Cuddl3f!$H - Confessions of a Former Diva

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[cuddl3f15h]

What is a Monk's vow in comparison to the duty of an elder brother?

[cuddl3f15h]

I see a bad moon rising

"No you don't."

"What?"

"I said, 'no you don't.' There's no such thing as a 'bad moon.' Moons are Goddesses. A Goddess is neither good nor bad, it is simply a Goddess."

Xanthippe wrinkled her nose at her father's words. He wasn't even looking up at the moon. He was staring at his scroll in the shadows. If only he would look up and see the beauty before him.

She turned her face to the moon, her palm pressed against the crystal panes of the windows.

"Get away from there."

Dutifully, she stepped away. She looked at him. He didn't even look up.

"Good night," she offered.

"Yes, good night." He opened his arm to accept a kiss. She came, kissed his cheek, then climbed the tower to her bedroom. She couldn't help but wonder...

What had the Moon done that had offended him so badly?

[magic-mess]

Summoning a demon just for a cuddle session is valid

[totalariana]

So basically just inviting any boy over?

[cuddl3f15h]

[cuddl3f15h]

Wild Magic

"What are those?" Xanthippe looks down at her feet, lifting her gown to show the fine black leather of her boots. Eryndor always had the most interesting questions, but they also grew up in a cult in the woods, so she was never sure about what they were asking. "My boots?" she asked, bemused. "I know what boots are," said the Eladrin. "I meant the strings on your dress." "Oh!" The Lady laughs and bends down. She pulls the drawstrings on her fine indigo silk, the heavy material gathering and ruching up to show her long, shapely legs wrapped in boots and breeches. "A lovely design, don't you think? It lets me look like a lady, yet fight like a warrior."

"You fight like a warrior, already!"

She lets the dress down. She looks, again, like the noble lady her mother raised, standing pretty and wearing her jewels. Nobody knows that she's a walking bomb that her father raised to be a warrior.

[cuddl3f15h]

Sorcerer X Barbarian Romance

[cuddl3f15h]

"Sorcerers carry a magical birthright conferred upon them by an exotic bloodline, some otherworldly influence, or exposure to unknown cosmic forces. No one chooses sorcery; the power chooses the sorcerer."

[ruinedchildhood]

[chris-evans]

mood for the past two weeks

[cuddl3f15h]

mood for the past two months

[jauregxis]

[bob-belcher]

Who needs Meghan Trainor’s “NO” when there’s this masterpiece?

[vampirezigzagoon]

I THINK YOU COULD USE A MINT

[shezasag]

this is literally honestly a fucking bop

[cuddl3f15h]

YOU HAD ME AT HELLO//THEN YOU OPENED UP YOUR MOUTH//AND THAT/IS WHEN/IT STARTED GOING SOUTH

iconic

[cuddl3f15h]

*remembers tumblr*

*logs back in*

O.O

*cracks knuckles*

i’m back butterdicks

[hardyness]

Love is the greatest form of magic.

[cuddl3f15h]

Nobody fucking talk to me okay I’m not over this

[binches-deactivated20220521]

[ororomunroedontpullout]

A classic case of “I don’t care about your rights but once they wronged me, it’s over”

[reverseracism]

Was I supposed to feel sorry for her?

[bonkai-diaries]

I just saw her tonight being interviewed on tv saying her and many other people she knows have buyers remorse and were infuriated when Trump nominated Mnuchin. She added “instead of draining the swamp, he’s filled it with alligators” and I’m just like 

[onecrazycarny]

I think this tweet pretty much sums it up

The full article: http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory/trump-voter-lost-home-treasury-secretary-43923824

More Trump supporters regretting their life decisions: https://trumpgrets.tumblr.com/

[wannabgourmande]

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[cuddl3f15h]

The dream of Ilvermorny lives

[hardyness]

Love is the greatest form of magic.

[cuddl3f15h]

NOBODY TALK TO ME OKAY I AM NOT OVER THIS I AM AN EMOTIONAL WRECK

[i-want-more-life]

[cuddl3f15h]

nobody fucking talk to me OK I’m not over this

[torrentprincess]

Okay but I just want everyone to understand

the best thing about Ilvermorny being in Massachusetts is that this brings up a bunch of stupid fucking Massachusetts headcanons about wizardry: 

-Professors with disgusting Boston accents 

-The platform for Ilvermorny HAS to be at North station

-enchanted MBTA commuter rail 

-the division between NY and Mass wizards going deeper than house rivalry 

-the Red Sox curse being ACTUAL dark magic 

-confirmed wand fights over Sox vs Yankees and Patriots vs literally everyone not from new England

-a Dunkin Donuts suspiciously close to the school that is always looking for workers because people are terrified of working the nightshift there. 

-Magical Dunkin Donuts 

-There’s an underground passage at the school (a la Whomping Willow and One Eyed Witch) that exits at the old Harvard station.

-On the train ride to Ilvermorny, students like to fire off spells. The stray magic wreaks havoc on cars between the station and the school, making them nearly impossible to drive and making the drivers seem exceedingly reckless. MASSHOLES EXPLAINED 

-The real reason the Pumpkinfest riots happened at Keane State was because Ilvermorny wizards decided to crash and cast some drunk spells without realizing the consequences, once something caught fire, people rioted. Student wizards are not well liked in New Hampshire

-There’s a reason why Boston is “the hub of the universe”: wizarding folk powerful in astrology and divination gather there for readings more accurate and powerful than anywhere else.

-There was a gang of dark wizard students, who caused an unbelievable amount of mayhem and panic one day. The local magical authorities realized it would be almost impossible to totally wipe the memory from everyone’s minds. One wizard joked, saying that they’re going to come up with some ridiculous excuse like a family of ducks trying to walk through the city.

PLEASE ADD MORE SHITTY NEW ENGLAND HEADCANONS

[cuddl3f15h]

I’m sorry but I just imagine some shithead wizard in Boston trying to cast a simple levitation charm but he can’t because “win-GAAAHH-di-ahm lev-ee-YOWH-saw” and I just

[exploregif-blog]

[cuddl3f15h]

CAAAAAAATTSSSS