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If not by flame, then by feather
Wait what's a buildings fire evacuation plan if you aren't supposed to use the elevator to get down
You go down the stairwell/fire escape. Is that weird?
But what if you have a walker or a wheelchair??
in america at least, in this situation, there isnt one. either your loved ones or the firemen can get you out using the emergency fire escapes or stairs, or you dieΒ
That's fucking horrific, thank you
βfunβ little story:
last summer my friend who is an amazingly talented artist and i were in this super tall building, and sheβs in a wheelchair and iβm pushing her around the room. itβs an art exhibit and some of her art was chosen to be showcased there and so itβs all fine and dandy until suddenly an alarm starts going off
a FIRE ALARM
everyone starts running for the stairs and my friend just looks at me with this forlorn look on her face
βi canβt go down the stairsβ
but iβm a stubborn bitchΒ βiβll carry youβ
βwhat about my chair? itβs too expensive for me to be able to get another one if i canβt get this one backβ
βiβll carry that tooβ
and i did. we went to the stairs (by then most people from our floor were gone) and i lifted her up in a firemanβs carry over my shoulder and then lifted her chair up and used the ridiculous amount of adrenaline that was coursing through my veins to make it down approximately 20 half-flights of stairs until we met some people exiting lower floors, one of which who kindly took the chair. I changed positions so i was holding my friend bridal-style which was, somehow, easier and the person who took her wheelchair (with her permission to handle it of course) accompanied me to the ground floor and then out the doors
basically there is no real protocol for people who canβt use the stairs in an emergency. itβs up to the people with them, if anyone, to help them or the person to somehow make it down the stairs alone, unassisted
thank fuck that it was just a faulty alarm system, because if i was unable to carry her down those stairs and the building was on fucking fire???? then i donβt know what would have happened to her, but i donβt think it would have been very good.
itβs fucking ridiculous and ableist to the absolute max.
I use a cane. When I did a day-long fire safety training at my northeast American university (UMass Amherst), I asked that exact same question: βwhat am I supposed to do if the fire alarm goes off and Iβm in my lab on the twelfth floor?βΒ
the fire marshal hemmed and hawed for a while and then said to take the elevator- youβre supposed to leave it free for the fire department to use and they want able-bodied people out fast not waiting for elevators. if the fire alarm has just gone off the building probably hasnβt suffered enough structural damage to make using the elevator dangerous, and modern elevator wells are heavily reinforced. many large and high-trafficked buildings on my campus have fire rated elevators that link in with the fire alarm system so they wonβt let you off on a floor with a possible fire.Β
if the elevator isnβt working, wait in the stairwell and call the fire department to let them know where you are. modern stairwells are also heavily reinforced- it might not be pleasant but modern building code usually requires fire-resistant stairwell doors in office and big residential buildings, also to help firefighters get in and out safely. older buildingsβ stairwells may or may not be retrofitted with fire-resistant doors but a stairwell is generally the safest place to wait if you canβt get out.Β
what happened to your friend was horrible, and iβm very glad you were there to help her out, but you can absolutely use the elevator to evacuate if itβs not shut down. those donβt-use-the-elevator rules are for abled people.Β Β
This is GOOD TO KNOW. why do they not tell people this??
Okay, firefighter here. If you are not physically able to use the stairs, and the elevator is NOT compromised, use the elevator. But you MUST be ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN that the elevator is NOT compromised before you get into it, because there is always the chance that once you get into it, you may not exit it. Power could go out. The elevator may actually BE compromised and you just couldnβt tell from where you were until you were in there, and it suddenly shuts down on you. Something else could happen.Β
Understand that once you enter the elevator, you could POTENTIALLY be taking your life into your hands there.
It is NOT LIKELY, to be perfectly honest. Itβs only in a pretty catastrophic scenario - think the Twin Towers, USA, on September 11th - that the elevators will be compromised and out of service. But there is a NOT ZERO PERCENT CHANCE and you need to understand that and accept it.
As for leaving the elevators free for the firefighters, okay, hereβs the deal. Unless your nearest fire station is literally right next door? Your first on scene fire truck is NOT likely to be there on scene and needing that elevator before you get to the ground. It takes us TIME to find the address, gear up, and drive to the building. Then we need to hoof it into where the elevators even ARE, so YOU HAVE TIME to use the elevator to get down to the ground floor... BUT ONLY IF THEREβS NOT A RUSH ON THE ELEVATOR! And THAT is WHY we donβt tell people this shit. Thatβs WHY we tell people to NEVER USE THE ELEVATOR... because every self-entitled asshole will use it because they donβt feel like walking, and then put YOU in danger by delaying the elevatorβs arrival to you.
IF, however, the elevator IS compromised, or you just canβt get it to come for you, or whatever, and you either donβt have anyone with you who has the adrenaline fueled BALLS to be able to toss you over their shoulder and hoof it down the stairs with you - because, letβs face it, that is RARE AS FUCK, then HERE IS WHAT YOU DO:
You call 911 and tell the call taker that you are in the building that has a fire alarm going off, and you are not able to evacuate because of a physical disability, and you tell them what floor you are on, and EXACTLY what stairwell you are waiting at. And the very FIRST thing that the firefighters are going to do once they arrive, if it is, indeed, a REAL emergency, and not a false alarm, is come get your ass and bring you down. Whether that means carrying you down the stairs, or whether that means locking out the elevators so that no one else can override them and coming to get you themselves, they WILL come get you FIRST THING if it is a real event. And if it is a false alarm? You will probably be the first person who is not involved with the building to know, because the call-taker is going to stay on the line with you until you are under someoneβs care and out of danger, or until the scene has been sorted out as real or false, and you are out of danger that way.
These are pretty standard operations in the fire service throughout the United States. There may be some minor variations based on specific municipalities, but, for the most part, this is pretty typical: LIFE BEFORE PROPERTY. So, as long as SOMEONE knows where you are - hence why you call 911 - Firefighters will come get you. You are NOT alone, and you have NOT been abandoned. I PROMISE. Itβs like, our whole reason for doing the shit we do: to save lives and to break shit. Sometimes, we get lucky enough to do both at the same time.
High rise fires suck ass, and I always hated them. But the very FIRST thing I asked anytime we got one was if we hadΒ βany entrapmentsβ - which is what we call anyone who could not self-evacuate for ANY reason. We ainβt leaving you behind. And yes, your friend who doesnβt have the stamina to carry you down can stay with you, too. Because I would never ask that of someone, honestly.Β
Also, just a little FYI... MOST fire alarms are false alarms. Not to make anyone complacent or anything, but, yeah. Most of them are either system malfunctions, someone accidentally hit a pull station, or someone burned popcorn in a break room. So donβt let a fire alarm freak you out until you need it to - by smelling or seeing smoke or flames.Β
i have had multiple nightmares about this very thing because NOBODY BOTHERS TO ACTUALLY TELL WHEELCHAIR USERS THIS STUFF
once again we are posting soppy peep
thanks my whole school thinks im a furry now because i forgot i had these on oh no
OOPS. Δ°. DΔ°D Δ°T AGAΔ°N
Δ° have not spoken 2 words to this boy, but god, he thinks imΒ filthy weeb
cant wait to end up in the same class as him next year,,,,
UPDATE: i sent him some memes of a badly turkish translated porn pop up add and i think he blocked me
we get along now! :D
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oh wow and do think i was terrified of this lad not even a few months ago.
Oh yeah while we are talking about my boyfriend who i love and adore, here are the posts i made about him before we even started dating :βD the whole thing takes place within the span of a year or two
https://youtu.be/6cJ5d60h09I
Long time no see on this post fr but ppl keep asking 4 an update so heres a vid i made for our 2 year anniversary
From cats we came to cats we return :]
We went to a danish themed bakery :) 3 year anniversary
I love that u all are fawning over this again but ur glossing over crucial updates
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Hello there and welcome to my little page. General disclaimer first and formost- A majority of the OCs posted to this account are horror based, villains or generally just assholes. I donβt support their actions at all. I personally donβt think I should even need to clarify that, it should be obvious :P If thereβs anything I post that you think needs a tag or something youβd like tagged in the future, feel free to DM me or send me an ask!Β
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haha um
here is more information it wasnβt a manned structure deep underwater or anything like that, it wasΒ a platform with β¬300,000 equipment on it set in relatively shallow waters collecting data in a protected research area it was likely dragged away unintentionally by a fishing boat, and not reported because fishing and boating in that area is illegal
so unfortunately it is not the ocean haunting us for our crimes against the earth, just more people being scummy trashbags
EDIT: Added 2 more biting mood! Cri and Hype
New emoji batch! Fourth one I think? Bitey mood today c:
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Tonight, even in the deep, there is light. Glowing ammonites rise from the abyss. Ammonites are mollusks, related to octopus and squid. These scaphitids are no bigger than a human hand. For weeks, theyβve been gathering in the coastal depths. In the deep, these lights may help lure planktonous food, but tonight they serve a different purpose. Theyβve been drawn to the surface to mate, and soon there are thousands in each school. Neighbor triggers neighbor, creating waves of bioluminescence. They have complex nervous systems, controlling light-producing cells called photocytes. The males jostle for a place around the larger females. Clues from their displays tell her whoβs fittest and who is the best mate. As couples entwine, they coordinate their light displays. If he canβt match her precise rhythm, heβll be rejected. But there is perfect synchrony. This pair will now spawn and help produce the next generation. After fertilization, the females enter the shallows to release their eggs. As with most cephalopods, breeding is the final act of their short lives. By morning, these lights will have flickered and died. This magical night will be their last.
Cool creatures :D
EB: Oh yeah! I almost forgot Goncharov! Canβt forget Goncharov on my list of best movies! TG: goncharov? EB: Donβt you know Goncharov? TG: no i know goncharov itβs just EB: The bridge scene is so good!!!!! TG: june EB: And the way Goncharov and Andrey are so CLEARLY in love with eachother but wont admit it!! TG: june goncharov isnt real EB: And the clock theme! Youβd like the clock th EB: WHAT TG: they made it up EB: WHO MADE IT UP TG: it was a tumblr joke dog TG: goncharov never existed EB: ... TG: awe cmon its ok EB: Dave. TG: its gonna be fine EB: Dave, listen to me. TG: whats up EB: We need to make Goncharov. TG: what EB: We have the Alchemiters. We have the Punch Designixes. Me and Jake have possibly every movie ever made. We can make Goncharov real. TG: oh shit TG: yeah im down EB: Meet me at Jakeβs place. ASAP. TG: ill be there
The Goncharov meme has exposed several really interesting things:
1) It highlights tumblr as actual social media based in community effort rather than status
2) It shows what tumblr as a whole values in media (in particular, queer representation, strong relationships between characters, emotional catharsis, and dichotomy of themes such as spending one's life building a legacy versus just living life)
3) Tumblr humor is based primarily in improv "yes and-ing" and commitment to the bit, and people will put 200% effort into pushing the bit even further if the bit keeps being fun
4) More than anything, people want to entertain each other, and being in a community that values entertaining others leads to incredible collaborative works of creativity that don't even feel like work to make
mspa reader stimboard with a focus on rainbow for @anmadraglas
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Heres the thing you gotta understand about statistics.Β
βIncreases your chances by 80%β does not meanΒ βthere is now an 80% chanceβ.Β
If your chances were previously 10%, your chances are now 18%, not 90%.Β
if your chances were roughly 1%, theyβre now just slightly less than 2%.Β
thats how that works.Β
Wow I donβt understand math at all
βif you have a baby after 35, the chance of deformities goes up by 100%β is a line I hear alot.
It goes up from .5% to 1%
I think my brain just stopped working
100% is just another way of saying twice more likely. So 100% more basically means multiply the number you do have by 2.
Imagine how many woman are scared to have kids because of that statistic
This is why I took stats instead of calc. Because I donβt build engineer bridges in my everyday life but I sure do read studies that affect how I might live my life if I misinterpret them.
Iβm terrible at numbers and math but I knew this and I really take it for granted. The average person definitely assumes, quite understandably, that β600% INCREASE!!!β must always mean a whole lot even if it literally only means that one of something is now six of something. Politicians probably take a shitload of advantage of this confusion.
just remember that increased BY and increased TO are very different things.
Oh god I didnβt even think about that whole other layer of confusion. Yeah if youβve got 100 people and one of them is sick, thatβs 1% of them who are sick, so if it βincreased BY 100%β then that means now two people are sick. If itβs βincreased TO 100%β then all 100 people are sick.
Reblogging again for that last addition.
This little one acts completely feral unless you make the "mommy greeting kittens" noise at them. When my phone isn't making them unsure they will come charging to the front of the cage for attention by the second trill.
You can see the body language change in the ears with the first and second trill real well
cute @obscenedreameβ
when you try to use your zappy powers to try to go somewhere and some freak cockblocks you in a tunnel.
the fuck word is censored because this is also going on tiktok and clock apps wild and i dont want my cosplay being suppressed lmao.