[foreverlostinliterature]

[princess-glitter-pixie]

Kellogg’s Chocolate Mud & Bugs, 2002🐛🐞

[toastbutteregg]

[cartographerswithoutborders]

My plan to create a perfectly flat and level Kansas by moving 5,501 cubic miles of earth from west to east. It’s the ideal Kansas. Still some details to work out about rivers, roads, etc. Watch out for the 900-foot cliff bisecting Kansas City.

[leafcrunch]

this is honestly the best post on the entire fucking internet

[mycaptaintazer]

I’ve never identified with something more than this

[theoldness]

bitch…omg

[spock-ho-deactivated20170609]

omfg

[elpiso]

slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™

[tiqerboy-archive-blog]

this is a carwash for people

[8bitnatsuki-deactivated20200525]

I hear if you turn them all on at once you can use the water pressure to glitch past the boss room

[hollisofficial]

[ocfos]

You fucker

[westcountryadventure]

I can’t see him but I just feel his energy

[the-dwemereths-numidium]

I can feel the aura and I know exactly who it is you ass

[finding-luciano]

[readableporn]

This is 1000x more terrifying than any dream I will ever encounter.

[level5goblin]

[hotseok]

i’ve reached the point in life where i’m literally in tears of this this is the funniest fucking thing——

[lotad]

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

[shencomix]

[buttpoems]

[youlovetoseeit]

me

[modplug-deactivated20140131]

[justbadpuns]

Why do you even continue to post on here? All your puns are so bad

Does someone want to tell them or should I?

[mary]

[newyorker]

A cartoon by Will McPhail.

[ruffboi-mags]