The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe Malfunction

I'm Mara and I am not hipster enough to have a blog.

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How do you learn to trust your body again?

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The West Wing + tumblr text posts (36/?)

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Me hunting with my vampire friends: cracking open a boy with the cold ones

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[me internally while someones talkin to me] wow they Really Think i kno wats goin on rn…

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100 aesthetic summer challenge

#22 Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

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Cheap Vegan Recipes

Here are a selection of simple and delicious recipes that are made mainly using the ingredients featured in my cheap vegan essentials list. The ingredients required which do not appear on this list are either cheap and widely available or are optional and easily substituted.

Soups and Salads

Spiced red lentil soup

Potato leek soup

Potato lentil tumeric soup

Vegetable and dumpling soup

Chunky potato split pea soup

Cream of broccoli soup

Creamy roasted garlic white bean soup

Summer corn soup (GF)

Spicy carrot soup

Barley and bean soup

Hot and sour soup

Black bean tortilla soup (GF)

Lentil and turnip soup with lemon

Tomato and noodle soup with potatoes

Tofu noodle broth

Chickpea salad (GF)

Macaroni salad (GF)

Light and healthy potato salad

Broccoli, red bell pepper & chickpea salad (GF)

Bulgar and lentil salad

Soba noodle salad

Tomato kachumber salad

Marinated kale, white bean & tomato salad

Mixed bean salad

Mediterranean lentil salad

Chipotle bowl

Sides and Small Plates

Garlic herb flatbread

Classic falafel (GF)

Baked falafel

Olive oil baked potatoes (GF)

Spanish cauliflower rice

Orange cauliflower

BBQ cauliflower bites

Pastatas bravas

Curried chickpeas

Curried lentils

Spicy tempeh bites

Spicy chile-garlic tofu

Black bean and tofu tostadas (GF)

Fresh spring rolls

Pad thai spring rolls (GF)

Bahn mi spring rolls (GF)

Cucumber tofu rolls (GF)

Samosa potato cakes with green chutney

Crispy turnip and bean balls

Mexican rice

Street tacos

Chipotle lime tacos

Potato and chickpea tacos

Kale, tomato and tofu burritos

BBQ cauliflower wraps

BBQ chickpea wraps

Roasted red pepper wraps

Tofu lettuce wraps

Kichari patties

Broccoli and onion pakora (GF)

Crispy carrot cutlets

Crispy breaded tofu nuggets

Taco skillet

Quinoa stuffed peppers (GF)

Roasted cauliflower in lemon-tahini Sauce (GF)

Easy hummus (GF)

Easy tomato chutney (GF)

Lentil and onion sandwich spread (GF)

Salt and cinnamon kale chips (GF)

Baked sweet potato chips (GF)

Stuffed tomatoes (GF)

Simple tofu scramble (GF)

Simple vegan omelet (GF)

Crispy fried tofu tontons

Sesame potato puffs

Baked zucchini fries

Dill pickle french fries

Carrot fries (GF)

Home made vegetable crisps (GF)

Sesame roasted kale (GF)

Corn salsa (GF)

Sweet and salty tofu bites (GF)

Salt and pepper tofu

Sesame soba noodles

Homemade meatless meatballs

Blackbean meatballs

Smoky mixed potato wedges (GF)

Yorkshire puddings

Quick and easy biscuits

Potato & rosemary focaccia

Tomato bruschetta

French toast

Rice balls

Quinoa tater tots

Spice red pasta with lentils

Easy homemade calzones

Chickpea bolognese

Pita bread pizza

Pizza rolls

Mains

Spinach and chickpea curry

Kadala curry (GF)

Mushroom & potato curry

Sweet potato, spinach & potato curry

Baked potatoes with spicy dhal

Chickpea tandoori with rissoto

Aloo gobi

Gobi musallam (GF)

Chana massala (GF)

Tahini lentils (GF)

Sweet and sour vegetables (GF)

Sweet and sour tofu (GF)

Tofu omelette

Orange and ginger tofu

Sweet coconut thai tofu

Caribbean tofu with coconut quinoa (GF)

Buffalo tofu slices (GF)

Spiced sesame tofu stir fry

Kale stir fry (GF)

Pad thai

Chow mein

Singapore noodles

Spicy tomato basil pasta (GF)

Cauliflower stew with white beans

Vegan chilli

Sweet potato & white bean chilli (GF)

Bulgur black bean chilli

Quinoa chilli (GF)

Quinoa casserole (GF)

Blackened sweet potato mash (GF)

Sweet potato fry nachos (GF)

Veggie ramen

Cauliflower alfredo, spinach & artichoke lasagne 

Cauliflower dhal (GF)

Cabbage stir fry with noodles

Garlic fried rice with crispy tofu & tomato salad 

Lemony tomato and cauliflower pasta 

Black bean & onion pilaf

Chickpea broccoli casserole (GF)

Creamy baked sweet potato with mashed potatoes (GF)

Shepherds pie with chickpeas & sweet potato (GF)

Kale stuffed sweet potatoes

Biscuits and gravy

Pea and cabbage patties

Falafel burgers

Curried chickpea burgers

Sweet potato burgers (GF)

Griled lentil burgers

Veggie burgers with pea patties

Vegan burger

Chipotle Maple Sweet Potato burgers

Chickpea veggie loaf

Macaroni & no cheese bake

Toasted tempeh burritos

Quick brown rice & bean burritos

Sweet potato burritos

Mexican Pinwheels

Quinoa burritos

Smoky tempeh burrito bowls

Soyrizo quesadilla

Mediterranean polenta scramble (GF)

Potato and rice stew with red lentils (GF)

Creamy cabbage and tomato pie

Chilli tomato & basil baked beans on toast

Baked pasta with spinach & brussel sprouts

Pasta italiano

Lentil balls with tomato sauce

Mustard greens & tofu with rice noodles (GF)

Oriental rice noodles

Baked cauliflower with rye breadcrumbs

Cauliflower steaks with mushroom gravy (GF)

Oven-baked mexican quinoa casserole (GF)

Roasted veggie tacos

Tempeh hash with brussels sprouts

Tempeh snack sandwich

Quick and easy tofu sandwich (GF)

Falafel and hummus sandwich

Vegan Tuna Sandwich

Easy oven-baked risotto

Veggie sausage

Vegan quiche

Mac ‘n’ cheese

Lentil bolognese

Veggie ramen

Vegan alfredo (GF)

Tofu lasagna (GF)

Pasta with veggies & breaded tofu

Spaghetti squash with broccoli and garlic

Lentil tabbouleh (GF)

Ratatouille (GF)

Shephards pie

Turkish style couscous

Smoky red lentil stew

Snacks and Desserts

Chocolate brownies (GF)

Super fudgey brownies

Simple chocolate brownies

Brownie batter bake (GF)

Chocolate peanut butter pancakes (GF)

Carrot apple muffins (GF)

Waffles (GF)

Apple cinnamon waffles

Dark chocolate truffles

Dark chocolate macaroons

Peanut butter and jelly snack bars

Simple crumb cake with apple jam

Toffee apple upside down cake

Chocolate pudding

Chocolate cake

Apple cake

Apple pie bars (GF)

Apple pie

Chocolate pie

Whoopie pies

Apple pie burritos

Banana cream pie blizzards

Banana cheesecake

Peanut butter banana bars

Bread and butter pudding

Crispy apple chips

Blueberry pancakes

Berry pop tarts

Lemon poppy seed snack cake

Chai spiced popcorn

Creamy lemon ice pops

Vanilla fudge cupcakes

Peanut butter “nice” cream

Easy banana ice cream

Carrot cake bites

3-ingredient fudge bites

Berry lemon scones

Sweetheart short stacks

Banana pecan shortbread (GF)

Chocolate banana bread muffins

Chocolate peanut butter banana bread

Banana bread corn stack (GF)

Coconut oatmeal cookies

Oatmeal raisin cookie bars

Cinnamon chocolate chip cookies

Peanut buttery sandwich cookies

Peanut butter cookies (GF)

Peanut butter chocolate chip cookie dough

California cookies

No-bake peanut butter cups

Espresso glazed donuts

Strawberry oat bars

Chocolate peanut butter patties

Peanut butter bonbons (GF)

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I would love for this to be on Facebook but I can't break my grandmothers heart publicly anymore

I am 7. An older playmate asks if I want to "kiss like they do in the movies". I say no. He lays on top of me in the garage and shoves his tongue in my mouth. He puts his hand up my shirt and afterwards acts as if nothing has happened. I am 13. A coworker at camp touches me and asks "are you nervous?" He continues up my thigh and reaches his hand down my pants. I have no idea how to react. He is disgusted that I don't shave. I am 18. A boy I had been sleeping with breaks things off. One night, he begins touching me while I sleep. I remind him he has a girlfriend. He tells me he "needs closure with me". I am 21. A group of friends goes out to a bar. A man follows us for blocks, commenting on our appearances. He only retreats when I confront him. I am 24. A friend and I try to get into an Uber. A car full of men makes a u-turn to yell at us out the window, asking us to ride with them instead.

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I’m upset because I want to change the world but the world is too big and people are too mean

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no other person on this planet was made for you, they were made for themselves. love is all about choices. no one is going to be perfect for you, and i think we need to stop raising everyone on the belief that someone out there, just one other person in the whole world, was “made for you” because it isn’t true. no one is made for you, besides you. other people belong to themselves. if you want to make it work with someone, it’s about hard work, understanding, compassion, communication, and choice

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the "totally adorable but also basically Satan" squad

Scorpio, Libra, Sagittarius, Pisces, Cancer, Gemini

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[drawing of a red turtle in a red and brown shell saying “You worked very hard to get this far and you have every right to be here.” in a brown speech bubble.]

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