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gonna make a new blog

not really into homestuck anymore so

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[blackbruise-deactivated20200925]

GOOD LUCK HARRY

[mspoffin-deactivated20130210]

If/when she ever comes out of her trickster rush, she should totally alchemize that outfit

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[madammonkey]

jade’s hair is a bush or somethin

[kyledumb]

[celestialtoxophilite]

[pizzeta]

it only got worse

[busterellaisabutt]

I don’t think I’ve heard this version before?  Whatever IT’S MAKIN ME CRY.

[formerly-sqoozh]

FUCK

MY HEART

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[scarvenrot]

[clitzy]

apparently a ‘suicide wank’ is where you are about to blow a load and then call out to your parents and try and finish by the time they come find you

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how to get a bikini ready bod (reposted from my blogspot)

1. Put on bikini

Good Job! Wasn’t that easy!

2. Revel in your own beauty. Admire the fact that you are indeed a stone fox

That wasn’t so hard was it

3.Drink beers,read a book,make a snack… I dunno you’re pretty much done here

And there are 3 easy tips to having a bikini ready bod.

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omg 11000 notes 

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today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead silent for like two seconds and one person snickered and the teacher said “don’t you dare laugh, she’s absolutely right”

I’ve never had a school official back me up after calling someone a dildo.

[hfjkdkdjskahfj]

I’M SO UFRCKCING ANGRY???

SO YOU KNOW THE PORTAL 2 COMIC LAB RAT??

IN ONE OF THE PANELS IT SHOWS PART OF CHELL’S FILE

WITH BINARY CODE ON IT:

SO I DECIDED TO TRANSLATE IT

AND GUESS WHAT IT FUCKING TURNS OUT TO

I’M SO FUCKIGN  ANGRY VALv E 

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Reblog if you think your voice is unattractive.

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tumblr taught me to hate all the things i used to love

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not sure if want to put on makeup