fuck yeah, bitches

becky. 21. might be funny on tuesdays. the blogger formerly known as dielakitty WARNING: reading this blog may result in being overwhelmed by awesome, crazy fun times, wanting to be batman, a desire to time travel, increased knowledge of how to combat monsters, mild paranoia that there is someone behind your shower curtain, falling down stairs (it keeps happening!), questioning your sexuality, becoming a feminist, hating pants, and intense pie cravings.  frolicker(s) frolicking BARD OF TIME

[ghostmakoto]

how to summon pigeon satan:

draw pentagram

sprinkle bread crumbs over pentagram

[nicciremade-blog]

ＦＯＯＬＩＳＨ ＭＯＲＴＡＬ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＲＥＡＬＬＹ ＴＨＩＮＫ… ＩＳ ＴＨＡＴ ＢＲＥＡＤ

[8ight15ive1-blog]

[mattonious]

Pay your taxes or be sent to the Shadow Realm

[heycomics]

[tordles-deactivated20140803]

actually no this one is still just fantastic 

[asksighstuck]

[supey-deactivated20160310]

#where is sol #this is relevant to eir interes #SOL PEOPLE ARE USING YOU AS A WEAPON AND MEANS OF REVENGE #HOW DOES THIS MAKE YOU FEEL

[pusheverybutton]

on a scale of dead squirrel to aradia megido how ok are you

[littlepunkryo-deactivated201208]

[tardiscrash]

Peter: So there are other superheroes who think that I - I am such a bad superhero that you guys need to train me?

Tony: Hey, it could have been worse. Captain America wanted to have you put in jail. So this is -

Peter: Captain America wanted to put me in jail?

Tony: —better.

Peter and Tony sit’n in a tree S-C-I-E-N-C-E

[einosaur-deactivated20130628]

casually suggests jake and dirk with octopus plushes.

 jubilantaardvark

[spntweets]

So apparently Jake Abel had quite the adventure this afternoon…

[thejotaku]

~Hipster Clothing Shop Worker~

~Errand Runner for her Mother~

[thejotaku]

Troll’s Job Set!

Hint: Click the images for their job description!

In Acquariet, at about the age of 14/15, young people would leave school and enter a sort of work study instead.  Then they would train under that job until of age.  At which point they would either be asked to stay and continue working there, or be let go.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ About Acquaristuck + FAQ ★ Original Refs [Kids] ★ ★ Front and Back Final Refs [Kids] ★ Job Set [Kids] Lowblood Refs ★ Highblood Refs ★

[davestrider-blog-deactivated202]

Dave doesn’t talk to other people when he’s in a group. He only talks to Rose. 

Dave is shy and mumbles and talks to himself a lot.

Dave is perfect.　

[cloverture]

[saraneth-deactivated20180428]

This is my current iPod background.

[dragonmanx]

FuCK DA POLICE by ~dragonmanX

[fyeahcreepyshit]

Submitted by spirited-astray

Many classic horror icons and other disturbing creatures share common characteristics. Pale skin, dark, sunken eyes, elongated faces, sharp teeth, and the like. These images inspire horror and revulsion in many, and with good reason. The characteristics shared by these faces are imprinted in the human mind.

Many things frighten humans instinctively. The fear is natural, and does not need to be reinforced in order to terrify. The fears are species-wide, stemming from dark times in the past when lightning could mean the burning of your tree home, predators could be hiding in the dark, heights could make poor footing lethal, and a spider or snake bite could mean certain death.

The question you have to ask yourself is this:

What happened, deep in the hidden eras before history began, that could effect the entire human race so evenly as to give the entire species a deep, instinctual, and lasting fear of pale beings with dark, sunken eyes, razor sharp teeth, and elongated faces?

… Just be careful out there.

[bvbyqueen-blog]

This is one of the coolest things I have ever read on tumblr.

[goodvibes-muffin]

Well shit. This has got to b inebof the most interesting and mind blowing things I’ve read. Like wow. Ik I’ve posted this before but everytime I read it im just still shocked that people haven’t come to this conclusion before. It’s rather creepy lol

[gingerhaze]

Mission: ADORABLE

Have you seen Ghost Protocol? You should see it if you like spy bros, Jeremy Renner, and Jeremy Renner’s butt.

[livinglights]