She will never dance with us again

unmarked horny within | trans woman| late 20s

[lix-mobageshiki]

[toskarin]

was thinking about how you can work out your tongue to make it stronger and went, you know, I wonder if there's a competitive sport for that, so in a brief blissful moment I forgot all outside context and googled "tongue wrestling" and I'm going to be honest, even accounting for that, what came up on google images was completely unwarranted

[toskarin]

me: I wonder if there's a sport for wrestling tongues

google in a sensible world: you've forgotten the connotations of those words, so I'm going to return images of kissing

google in a world-as-it-exists: did you mean tonsil stone extraction surgery

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

[thememedaddy]

[chucktaylorupset]

(via hornedchick)

Kurt Vonnegut wrote: “When I was 15, I spent a month working on an archeological dig. I was talking to one of the archeologists one day during our lunch break and he asked those kinds of “getting to know you” questions you ask young people: Do you play sports? What’s your favorite subject? And I told him, no I don’t play any sports. I do theater, I’m in choir, I play the violin and piano, I used to take art classes.

And he went WOW. That’s amazing! And I said, “Oh no, but I’m not any good at ANY of them.”

And he said something then that I will never forget and which absolutely blew my mind because no one had ever said anything like it to me before: “I don’t think being good at things is the point of doing them. I think you’ve got all these wonderful experiences with different skills, and that all teaches you things and makes you an interesting person, no matter how well you do them.”

And that honestly changed my life. Because I went from a failure, someone who hadn’t been talented enough at anything to excel, to someone who did things because I enjoyed them. I had been raised in such an achievement-oriented environment, so inundated with the myth of Talent, that I thought it was only worth doing things if you could “Win” at them.

[medievaljournalist]

lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty

[dollbandcry]

shuri continues to be the best poster in any of the girls bands

[synthient]

X

[open-sketchbook]

i fucking love the matrix

[latenightgasstationwalk]

Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot

[zxbuster-advent]

[toskarin]

[tennco]

do you think remilia still loses sleep over this interaction? over how marisa just immediately shut her down?

[goldcanillust]

[soup-mother]

Pixv artists will drawing a cute girl and then put a sign of mars next to her to indicate she supports Martian independence

[sailatina3]

Thats right.

[arcadebroke]

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

I cannot understand why anyone would want to fuck a Pokémon when the Pokémon world is canonically bountiful with hot empty-nest moms whose husbands are absent or nonexistent

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

Is this a trick question or something?

[energyprison]

yeah man open it up in tf2 for me

[da-riya]