[cupcakesandhags]

i love shane hollander because i too had a panic attack the first time i had really emotionally intimate gay sex

[cupcakesandhags]

you know what? i hope hudson did get paid to be at that club. and i hope he made bank. i hope he was being given top shelf liquor even just for shots, all night long. i hope he did a bunch of rails in the bathroom with all his friends. i hope he did all that and more and had fun. and hell, wherever connor is, i hope he's having just as much fun too!

[hudsonswilliams]

💋💋

[cecoeur]

Love Ya, Mwah! (I know he made the sound)

[crazecentral]

Bro...

[mojoscircus]

Hudson asking Aika if his hair looks okay and her fixing it is the cutest thing ever

[schmilsson]

sports arent real

[schmilsson]

sports stands for

S - piss

P - yourself

O - off

R - immediately

T - for

S - free

[daiiku]

ᴴᵘᵈˢᵒⁿ ᵂⁱˡˡⁱᵃᵐˢ | ᴮᵃˡᵉⁿᶜⁱᵃᵍᵃ ᶜᵒᵘᵗᵘʳᵉ ˢʰᵒʷ

[gurlsrool]

times Ilya Rozanov drops a “do you know who I AM?”

skipping the line at the club

getting out of a traffic ticket (most successful in Boston)

getting out of a drunk and disorderly charge (this happens twice during the Rose Landry era)

in bed with Shane (Shane will later deny how loud this makes him moan)

skipping the wait at swanky restaurants to take his husband on dinner dates (most successful in Canada)

delirious to Yuna after she beats him at a 6 hour long round of monopoly

getting his children the hot new sold out toy for Christmas

while talking to his father

[gabriellelestat]

there’s a cultural obsession with labelling all female authors as unintelligent or otherwise only capable of accidentally stumbling into brief moments of genius in their works that we need to start pushing back against

[gurlsrool]

actually vital to me that Shane gets the fugliest tattoo possible after winning his second Cup. Ilya laughs in his face when he sees it the next time they fuck. Shane’s like “shut up, it’s better than your stupid bear” but Ilya can’t even hear it over the sound of his own horny laughter

[damazcuz]

"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.

[pwhl-mybeloved]

this shit got me hype for a sport I don’t even understand 👀 🔥

[swampswine]

[fuckrozanov]

goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day

[wifegideonnav]

reblog this and tell me your favorite album written and performed by a woman?

[cupcakesandhags]

[luulapants]

in a reasonable canon, shane would simply have THEE most dependent and intimate relationship with the montreal team nutritionist. like, he has her on speed dial. they text multiple times per day. she spends 60% of her work hours adjusting meal plans for his texture issues and aversions. nobody else really sees how intense their connection is.

when he was crashing out about trading to ottawa, he said, "You know, it's just gonna be really hard to leave melissa," and hayden was sitting right there like. "melissa?? it's gonna be hard to leave MELISSA??"

but i think we can probably convince melissa to move to ottawa with him, don't worry.