Avoid the Discourse and that gay shit

[cheaphalloweencostume]

has to explain to someone that last night i was laughing myself into tears just googling “baby echidna”

just for the hell of it heres a baby platypus too

[fatboyslim]

[stickynutjuice]

[animepopheart]

★ 【善人】 「 お絵かきまとめ 」 ☆ ✔ republished w/permission ⊳ ⊳ follow me on twitter

[shorturlisouttahere-deactivated]

in 2020

it’s going to be 420

for a whole month

[the-rivulet]

*touches the ground*

this…. a relic…

….a relic of a more hopeful time

[dzamie]

Date of Origin: circa May 9, 2015

[sonypraystation]

writing prompt: shawty was succin on my meat when suddenly …

[dogcunt]

u wake up

[sonypraystation]

[numbaoneflaya]

Everyone says who you first marry in skyrim says a lot about you but i married that homeless guy in windhelm the Once Honored guy w the bald ass head bcs I read that unless u do he dies in the civil war and so i married him thinking i could divorce him on friendly terms and help him get back on his feet  but you cant get divorced i learned too late and he keeps asking my DB for a gold coin every day despite living in her house and yelled at meeko and then i met serana and fell in love thinking i could marry her if I got old baldy out of the picture bcs he never even changed out of his raggedy ass robes anyway so lure him into the small room in lakeview manor and close the doors so the kids dont see and one hit mercy kill him but the kids hear anyway and start screaming and the bard hears too and attacks me and I have to kill the bard and the kids are still screaming. but every time i come back the bodies wont despawn so theres just my dead homeless husband and bard in the house making the kids cower in the corner so i cast reanimate and try to walk my husband outside but that just makes things worse bcs hes making those zombie moans and as SOON as i load outside the door he turns into a giant ass zombie ash pile and goes “thank….. you….” so the rest of the game I just had my dead bald husbands goo ashes right on the front steps of my home and Seranas not even marriable 

[underneath-the-skin]

[lesbianhyuga]

[sonypraystation]

them girls from fortnite

[doodle-empress66]

“Thanks Hank you really taught me a lot about propane and propane accessories!”

"And I tell you hwat, young man. I don't think I know hwat a 'heart of the cards' is, but I know for certain you've got the heart of a Texan."

[30-minute-memes]

“That Lion only eats good food”

[ilovewinningbabyiwantitall-deac]

Wait this rules.

[complete-trash-and-despair]

I thought this was some weird Christian game but wow

[angry-yet-asexual]

There is literally no way to anticipate how this video ends

[neverwhere]

This is the greatest plot twist in cinematic history

[inthefallofasparrow]

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

[t-800]

[kitsuragisnewports-deactivated2]

Michael Myers Pequeño

[dankmemeuniversity]

[blackvelvetofnight]

pretty obsessed with this one

[blackvelvetofnight]

important images I've discovered:

[serialreblogger]

hello i would like to add

who put this rodent in high heels

[guerrillatech]

[xbebebarbiex]

[harlequinchaos]

[telltaletypist]

i can't believe brice reblogged that post from van patten's blog instead of mine

[overdramatics]

Everytime I lay on my bed I feel like that one emo boy laying on his bed

[overdramatics]

me when I lay on my bed

[stockpilingantihistamines]

[firstunitarianchurch]

Same energy