Apocalypse of the Youth

Cait.

[vivipuppy]

hey gang im ordering 14 dollars worth of soda and nothing else from my local dominos

im thorsty

[vivipuppy]

He better not fucking have

[fangirlshideout]

[shanemichael]

It’s fucking red.

[stupidfuckingdumbfuckingbearname]

I’ve literally waited for this video for years. i’ve been reading the gif in the wrong tone the entire time

[nicollekidman]

i have so much beef with the concept of time 

[hungwy]

SWAT kicking down my meth lab door: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND Me (with cat ears on): oh nyoez!!! Sowwy mister gubbermemt ;‘3 I can haz weduced sentence fow compwiance? SWAT guy: *shoots me in the head*

[factsmyguy-deactivated20180214]

guess who’s finally content with life and not suffering from depression anymore it ain’t me but they out there

[setheverman]

[ruinedchildhood]

#same

[keybladesoras]

#Spider Man Homecoming looks so good #what an original revision of Spider Man

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

my favorite sport is jousting. except without the pole because thats too dangerous. just riding my horse angrily towards another guy riding a horse angrily, that is my passion

[notagiraffe]

Me: *shows basic human decency to cashier

Cashier: ??!?! Thank you! You’re the nicest person ever!

Me: are you ok

[bravadopinfire]

Reblog if politeness to retail and service workers is important to you.

[that-one-irish-idiot-deactivate]

honestly 

[pretty--chic-deactivated2017062]

[jimmypestospizzeria]

[meladoodle]

my friend angella was doing a comedy gig, and as soon as she came out a guy shouted ‘can i give you my number?’ and all the crowd groaned cause it was so inappropriate but angella was like ‘yeah sure’. the guy started shouting out his number and she started entering it into her phone. the whole crowd was like woaaah. she got the whole number and then dialled it and it rang. everyone lost their shit. finally the guy answered and angella just said “hello? shut the fuck up” and it was the most incredible thing i’ve ever seen 

[alex-plante]

So some of these details are probably wrong, it happened a long time ago so I don’t remember the specifics leading up, but it was incredible. A friend of mine who does stand up was doing his bit at open mic one night, and a guy was heckling him. Just being a total asshole, and then his phone rang and he started talking loudly on his phone about how he’s at open mic and this guy isn’t funny, etc. Now the weird thing about hecklers is that they just want to be a part of something most of the time, so my friend said, “hey man, what’s your name? Can I see your phone for a second?”

The guy actually handed over his phone, and my friend hung up, and scrolled through his contact list until he found the person he was looking for. He hit dial, and starts.

“Hello? Is this [Name’s] mom? Great! It’s very nice to talk to you. I’m a comedian in the middle of my standup routine, and your son is being very rude, [lists off some of the things her son said]…. hold on, can I get you to repeat that?”

He takes the phone away, puts it in speakerphone and holds it up to the mic.

“I said, I’m sorry my son is being such an asshole.”

Everyone lost it. Fuckin’ destroyed by his own mother. My friend said it was one of his proudest moments ever.

[hoidiza]

[badnewzva757]

[relishboi]

[melaninmedicine]

You ever not talk to people you love to protect them from your energy at the moment?

[culturenlifestyle]

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[nebet-ren]

Some major #aesthetic right here. Not mine, but somebody’s!