real g’s move in silence like lasagna

Soup/25/Bi/♾️

[ksubiis-deactivated20190118]

I don’t have a faq. All you need to know is that my meat is huge and i’m sexy as hell

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[atomic-shipping]

When you remember how much you love a character you hadn’t thought about in a while

[triangleguy]

my bad. turns off my perpetual motion dog catapulting machine

[angel-derangement]

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

[angel-derangement]

please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows

[ablubluh]

i was like 'what could jorts it possibly mean' but as with many things clicking the original post immediately clarified the situation

[kalimaxxing]

tea timed

[killue]

ahhh .. just what i needed

[mtfdomme]

Can you describe your dick for us? 🤤

Louder than Gods revolver and twice as shiny

[silverrdagger]

whatever 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

[fluff-e-boy]

One of the most important images of all time

[mstgsmy66]

[veryluckyclovers]

backrooms date night

[doeberman-deactivated20210530]

wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items

[gamer-0-clock]

When the schemes are gay and sinister

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[cuppydogshane]

that is actually my main principle of explicit fic is that the personalities stay On during sex.

[foodandfriends]