[deanwinchesterapologist]

something either is or isnt happening to me

[mynorthernattitude]

the hottest part of sex is when i take off my glasses and put them in a safe place

[angelicguy]

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[mezzodical]

[ricetrippycreeps]

[gentlemanbones]

READER BEWEADER YOU’RE IN FOR A SCEADER

[zombooyah]

ゴジラ Godzilla (1954) dir. Ishirō Honda

[foodonmydog]

Ice Cream Cone.

[googieghoul]

getting emotional over this meme

[asmrgaret]

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

[asmrgaret]

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

[neuro-light]

Don’t usually go on Facebook because it’s fucking stupid but this. Was too funny.

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

just ate an orange… no scurvy for me thank you… #NoScurvy

[touchstonelevity]

[briscal]

[machinot]

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

[utopians]

Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

[mismedleym]

been watching widow’s bay really liking it

[couriernewvegas]

trust that garlic and i are well acquainted