i just wanna grill for Gods sake!!

samaria|24|she/her

[zedogica]

having a body made of meat sucks ass

[engygeron-deactivated20260524]

we're not made of meat! and we'll always be with you

[zedogica]

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

[balaclava-trismegistus]

[despazito]

When the riff comes back slower and nastier

[clottedwings]

[hungwy]

Praise for this blog:

"Charming, chilling, wickedly cunning...I'd reblog these posts again, and again, and again."

- My Beautiful Followers, Tumblr.com

Critics' reviews:

"Confused at all moments and trite in all thought, but there is no better representative of today's society. Study this blog as a microcosm of the ills of modernity."

- F. U. van Evilsoul, author of How To Be Wrong

[innerchildabortionclinic]

is anyone aware posting isn't always mandatory?

[fluffysheeps]

Sea cows 🌊🐄

[niceinchnails]

[despazito]

[girlhusband1kw]

Its fun for me to get stung by bees

Plus my penis gets what it needs

[chastesystemarchive-deactivated]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

dude op must have eaten some pancakes with syrup and fresh berries before posting this

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[rainbow-femme]

Losing my mind over death by freak pickleball accident

[chimpanzeedotcom]

You're obsessed with the rotting bloated corpse. It's like your Jungkook. Embarassing!

[unification]

i know we're not supposed to say this but i literally love being alone and going on the computer

[wifehaver103947]

Awhoahh idid not know this

[wifehaver103947]

[throathole]

It kind of makes me sick to think about just how many people are going to have their eyes glued to the superbowl this weekend because they’re betting on it. The likely MILLIONS of dollars that desperate people are going to lose to these fucking gambling apps on Sunday makes me want to start exploding things

[throathole]

Sports betting apps (and now, everything betting apps like kalshi) are like the ultra wealthy figured out a way to make a literal Instant Wealth Transfer button. Just push this button and give us the money you made at your shitty low paying job and maybeeeeee you’ll get rich :) we promise there’s a possibility! Just push the button isn’t it so shiny and fun looking? Don’t you love being a Sports Fan? Don’t you want to bet the little money you have on world politics