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when I was like 10 I learned that splitting an atom will make a nuclear explosion and for a long time I got really stressed out whenever I had to cut anything bc like. what if I hit an atom at just the right angle

twofingerswhiskey

i had mental breakdowns over eating lettuce because i learnt the crunch was cells splitting apart and i thought what if i crunch lettuce and. i split an atom and wipe out my entire region just because i wanted a salad

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fallontonight

Robert Irwin made sure he got the perfect picture of his sister’s engagement by reenacting a faux proposal for the big surprise.

graceonpaper

🤣 This kid

sansasurvived

they’re such good kids. steve would be proud.

therequisitewatson

My favorite thing about this is that he 100% perfectly predicted his sister’s body language.

happy-rascal

this also implies robert doesn’t wear anything but that outfit and that outfit only

greenekangaroo

Of course it’s all he wears ira family tradition makes it harder for the crocodiles to see u coming

broveria

listen nobody talks about how mentally and physically draining it is to commute before and after work. you’re tired by the time you get there and you’re exhausted when you leave but you still have an hour in traffic before you can get home and collapse