"A Snail of Science" 🐌

35 Female / INFJ 🧠 Feminist ⚖️ Editor 🖊 Herbalist 🌿 & Living Life With Chronic Illness 🧬💊♾ “The internet is a midsummer night’s dream where everything gets mixed up and you get to be a little bit daring and out of the ordinary.” - Chelsey Pippin I'm: Blonde ~ Mixed Ethnically ~ Very Adamant About Life ~ Slightly Obsessive ~ Chaotic Good. Current Obsessions :: Outlander and The PITT - especially Jack Abbot, are recent additions to my obsession matrix. “It's all just smoke and monitors.”

[graceonpaper]

You REALLY Want to Know What Turns Her On?

Put your fingers inside her pussy but don’t move them and then whisper all kinds of dirty things to her - kinks, sexy thoughts, the filthy things you want to do to her - when she clenches her pussy around your fingers, you’ve discovered what’s she’s into (but might be too shy to admit).

Please use this cheat code wisely.

[m-eltdown]

i don’t make the rules, my brain does and unfortunately that bitch is chemically imbalanced

[rabbiteclair]

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

[bebx]

[pangur-and-grim]

two “cats” interacting

[fausphorus]

Got possessed in the middle of my work shift.

[segamascott]

he seems to be doing a pretty good job tbh

[fucxingcuties]

Albino CAPY!!!

[mirai-desu]

#okay but he looks like an irl Moomin

[fibro-memes]

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

i think there is something fundamentally wrong with me but that's okay

[heedra]

In elementary school, my best friend and I had this game we would play where we were school supplies living inside a child's desk and going on slice-of-life adventures inside it. And I remember that a key component of our school supply society was a sort of religious schism that existed around the purpose and nature of the giant hand that occasionally reached in to grab different citizens, use them, and then return them, because most school supplies considered this an auspicious and enviable moment of being selected for a greater purpose and allowed a glimpse of a vast truth, but pencils considered it a horrible portent of doom because they always got sharpened during it and came back smaller and closer to death. We were third graders btw.

[graceonpaper]

This deserves it’s own Pixar movie 🍿

[slow--spark]

*cares aggressively*

[graceonpaper]

Same, Jack. Same

[unhinged-kitten]

i’m “house phone” years old

[melxncholymermxid]

I'm "family computer" years old

[huariqueje]

West Beach Cherries - Jan Crawford , 2017

Canadian , b. 1960s

Acrylic on canvas , 40 x 30 in .

[graceonpaper]

That’s not a photograph??? I want to cry at how perfect this is.

LOOK at the soft luminescence coming through the cherries. 🍒

[wardengrill]

Pride & Prejudice (2005)

[baleful-meat-worm]

apologies to anyone who followed me for tma. cow studies :) ❤️

[its-madness7]

songs that remind me of different loki eras

t1:

when i’m small - phantogram

imposter syndrome - sidney gish

a mistake - fiona apple

bring me to life - evanescence

are you satisfied - marina

wait for it - leslie odom jr.

i know - fiona apple

girl - tori amos

trickster - kidneythieves

hypocrite- lush

a1:

if it doesn’t kill you - siouxsie

deadwood - garbage

i think i’m paranoid - garbage

heaven sent - esthero

king of the world - angelfish

the child is gone - fiona apple

im so sick - flyleaf

help i’m alive - metric

falling man - blonde redhead

ttdw:

human nature - madonna

androgyny - garbage

down by the water - pj harvey

cruel - tori amos

one - aimee mann

sexx laws - beck

bloody mary - lady gaga

girlfriend - hemlocke springs

hypocrite - lush ( again )

do you want to fight me - venus hum

tr:

hurt - nine inch nails

body paint - arctic monkeys

escapism. - raye, 070 shake

shocks and surprises- feline

crave - paramore

daredevil - fiona apple

left alone - fiona apple

don’t leave a diva - velvet chain

everything at once - lenka

ready to go ( get me out of my mind) - p!atd

new perspective- p!atd

iw:

on the boundary- y kant tori read

never is a promise- fiona apple

spit - show me the body, princess nokia

clocks - coldplay

it almost worked- tv girl

when i’m small - phantogram ( again )

i do in fact really like fiona apple and tori amos.

[ruhaniya]