who i was, what i did, is not who i am

i have this problem where i watch way too many tv shows/movies and cry over them and their actors

[cynical-jerks-r-us]

Grammar

“Bite me, asshole” = grammatically correct and scathing

“Bite me asshole” = kinky pirate

[cureforallmyfears]

me: *driving an unfamiliar route*

me: *turns radio down so I can see better*

[b9d3h3je2-deactivated20180827]

use your fucking turn signal

[patheticgayblog]

[nekomancrr]

[scottxkip]

kittyypryde:

“It’s crucial because the members of our community who are the most vulnerable have and continue to experience a far more difficult time in our society. When the life expectancy of transgender women of colour in this country is 35, and 40% of homeless youth are lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender, we still have so much work to do.” –  Ellen Page 

[doresque-deactivated20160814]

my talents include

blogging till 5am

crying immediately when someone’s yelling at me

neglecting my friends

shitwriting a 10-page-essay one day before the deadline

not moving for 6 hours

having 15 different emotions at the same time

fucking up every kind of human interaction

[ororomunroe-archive]

“You think you can hold them off?”

[wondirection]

sometimes i catch myself being salty and im like damn????? take a nap?????

[perks-of-being-chinese]

these are like some of my favorite posts from tumblr dot com

you can find the other parts here :)

[earthtomaddie]

[dinuguan]

[dailyportalz]

[newjerseydevil]

stop the melting ducks help them someone pls

[exciting]

END GLOBAL WARMING NOW!!

[bunnykillian-blog1]

[iriswestsallen]

Captain Swan in 5x03

[l-o-t-r]

“His defeat at Helm’s Deep showed our enemy one thing: he knows the heir of Elendil has come forth. Men are not as weak as he supposed; there is courage still, strength enough perhaps to challenge him. Sauron fears this. He will not risk the peoples of Middle-earth uniting under one banner.”

[dirtcustard-deactivated20151126]

Hate Doctors because they steal my blood and then they don’t even drink it, what’s the point

[id-rather-be-sleeping95]

When u suck at calculus

[darkwebdad-deactivated20160207]

YMCA but instead of young man they say comrade and YMCA is USSR

[liquidcoma-deactivated20160903]

comrade, steel production is down/i said comrade, you must sleep on the ground