Idkwut2puthere

lolswag

[devinjk]

[sorrygirlsisuckcock]

This woman deserves a round of applause and a throne of gold. This is the most realistic & amazing thing for someone to say for this generation of students. I wasn’t able to go to college this year because my parents can’t afford to send me and I had every scholarship, grant, loan known to man and it still wouldn’t work. Finally someone gets it!

[averagemrfox]

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you lit a whole pack of birthday candles at once? Because I did

[cabalofraccoons]

That is the most metal looking cupcake ever

[sam-i-am-16]

[politikitties]

abraham lincoln, 1863

[amusementforme]

[newshoes]

[c1504]

Whenever I need motivation I just google Gordon Ramsey 

[recentgooglesearches]

can tumblr do an update that deletes homestuck fans

[jcneeyre-deactivated20161002]

i love how almost everyone who reblogged was a homestuck

[gaeans]

[babyzuko]

The deeply worrying thing about catcalling is that the catcaller must know that their target isn’t going to turn around and fall in to their arms pleading ‘oh dear my please have sex with me here and now’. A lot of the time they know that. Often they don’t do it for that, someone who shouts ‘nice tits’ from a van isn’t trying to date you. They’re trying to humiliate you, reinforce their dominance over you; it’s an exercise of male power. It’s a way of communicating ‘I can say and do whatever I want to you, no matter how inappropriate or how uncomfortable it makes you feel, and you can’t do anything about it.’ Catcalling is not a compliment, it’s a threat.

[puregag]

[stunningpicture]

If it’s stupid and it works, it ain’t stupid

[spiritestssss-deactivated201407]

If you cloned yourself and then got a handjob from your clone, is that incest, homosexual, or masturbation?

[clamjob-deactivated20140702]

its a sin thats what it is

[theobiwan]

I don’t know why I laughed so hard at this.

[robertdeniro]

[only1600kids]

local supermarket gets it

[yourmothersvagina]

[fishingboatproceeds]

Tumblypoos?

i am almost middle aged

[theproblematicblogger]

I am so ready for star wars I am wearing my seatbelt and I’m canceling my bungee jumping trip and I’m not drinking expired milk there is no way I’m dying before this movie comes out

[onlytwitterpics]