Plasma Dragon Den

[greenlabcoat]

transition timeline but about halfway through im inexplicably a cackling green witch for a few months before continuing as normal

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Fortuneteller, turning over the Death card: Don't worry. It isn't literal. It simply refers to some form of change. Me: Phew Fortuneteller; turning over the Gets Eaten by the Fortuneteller While Trying to Leave card: That can also mean many things

[daily-bunbuns]

The bunny of the day is ... bullied bunny... :C

[bus12]

crazy how like a bad thing can happen to you and you can go 'hmm okay well this is really really bad' and then you go to place it on your 'list of ongoing bad things currently happening to me' and it's in like fourth place

[samwisegamwise]

[cutecipher]

99% of users on tumblr are some sort of gay as fuck animal

[fairycosmos]

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

[beansfrombeans]

[contains-bees]

If you read the phrase 'put simply' in an academic text, you are about to encounter one of two types of sentences:

Put simply, a monad is just a monoid in the category of endofunctors.

Put simply, a lie is a statement which is not true.

[roborosewater-masters]

Lesbian Conclave Submission by WillWeaverRVA

[pyromaantje]

Each player may zope up to one land card from their zerk.

[56kilobits]

i've been obsessed with this video so i downloaded the video file off of youtube so even if the internet goes down i can always watch frogtimelapse.mp4

[angel-fruitcake]

i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed

[parakeet]

watching jerma's old stardew valley vids from ten years ago for the first time. this poor guy had like 5 cabbages planted and like 8 string beans on his entire farm. and a meteor hit his farm and obliterated half of his string beans. he attempted to break the meteor with a cherry bomb which only served to destroy 3 of the 4 remaining string beans. he destroyed the remaining string bean in a fit of rage

[girlballs-archive]

this pride month, remember: ralsei deltarune is transfem and kris deltarune is non-binary transfem. it's in the text

[macquarieridge]

amazing tweet by mou

[fandomyuriindex]

Undertale has a Yuri Index of 0.098

Read more about the Yuri Index here

Suggested by anonymous

[bwuppy]

[tendersugars-deactivated2025092]

because i'm obnoxious i wanted to run some additional numbers on this to see just how much of an impact sans specifically had on this. the total amount of m/m in the undertale tag is 20,917 fics, with the amount of f/f sitting at the bottom with only 5,926 fics. if i sort the tag by fics tagged m/m, sans/sans comprises 43% of the fics, sans/papyrus comprises 14%, and sans/reader comprises 9%. those are the three most written-for ships in that tag. needless to say, that's already pretty bleak. but it gets bleaker.

if i sort the tag instead by f/f, what are the three most written-for ships? alphys/undyne, predictably, is at the top, comprising 51% of the tag. the second is, inexplicably, sans/reader, which weighs in at 23%. and last is toriel/asgore, making up 11% of the tag. (in case you're wondering, sans/sans makes up 7%.)

so basically,

[algatharin]

[suselletti]

[monotcchi]

this text post felt very farcille-core :")

[rnismatch]

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue