That slap is THROWING me, I might die.
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That slap is THROWING me, I might die.
Iâm so mad because this worked
help me roger
Reblogging myself because
Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses
Reblogging myself because⊠what was that? Five minutes?
O_O
âŠâŠâŠmy friend has made me curious
help me roger
Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director
These never work for me, but hereâs to trying.
I donât believe in these things
But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job
But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.
Roger is cute.
Eh Roger is cute I might as well
That fish is so happy it makes me happy.
âAHkhwooâ
Leave him alone he is perfect!
âAKUUUâ
Im literally crying
what society needs to understand is that friendship and romance are not ranks, tiers, or levels. they are not above or below each other. romance is not a promotion. friendship is not a demotion. romance is not âmore thanâ being friends with someone. friendship and romance are concepts that exist on equal terms, side by side. sometimes they happen to coincide. other times they never intersect at all. how relationships are classified is up to the individuals involved but like?? neither is inherently more or less valuable is the thing
My Brain: Eat
Me: Okay, what should we make?
My Brain: No make!!! Only eat.
anyway. hereâs the top 5 grammatically unusual phrases containing the f-word that resonate with me the most currently
1. whatâs so fuck then 2. what the hap is fuckening 3. Shut Your Fuck 4. fuck of 5. somethingâs fucky
Survival Myths That Could Do More Harm Than Good.
My anxiety: somethings off
Me: how so?
Anxiety: somethings wrong
Me: what
Anxiety: something
Me: like can you give me a general idea
Anxiety: somethings off
Humans are adorable.
Supporting evidence:
1. Humans say âowâ, even if they havenât actually been hurt. Itâs just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but arenât sure yet.
2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring
3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They canât even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash!
4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding.
5. Some humans spend time in each otherâs nests! Just for fun! Itâs not their nest; theyâre just visiting each other.
6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!
7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They donât seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young!
8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures!
9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves!
10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated
11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc
12. Theyâre learning to travel in space!!! They canât get very far, but theyâre trying!!! So far, theyâve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks
why do I feel like OP is an alien
today @ lunch i was sitting w/ a bunch of my kindergarteners and they started to discuss what each otherâs âdeepest fearsâ were. one said âbeing killedâ and the other said âloving people.â i was like y'allâŠâŠ.you didnât have to be that honest
Gay Pride Parade, New York City, 1974
âŠdidâŠdid Barbie just break the fourth wall.Â
that is stacy you uncultured swine
so itâs like the first really hot day of the season today and I was walking down the street to the bus station. Iâm wearing a crop top and honestly look fine as ever.
I pass these two guys and they whistle and one made cat noises and one asked âhey missy, where are you going dressed like that?â
and I was trying to walk past but it looked like they were about to follow me so I tried to say âback offâ or âgo to hellâ but I was flustered because Iâve never been catcalled before and I said loudly âBACK TO HELLâ
and they were just like âshit alrightâ and let me be.
I legitimately laughed, out loud, involuntarily. I love this post so much.
friendship goals
Everyone love Nintendo!
This is beautiful.
this is fucking me up so bad
Aging is really effected by stress, stress caused by things like hiding that youâre the zodiac killer for example
Aliens.
STOP THIS