reign was the surrender of omashu and the fall of ba sing se.

both of those were led by azula, not ozai. in short, his fourteen year old mentally unstable daughter did more in ozai’s seven year term than ozai ever did.

do what you want with this information. loserlord, indeed.

hollypunkers

He didn’t even get the throne on his own, Ursa masterminded the entire coup for him

the tags say no lies

Heck Yeah 💋

why don't people in zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits of armor? you think any zombie is gonna get their shitty rotting jaws through this?

I'm gonna rip and tear my way through the zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none of the undead hoards will be able to get through my plate mail

aliiiiiiice

everyone else is like "oh we gotta stay inside the most secure places possible and never leave" and I'll be storming through the wastelands in my bloodstained suit of armor, blasting the Doom (2016) OST and plowing my way through waves of the undead. one of them tries to bite me but his shitty rotting teeth don't even leave a dent in my armor before I turn his head into paste. I'll be unstoppable until I die of dehydration or something like an idiot

earlgraytay

this goes along with my other pet peeve about zombie apocalypse stories, namely: why does no one ever think to ride a bike?

bikes are quiet- if the zombies react to loud noises, they won’t hear you on a bike the way they might hear you in a car. bikes don’t need gas, meaning you won’t be stranded if you run out. bikes are much, much easier to maintain than a car- there’s no computer that can short out, no fiddly engine bits that could kill you if you mess with them wrong. you can learn how to maintain a bike with a couple weeks’ worth of classes. almost every adult knows how to ride a bike, and without cars on the road, it’d be much safer to do.

what i’m saying is

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finehoney

tastefullyoffensive

lolthatsme

suspend

what kind of partner are you?

cerenae

it says im a devoted spouse and the description is very accurate im so happy

pepethefrogblog

it says im a completely independent spouse and i approve

whotookmyusernameidea

I got Devoted Spouse.

You are willing to make sacrifices to ensure that it works.

You’re the one who loves to surprise your sweetheart with their favorite dessert after a long work day or impress them with creative date ideas, and generally do everything you can to make sure you’re in a happy, strong relationship.

You keep them on their toes, and that’s why they love having you around! You just love taking care of someone. We predict that you’ll end up with someone who values everything you do for them.

questsnqueers

Says I’m a committed spouse…

if only someone would cuff me

juststrokemyglabella

Independent but loving ❤❤

imnotconfusedthatjustmyface

Independent but loving… this summed me up better than I though it would. I guess it makes sense that I would marry a man whose job was working 24 hours at a time…

“It’s important to you that you have your own space, and your own life – but that doesn’t mean you love your partner any less.

You’re great in relationships because you put your significant other at ease with your honesty — it makes your relationship that much stronger, and truly much more enjoyable. You’re a catch!

Balance is key to a good relationship, that’s why you don’t need to see your S.O. all the time. Other people might not get it, but you know your relationship is made stronger by having two independent people in it, rather than a co-dependent mess.

We think you’ll end up with someone who values their independence as much as you do.”

chaoticthingz-deactivated202504

I got the committed spouse.. it’s super accurate.

“You’re amazing at relationships, because your spouse knows you care about them and everything they do.

You love the security of being in a relationship, and having someone take care of you. To you, a partner is someone who props you up when you’re feeling low, and helps you navigate through everyday life.

They look forward to spending time with you when they need reassurance, motivation, or just an evening relaxing with someone they love.

Relationships are a big part of your life — you prioritize them completely, and we just know you’ll end up with someone who puts you at No. 1 too.”

august-d-boy-inactive

I got independent

“If you could be in a relationship without being in a relationship, that would be perfect for you”

BOY, YOU GOT ME

swiftsslover

Lover (2019)

deactivatyng-deactivated2020082

——— sexuality is fluid, ain’t no rules to this shit <3

lewd-plants

New goddess idea: She’s an earth goddess of the new age who’s domain is spinning and weaving, but specifically spinning and weaving gigantic structural steel cables for construction and other industrial purposes. Her skin is steel grey and hard to the touch and her hair is like long dredlocks of woven steel. She laughs at shitty architecture deigns that will fall apart if actually built and protects well-made bridges and buildings she likes. She might warn you of unforseen danger if you always wear your proper PPE.

Okay now what do I name her

systlin

O’sha.

Obviously

lewd-plants

THAT’S PERFECT

systlin

I AM ALWAYS HERE FOR QUALITY WORKPLACE SAFETY REGULATION PUNS

fishmalazahn

That’s my goddess. 👍🏻

systlin

May O’sha bless you with earplugs that are comfortable and respirators that fit perfectly.

lewd-plants

And good steel. Always good steel.

systlin

May your steel deliveries be always on time and your rebar strong

skiptomy

I’m just gonna…. put this here…..

hope you don’t mind

nonsensicallycereal

BEAUTIFUL

cerisefern

genderfluid-daemon-faerie-deact

starsttuff-blog

romanticize un-illuminated brown and black eyes. romanticize the way dark eyes look without being blinded by flash. romanticize brown eyes that don’t have streaks of gold and yellow. romanticize black eyes that are so raven it’s hard to distinguish where the iris is. the depth of your dark eyes is enchanting. brown and black eyes draw you in, wrap you up, and leave you wanting more. fall in love with them.