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27 / SEATTLE / INFJ /snap: flxral_tyler / Husband 💕

[dipperthedestructor]

im the prettiest canary in this mine

[dipperthedestructor]

what the fuck is that smell

[justhyrulethings]

look at this neat doritos i got

[jingle-knight]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

[myjetpack]

An early Halloween cartoon for Guardian Books

[catgirl-catboy]

What I legit thought the punchline was gonna be.

[computer-wizard]

but what if

[jan-pi-suli-ala]

fucking spot the difference game

[playstationpark]

Outta My Way Bro! ‘Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath Of Cortex’ PlayStation 2

[tall]

[my-dailydreams]

[sexchangedotcom]

ancient roman women whose husband keeps looking at the neighbour's boy quintus and he never looks at her that way and she can't even chainsmoke in the kitchen because they don't have marlboro blues in ancient times. and she can't even go to the club because they haven't discovered drum and bass music yet. her friend clodia's having visions of a woman named doechii but neither of them knows what that means

[pisshandkerchief]

i must not kill myself . killing myself is the myself killer

[boybortion]

Waiter oh waiter more salt in my wound please!!!

[bebemoon]

"can our ai assistant help you?" "give our ai mode a try !" "our ai assistant is your new best friend !"

[allsadnshit]

Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles

[monsterlogic]

[allsadnshit]

Thank u for this contribution

[crtter]

[thesunn1estangel]

“i asked chat gbt” “i asked grok” well i asked philomena cunk n she said its the 36 year anniversary of the release of belgian techno anthem pump up the jam

[gameboy-horror]

This robe isn’t helping my Obi Wan Kenobi complex✨

[loveridden1999]

go listen to linger by the cranberries

[30-minute-memes]

[spicychickenfingerings-deactiva]