Mo's stash of bioware things

Here to talk, live and breath bioware. It's mostly Dragon Age at the moment tho. I am not spoiler free but i tag my inquisition spoilers as #DA:I Spoilers 

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heartbreak apostates 

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I’m rollin

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I arrive in Kirkwall

mages: Free

chantry: destroyed

dick: out 

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heartbreak apostates 

(tumblr fuckin with the quality)

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Can I flash the priest?

Our librarian (via outofcontextdnd)

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I’m still down for Garrett Hawke jokes in the style of Chuck Norris jokes

When a Blight begins, Garrett Hawke doesn’t try to survive. The darkspawn do.

Underneath Garrett Hawke’s beard is another beard, and underneath that beard is a fist.

Garrett Hawke once got bit by a poisonous spider… After three days of pain and agony… the poisonous spider died.

Garrett Hawke caught the Blight and made it sick.

Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of Garrett Hawke is called Logic.

Garrett Hawke is so powerful he can put out a fire with a fire spell.

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[storybookhawke]

#honestly Marian hawke jokes like this would be really rad too…. (@alinnsurana)

Marian Hawke doesn’t dodge fireballs, fireballs dodge her.

After Fenris, the second quickest way to a man’s heart is Marian’s fist.

When Marian Hawke gives you the finger, she’s telling you how long you have to live.

The Bone Pit used to be called the Creature Pit, until Marian Hawke came through…

Marian Hawke never retreats, she just attacks in the opposite direction.

The phrase “near-Death experience” doesn’t exist in Thedas, just “near-Marian experience.”

Marian Hawke can start a fire with an ice spell.

When the demons in the Fade go to rest, they check under their beds for Marian Hawke.

Marian Hawke has Andraste on speed-dial.

If you see Marian Hawke crying, she will grant you a wish, if your wish is dying.

[storybookhawke]

Best commentary so far:  # NO YOU GOT IT WRONG # ANDRASTE HAS MARIAN ON SPEED DIAL  # MARIAN DOESNT NEED ANDRASTE  # ANDRASTE NEEDS THEIR HELP (@leonhardt-relatable)

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@ceteraet

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DA 2 sketches

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Dorian Pavus

Fashionization

ECCC 2016 commission

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Pirate queen Isabela please cure me from this art block!! roars!!!

[cuddlingthearchdemon]

media: only villains are portrayed as mentally ill because mentally ill people can't be heroes & mental illness is inherently scary

mentally ill fans: all right then i guess i'm a fan of the bad guys!

the fun police: EXCUSE ME ??? WERE YOU AWARE THAT THE BAD GUYS ? ARE BAD???

[lavellanpls]

da:i + text posts // iron bull

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whoa there Anders where’s that hand going?

I redrew Anders’ face like, five times so I hope looks okay ‘cause it’s as good as it’s gonna get and now I should really get back to commissions…

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some people were complaining the original of this was too easy; so here’s a hard version for nerds and people who are good at wordsearches

all words are up and down, no diagonals, some backwards

knock yourselves out

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im SHRIEKING

he punches it!

he jUST PUNCHES IT

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He just…punches a demon made of rocks and fire…like was it to make a point? did he actually think it would do anything???

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Happy Birthday to my buddy @olsnaggletooth!!

Here’s your sewer boy, Anders with a side order of cats.

I hope you like it! >:D

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why do people write fenris like he’s got no sense of humour? like he’s this completely stern and straight faced person 

he laughs at hawke’s jokes constantly and laughs with the other companions??? fenris gets jokes and knows how to tell them, too

why write him with a no fun personality when that’s not really what he’s like

exhibit A

exhibit B

credit (video)

exhibit C

exhibit D

when fenris throws the bottle against the wall in a cutscene with hawke

fenris: it’s good i can still take pleasure in the little things

purple hawke: you could have offered me a glass first, you know

fenris: there’s more, if you’re really interested

hawke: perish the thought. how would you decorate the walls?

fenris: (laughs) (in the most adorable way)

credit (video, 6:55 - 7:20)

there are countless other times where fenris isn’t a “brooding elf” and he actually has a sense of humour and is very interactive with the rest of the group

fenris is so important okay. fenris laughs too and we should all know that