your worst nightmare

hello whatsup I am so normal (:

[melissa-titanium]

hello space girl

[ID: Various colored drawings of Tome Kurata from Mob Psycho 100 on a beige background. Tome is light skinned with a slightly blemished face, and has green nail polish. She's wearing her school uniform in all the drawings.

Text to the left and right of the top drawing reads: "eyebags from way too many nights spent binging conspiracy theory series. upturned nose, girl wash ur hair, bad acne, mini underbite, super gangly."

Text in the middle of the drawing reads: "Tome." with decorative lines surrounding the text in a halo, and the letter 'O' is replaced with an alien head.

Text to the left and top right of the bottom right drawing reads: "bites her nails, patchy eyebrows." / End ID]

[phillip-bankss]

happy pride month. if he was drawn today it'd be like: my new PRONOUN. their WOKE deal is that THEY's a NONBINARY THEM who lowkey doesn't give a GENDER

[phillip-bankss]

ohh its here! it’s here!! How To Be Chill is officially out in the world. I had a great time working on the art for this! contains 365 small reminders to stay calm in a very un-calm world. hope it finds you when you need it most.

now available wherever books are sold.

[berryinnit]

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

[imsobadatnicknames2]

I know I already made a post to this effect but it's so baffling to me when someone defends the fact that headphone jacks are slowly but surely getting phased out by smartphone manufacturers with some variations of "wireless headphones are more convenient anyway" bc like. If we're talking about convenience what I like about wired headphones is that they conveniently have a single plug that makes the same damn pair of headphones universally compatible with every single audio-output-capable device I own, from my phone and my computer to my fucking gameboy and my casette player, it doesn't get any more convenient than that.

[memecucker]

[ottisbuns]

[meerschweinchen-archive]

your twenties are Also about discovering that you’re not a bad person in all the ways you believed you were but you’re a bad person in completely new and exciting ways

[hiveswap]

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

[hiveswap]

Don't forget to play it loud as fuck

[kowai-kabuki-tanuki]

please….listen to the whole thing. And imagine that you are IN SPACE in 1973 and you JUST woke up. Every time you adjust…it escalates somehow.

This song had to be designed in a lab for the sole purpose of fucking with astronauts. whoever added it to the NASA playlist was a genius.

[hiveswap]

It took them two tries to ban it?

[kvotheunkvothe]

[tiresomespaceplant]

centrifuge dance break! (you can get this as an animated wallpaper here! :))

[freakoutgirl]

This is how June is going to feel

[freakoutgirl]

ngl June has ended up feeling more like this

[silentsepulchres]

[sunsestart]

Happy let Papyrus say fuck day!

[kyri45]

Guards! Put the blond man in spandex in situations!

Ahah you thought it was gonna be a silly introduction? Well me and @sam-i-am-27 have been coocking some more loree. (PREV)

[darkspaceboytoy]

Hey look you’ll basically never be able to afford a computer ever again but the good news is Sam Altman can generate as many underage girls as he wants to jack off to and actually his AI shit will probably cook us all to death before you really needed that new PC anyways

[bravelycowering]

a rather unfortunate hobby of mine is recreating undertale/deltarune songs so that i can replace the melody with megalovania. i dont know why i do this

[bravelycowering]

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like this

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i will not be stopping

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[bravelycowering]

you and i both know these bars are too far apart to stop me

[bravelycowering]

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aaand another one

[bravelycowering]

cant forget this one

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probably something like this

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[gogogoat495]

[ID: A bunch of Undertale tracks with their instruments set to play Megalovania (Once Upon a Time, mus_st_him, Death by Glamour, Your Best Friend, Temmie Village, Start Menu, and Power of "NEO") with tags reading "#I think this might be illegal actually op #go to undertale jail" and a pic of OP's avatar in Papyrus' shed, and a comment by @cherub-investigation0802 reading "Okay now Im curious of what the inverse is like" with Megalovania set to play Fallen Down. /End ID]

[noxooo0]

what the hell sure

[dykespeare-deactivated20181228]

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

[confident-fear]

This is one of my favorite sites on here because everyone who reblogged it truly believes it because their moms won’t actually see it