Hello

Sometimes I just don't know what to do with myself. So I go on Tumblr

[daddybagel]

I asked them to make double chins and joe just said “imagine mine”

[exitpencilscrisis]

Patrick looks like he’s been waiting his whole life for this

[horrorandglamour]

People seriously don’t know who Beck is? Did they not have a television or a radio in the 90s? This generation is so fucking sad. All people know or care about is Beyonce, Ariana Grande, Nicki Minaj, Taylor Swift and all that basic Top 40 stuff. Like y’all can’t even pick up a music magazine or…

[shelloil]

yeah and some people aren’t even aware of Györstöc Ferentzbür the greatest austro-hungarian accordion player of the 1860’s like this generation is a pile of trash

[herhmione]

oh my god i really don’t wanna be the person to do this because i love uptown funk but it’s actually really really problematic…. like it’s awful and idk I feel so bad for liking it. I can’t really explain it that well but here is a detailed explanation. idk why we can’t just have nice things

[kardashy]

George Washington Carver didn’t actually invent peanut butter but I made this vine anyway

[videofame]

[toastoat]

[inthegrandscheme-deactivated202]

I went to the MCA in Chicago yesterday with my family and my brothers matched these paintings and then this happened.

[gavinsparents]

Accidental performance art: priceless

[theatreboybrad-deactivated20150]

i love this

[kisskissfuckshitup]

that feel when your teacher is in line behind you in starbucks when you’re supposed to be in their class right now

[kisskissfuckshitup]

update: he didn’t actually want to buy anything. he just wanted to follow me to class.

[kisskissfuckshitup]

showed up to class 15 minutes late with starbucks and the teacher

[sexxistential-deactivated201704]

this is probably my favorite tweet I’ve ever seen in my whole life

[deathtaxiforcutie]

[deathtaxiforcutie]

Feminism//

this is a project used as a public voice. we will not be silenced. we want to be treated as equals to men. we want to be treated as human beings.

End sexism//

[kittykitpanda]

James Potter turning in his homework in under Remus’ name that one time he forgot about an assignment after a particularly bad moon, and taking the detention himself.

[thequantumqueer]

Minerva McGonagall recognizing James’s handwriting and understanding exactly what had happened, and having James spend detention working on a no-credit special project because she knows he loves Transfiguration and can’t bear to punish him for taking the fall for his friend.

[rm-renfield]

i am laughing because i just started imagining a gordon ramsay-like feminist writer who, rather than helping to keep restaurants in business, goes to writers of television shows and films and chastises them for the sexism, racism, and general lack of diversity in their scripts

[knitmeapony]

"YOUR SCRIPT IS AS WHITE AS THE PAPER IT’S PRINTED ON, YOU DONKEY."

[junkzone]

headline of the year

[stability]

trying to hold my life together like

[bvckybrns]

recent studies reveal that 100% of abortions are performed on people who do not wish to be pregnant and 0% of abortions are performed on conservative republican men

[geekishchic]

*reblogs so fast it almost breaks computer*

[cumberbatched347-blog]

baby: m...mm...mmm..

parents: mama? mommy?

baby: *shoots parents*

baby: mmm, whatcha say?

[sunbeamdaydreams-deactivated202]

[easterelf]

Pros and Cons of being my friend

Cons

I’m an asshole

Pros

I’m your asshole