[aflo]

if you're washed chopped and cooked then you might be vegetables

[theoneofwhomisblue]

Scooping him

[circumgutter]

[sharkgirldick]

>Use PENIS on WIFE

"It's locked."

>Examine WIFE

"She's laying there so beautifully..."

>Examine WIFE LOCK

"Looks like she's wearing some kind of CHASTITY CAGE. I'll need to find the key."

>Check KEYRING

Keyring: House key, bird cage key, garage key, basement key

>Ask WIFE

"What's up, darling? Don't you want to sex me?"

>CHASTITY KEY

"Oh, that... I think I saw it in the ATTIC. Better hurry before I'm out of the mood."

[sharkgirldick]

>Open ATTIC DOOR

"That door is locked."

>Examine ATTIC DOOR

"The entrance to my attic. I locked it up since the knob is faulty and the door kept opening by itself."

You hear a faint noise beyond the door.

>Examine NOISE

"Hm. Sounds like something is scratching around in there. Maybe a raccoon got inside somehow?"

>Search

Where do you want to search?

>ATTIC DOOR

"I think I left the key... Aha! Right above the doorframe."

ATTIC KEY added to you INVENTORY.

>Examine ATTIC KEY

"There is no ATTIC KEY here..."

>Check ATTIC KEY

"I don't have an ATTIC KEY on me." (You can see what kind of KEYS you have by checking your KEY RING.)

>Use ATTIC KEY on ATTIC DOOR

"There. Open."

An ENTITY stares at you.

>Examine ENTITY

"Woah... That thing's freaky. Is it dangerous?"

The ENTITY appears to be clutching a SMALL KEY.

>Examine SMALL KEY

"That's the key to my wife's CHASTITY CAGE."

[iliothermia]

[punkrock-bottom]

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

[lesbianartandartists]

Morgan Gwenwald, Butch/Fem Picnic

[sreegs]

in wigan, it's as good as gone

[sreegs]

[badassflamingskull-deactivated2]

cream of nothing

[dawaxxenpith]

No one’s yed

[gardenstateofmind]

new favorite tumblr ad

[drowning-lessonz]

daily affirmations

i am the unkillable faggot

i can exist in grocery stores

i have the shittiest music taste in any room

i have a gun

[puppybong]

the meek when they inherit the earth

[grimeclown]

[blushedfemmes]

i love ppl who talk in the tags bc it satisfies my deep desire to know ppl’s opinions on everything without needing to have a conversation with them and ask. even better when it’s a side tangent that barely has anything to do with the post, or a personal anecdote, or a joke. tag talker mutuals you’re my favorite. tag talkers rise up

[pangur-and-grim]

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh please don’t wake her

[mclennonyaoi]

now dance fucker dance man he never had a chance

[twoguysonebeartrap]

me at work: im evil

1 second after i clock out: not evil anymore i want to be loved now

next day at work: evil again

[thingswithantlers]

A Chinese Water Deer taking a swim with her fawn 

Photograph by  Hans Watson

[pinene]

the country boys are wearing athleisure. the suburban boys are wearing cowboy shit. The city boys are wearing pristine carhartt. And me ? That’s right. Buck ass naked

[writingraccoon]

Love the word "also". I have more things to say