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Regulations so shite that I’d rather they race in karts. At least with those, they have more control of the driving while giggling like children.

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Tom’s still spoiling marvel movies I see 👀

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About George Russell, did he ever expect that his sudden growth spurt would be an issue? As a taller guy, he had to make sacrifices such as losing more weight compared to his regular proportions.

I’m not sure if he was already pretty tall among the kids his age in his early karting days.

After finding out about his Sakhir scars and then their restrictive diets, this thought just popped in my mind.

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The Odyssey’s leading cast and director being authentically passionate for filmmaking

OH I LOVE IT

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I’m slowly becoming that type of sports fan with irrational belief/superstition. Like, I don’t want to curse at another driver out of fear that karma will cause my driver to have a problem mid-race.

It’s tough out here willingly being an OP81 and GR63 fan man but I wouldn’t change my faves anyway. I just hope the redemption is sweet.

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Was there any consensus that the Sea People were actually the Greeks? I only realized this theory when Penelope and the beggar “Sinon” were having a conversation. Like it kind of made sense because 20 years passed and Odysseus’s crew jumped island to island.

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Another round of what ifs:

What if Oscar never had that floor damage? Would he have gotten P3?

What if George didn’t get DNF? Would he still have scored a podium despite the abysmal car performance in the straights?

Que Max’s “it’s always if if if right? If my mom had balls she would be my dad”

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George and Oscar’s race being sabotaged last night *sigh* at least watching The Odyssey made the night less depressing.

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WILL NOT be falling for Oscar Leclerc propaganda anymore 😤

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Silly season has started. Rumors of Oscar and Max swapping seats are getting louder.

I can’t imagine Max playing by papaya rules.

Lando and Max are friends but I wonder how Lando would react if he’s not the golden boy anymore compared to him and Oscar (despite it being more in his favor, they do show teamwork).

As much as McLaren likes to say they don’t have a number one driver, I do think they like Max’s winning chances. Anything to win the constructors.

Meanwhile at Redbull, one of the things they can offer Oscar is the number one driver priority. However that may not be necessary since Oscar prefers to work as a team.

I would like to see Oscar driving with GP as his race engineer just to see how they work together.

Politics aside, both cars are shite at the moment. RB22 and MCL40 are not championship contenders at the moment.

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ferrari 1-2 might just be a dream after all because the redbulls were sandbagging

and here I thought audi was the wild card

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I cannot scream enough how mclaren bottled this strategy. I’m having flashbacks to when they decided to stay out in qatar. Once again, who thought that was a good idea??

OH MY GOD PLEASE STOP TRIPPING AT YOUR OWN FOOT!!

I’m crying how lando and oscar had to be pulled back to the midfield with more than one stop.

Oscar’s crash to Albon wouldn’t have happened.

Waited 3 weeks for this and stayed up at 3am to watch it live only to get my drivers fucked and my sanity fucked on a monday morning. Thanks mclaren!!

But anyways, the race was eventful the expected. Wasn’t expecting multiple DNFs and certainly did not expect the amount of luck Kimi has thanks to George’s DNF. I really enjoyed their back and forth too. Perhaps this was vindication for the sprint race? Also happy to see Max on a podium, it just feels right after the NLS.

The FIA was pretty generous with the penalties but oddly enough none for the Mercs. George’s probably just going to get a fine with that headrest. It’s almost unfair.

Can’t believe we gotta wait another 2 weeks for Monaco.

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Not to be a generalist but I am pretty sure these “antis” a.k.a. puritans in fandoms are just experiencing some sort of “christian guilt”. Especially when the very fandom they are in has dead dove elements coz then that just doesn’t make sense.

It’s extra outrageous that they even have to be loud about it. Virtue signaling to fellow puritans like a wolf in sheep’s clothing.

But we all know that they consume the very media they protest. A guilty pleasure they would never tell anyone. Like a conservative politician who secretly enjoys the strip club.

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SK getting grilled left and right lol loving it 🫰🤏

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Eat the rich.

No, literally.

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Bruh I cannot believe the vast connection jeff had. Their email exchanges all sound like they’re pretty familiar with each other too. Wtf you mean crown princess of norway and lance stroll’s mom were emailing him?? They sound casual too!

Despite the amount of blackmail he had on people, it did not stop plenty of them from hanging out with him still.

Trump, Elon Musk, Prince Andrew, and Bill Gates are all powerful men and he really had them on a chokehold. Making that “suicide” reek of desperate cutting of loose ends.

Fully legitimized “pizzagate” and “Jeffrey did not kill himself” to a horrible certainty. As well as, behind eyes wide shut’s true narrative.

The movies about rich people still acting like the medieval royals but in the modern setting do not sound so farfetched anymore.

And I cannot believe this is just the tip of the iceberg.

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The feminine urge to commit legal murder against a man. That’s my roman empire.