our father who art in hell

well first of all, through god all things are possible so jot that down [sideblog for girlcarnivore. NSFW. dark joseph interpretations ahead.]

[worldofbirbs]

from here 

[mayormaynotbegone]

punishment

[sunchipsss]

“Whoa, I never meant to brag But I got him where I want him now Whoa, it was never my intention to brag To steal it all away from you now But God, does it feel so good Cause I got him where I want him now And if you could, then you know you would Cause God, it just feels so It just feels so good”

[hikazio]

[sophiamanioart]

Sketches of something I’m working on!! 

[damnienbloodmarch]

Wow I’m actually the worst

This is simultaneously the worst and best thing to open my inbox to. Thank you for gracing us with these. Thanks to @punkisdeadinside for submitting these

[zonknuckle-deactivated20260205]

Repent, hoe

[coecretsquid]

I know “punk rock edgy young Mary” is the popular take in the fandom but consider; Rich 90′s college girl Mary hooking up with Joseph “I wasn’t always a youth minister” Christiansen to piss off her WASPy parents. Surprise he knocked you up and decided he was gonna man up and become a pillar of the community and turn into the bland milquetoast country club guy your parents always wanted you to end up with and now you’re trapped forever.

[skamyak]

the coolest dad alive (no)

[nine-sixsix]

WIP of cup of Joe. It’s black, non-sugar.

[radiantemozzarelle-deactivated2]

My (un)Holy Trinity of Evil Blondes

Joseph Christiansen, Johan Liebert, Kira Yoshikage

They all so handsome

[peacoatsandrosary-deactivated20]

Lets get to baking 🍷

[s-k-apegoatarchive]

“Fuck you,Christiansen.” “That can be arranged.“

i am traaaaaaaash. for falling for these two.

tbh i had this immediate dislike for Joseph when i started playing the game. he kinda grew on me i guess.

[notyourdreamdaddy]

happy sunday y’all

[sophiamanioart]

;) 

[thingsilikedotcom]

sometimes i replay this game just to remind myself that it’s real

[evinist]

Back to Margarita Zone again.