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You must be at least 5'4" to have a height preference to tall men.

[the-future-now-deactivated20170]

That’s Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. That’s because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.

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[dopeluminarydreamer-blog]

Reblog if you:

Have an iPhone and are in need of repairs

Have a friend with that problem

Hate Apple and are more than happy to spite them in some way

No one will know which is it

[weaselle]

This guy inspired me to repair my own macbook. First of all, you should know that I am not… like, I have to look up HOW to look up what my computer specifications are. Tech, that ware either soft or hard, is not a subject in which I experience comfort or competence. But my puppy peed on my keyboard, and I asked the apple store, or the fucking mac cafe, or the godsdamn Computer House Chill Zone or whatever cute ass name they have for their bullshit store, and they said it would be TWELVE HUNDRED DOLLARS TO REPLACE MY KEYBOARD. I’m not even exaggerating.

So I asked the internet, well how hard IS it to repair? And I saw this guy’s video, and while I am no techie, I AM fueled by spite, so I was all “oh, they do that shit on purpose specifically so they can charge me $1200 bucks or make me buy a new computer hunh? FUCK THEM” and I bought all the tools I needed for about $25 and I bought all the parts I needed for about another $25 and I watched a few tutorial videos, and I replaced my own keyboard.

So, once you are doing the actual deed, it becomes pretty obvious that they are finding creative ways to make this much harder than it has to be on purpose. On thing that stood out to me is, instead of all the tiny screws being the same size, there are about two dozen very slightly different sizes. They could easily be all the same size, or like, two sizes at most, but no.

These mother fuckers will take a panel that screws into place and they’ll use a different size screw for each corner. They are so close that you almost cannot tell them apart visually, but they each will only screw into the matching corner. Like, it’s a pretty clear “fuck you” to anyone trying to do repairs.

anyway, this guy is also fueled by spite, and doing holy work, and I have mad respect

[dragonfox-in-a-teacup]

This is awesome. Man is doing good ass deeds 24/7 because he’s giving people control.

[dantes-infernal-chili]

How dare you not leave a link to his channel, this guy is the savior of the modern world.

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I don’t have an iPhone because I choose simplicity over trending complexity and extra shit, but if you have an iPhone, I’m reblogging this for you, because rich and powerful companies need to lose as much power as possible over their consumers’ lives.

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Sorry idk where to find the template with the newer card face, nor the return of the line that separates the text box from the flavor text, but have a goblin. Honestly, I kinda wanted to keyword this ability, this “Whenever ~ doesn’t attack alone” as an event, but I couldn’t figure it out. Either way. This artist, E.J. Ridgeway is amazing. Credit to  @ejridgeway82 twitter

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I wanted this to be a card back in Tarkir but whatevs. Have some flavortown.

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**Quietly posts this out of nowhere** Hi guys. I’ve been out. Of inspiration. And spending tons of time working and getting my shit together. Have a walker.

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Game Design Advice Wanted

I’ve designed a board game that’s driven by a living card game, and the player moves through the game conquering dungeons and obtaining gear, as one would expect from a dungeon crawler, but the game seems virtually perpetual. As long as you have Quest cards and manage your gold, you just keep playing. That may sound great, but it forces a sense of obligation and that makes the game monotonous to play after say, the 10th round. I neglected to mention the current iteration is SOLITAIRE. This also creates a sense of isolation and doesn’t really create an adventurous experience. The RNG is exciting, the rolling of dice is engaging, and the decision-making always results in meaningful outcomes, but the generic-named Hero cards cause them to feel very expendable, and you don’t get attached to any of them. I realize there isn’t a lot of information to go off of, but I think if you’ve delved into game design, you can see my disparity. I need PvP elements, and I don’t know how to implement them without completely warping the game’s direction and the way it flows. What advice do you offer?

[fluoresensitivearchive-deactiva]

Men can’t write horror because they’re too focused on all the gross ways they can dehumanize women.

[hayraan-deactivated20190920]

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That tears it. The average Tumblr woman is a fucking brainwashed, hypocritical, sexist bad example of what it means to be valid and I'm not taking that back.

[silverhawk]

those little guys on the side of the nerds boxes?????? i love them

[silverhawk]

i like them

[lumnch]

boneless Yoshi

[devil-may-cry-baby]

Don’t say that

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These are definitely Alits.

[aaliyahbreaux]

haven’t done one of these in forever but in honor of TDOV & getting to my third month back on estrogen I thought I would post a more up to date side by side!

[sweetdickheadass]

Aaliyah darling you gon make me wanna cry

[aaliyahbreaux]

i love u stevie!!!❤️💗❤️

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The law of attraction tells me I'd be staring so hard and I had to tell you cuz it's the law. 🤷🚨

[beebeedibapbeediboop]

Best friends!

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Look at how fucking godawful kawaii this shit

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So, are all black women extreme feminists who hate white people nowadays, or did I just dm an insane person?

[alacerlucifer]

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Schrödinger’s boys

[klubbhead]

FUCK

[alphahoennomega]

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

[crystalsoulslayer]

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

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mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

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Also, they can be any person who self identifies as a boy.

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Using cursive doesn't validate your twisted, SJW, brainwashed proclamations any more than screaming it into a megaphone. :)

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Nobody:

V-Sauce: You’re uglier than you think you are.

[beatlemeat-archive]

from the creators of kids bop meet adult bop where we take regular songs and make it have as many curse words as possible

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Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck Banana phone

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Im straight i dont need to hear music that has the same words 10000 times. That’s for you orcas

[beatlemeat-archive]

what

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ping pong ping pong ping pong ping bananaa phoooooneee