Meep.

[weavemama]

[overpricedvodka]

Final – and most accurate – thing I will post in 2016. Happy New Year.

[jaehyu-archive-blog]

what do ppl with naturally straight hair do with all that free time….

[judejynerso]

we curl our hair

[cookii-whore]

[setheverman]

i love how 2015 just went straight into 2017 haha :) yup! just straight into 2017 :) without anything else there in between! :)

[enoughtohold]

thanks duolingo but i know that one

[hashtagloveloses]

What the fuck

[chongoblog]

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

Wait for it…

[association-of-free-people]

Witchcraft

[unlimited-shitpost-works-deacti]

[perspectivemax-deactivated20181]

Oh

[secondhand-sheep-shack]

The math geek in me is giddy. 

[brosefvondudehomie-deactivated2]

WITCHCRAFT!!! BURN THE WITCH!!!

[theheartbrokenlibertarian]

I don’t buy that “graph” even a little. It’s clear that what I just witnessed is impossible without some kind of magic spell.

[dontneedfeminism2]

Bruh.

[cloudruler-old]

someone being a jerk: i have depression okay????

me, who also has depression:

[allthecoloursatonce]

Anyone else terrified that they are toxic and manipulative and just can’t see it? Or is that just me?

[theforce]

working in retail

me: hey

customer: i wish you would just fucking DIE 

me: okay let me know if you have any questions ! 

[yikyakapp-blog]

[sergle]

you: there can’t possibly be anything interesting in Customer Reviews for fake lashes. me:

[sludgebitch]

vague post

eh y’know just kinda

y’know

[ekleta]

[maswartz]

I honestly think people forget that the church and state are supposed to be separate. Give me one non-religious reason against same sex marriage. One non-religious reason against stem cell research. One non-religious reason against safe abortions. Go ahead.

[vixyish]

I’ve been saying this for YEARS.

[zuckerwattetraum]

[boxofpigeons]

Yeah but can you imagine:

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Sorcerer’s Stone

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Chamber of Secrets

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Prisoner of Azkaban 

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Goblet of Fire

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Order of the Pheonix

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Half-Blood Prince

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Deathly Hallows

Has a nice ring to it

[thesundanceghost]

ACTUAL PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN

JAMES WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH PADFOOT

[not-persephone]

ACTUALY PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE

NEVERMIND THAT, HE ALSO GOT FREAKY WITH SNAPE.

[sin-sational-deactivated2014052]

ACTUAL PROOF THAT I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX

THE ENTIRE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX

JAMES

I HOPE YOU USED PROTECTION

[lydzdoodles]

IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN

[l0ckjaws]

BRB DYING OF LAUGHTER

[happy-in-neverland]

OMG I SAW A PRINTSCREEN OF THIS SO MANY TIMES AND I FINALLY THE ORIGINAL POST APPEARED ON MY DASH AND I AM SCREAMING

[crazed-fallen-angel]

troublednovak

[puppyvegeta-deactivated20190313]

Always reblog

[themaraudersmapforpranks]

And we all thought Sirius was the one who got around …

[stresseddepressedcupcake-deacti]

This is too great