Curious cat

https://archiveofourown.org/users/reginangoh/pseuds/reginangoh

[bertholdwizner]

Songs that should not be sung

[curious-cat-is-curious]

,. Llkolommollllomoo

[robs-your-robins]

Bruce and Talia being married by League Standards back when Bruce was training with the League, just not legally recognized anywhere else.

Dickbin is being his usual Talia hater self when she smugly tells him she's actually Bruce's wife and she has every right to send him to boarding school if he keeps being a little brat or better yet back to the circus where he belongs.

Evil step-mother Talia? Specifically with Dick.

Only to Dick. She loves Jason and Cassandra, respects Tim, is fond of Duke but Dick? The pair are literally like two cats on a hot tin roof, swiping and hissing at each other.

But this also made me think about Bruce being married. He's still legally married to Talia but only under League tradition and custom. He's also married to Clark by Kryptonian tradition (it was a friend ceremony but Kara accidentally used the wrong verb and now they are legally married off world). He's also married to John Constantine due to a misunderstanding but only in the city of Bratislava. He also got Vegas married to Oliver, one really really drunken night when they were 18. He "fake" married Selina, but the priest was actually legit and he did actually take out a license. He's aware of each marriage, but he thinks his husbands and wives just respect his space. He gets them anniversary gifts and flowers, takes them on dates and everything but none of them ever bring it up.

Until Oliver is marrying Dinah and gets told that he's in fact already legally married to Bruce Wayne-Queen. They go through a dramatic, bitter, dramatic divorce for the papers that have the press hounding Oliver for leaving America's darling. Clark thinks it's hilarious until he heads to the Fortress to marry Lois in Kryptonian tradition only for Lana and Jor-El to just look at him puzzled because he's already married? Today is his 7th anniversary?

[brucedefender4eva]

A spell hits Batman, and a magical letter is left to explain what is happening, but it’s in a different language

All they know is that there’s a zero floating above Bruce’s head

Everyone but him can see it, so they think it’s best if they don’t say anything and figure it out themselves

Through some shitty translating, they are under the understanding that the note says: “the number of people you love will show.”

They are livid, which is, of course, just a mask for being hurt and devastated, and without explaining anything to him, they start being horrible

Bruce has no idea what’s happened, and he’s trying to make up for it (which is a hard thing to do when you don't know what you're making up for), but anything he does makes them treat him even worse

They don't want to fall back into loving his kindness. Either Damian gets taken by Dick, and Bruce is beyond devastated, or Damian is aggressive to Bruce and purposely avoids him. Bruce is drowning in self-hatred and isolates himself because of the wrongful treatment

Eventually, Zatanna is able to come over and attempt fix it

She asks for the note to know what she's dealing with and correctly translates it to: “the number of people you believe love you will show.”

Now they have to deal with what they’ve done and realize they were completely unfounded in what they did

That number ain’t going up anytime soon

[ktrew]

The Loki challenge (INSTAGRAM) just took another step forward! The next post is up and waiting for your likes and reposts. If you’re dying to see Loki rock his final outfit, now’s your chance to join the fun. Let’s make it happen together!

[rowlets-are-seriously-round]

Please excuse my very poor memes editing skills, as I have none. But the joke wrote itself

[onkydonkeysandraptorchicks]

Someone go show Shane and Ryan this masterpiece

[curious-cat-is-curious]

Bought a whole box to get Iron man.

And I ended up with both Iron man and the secret! ❤️

Now what to do with the rest? Would anyone want to buy (WTB) if I want to sell (WTS)?

[worse0mens-deactivated20240701]

Ways Crowley Could Safely Enter A Church

- pogo stick

- a skateboard and a walking stick, punting himself along like he’s in Venice

- platform shoes

- piggyback from Aziraphale

- stilts

- being carried bridal-style by Aziraphale

- literally just a fucking motorcycle

[biwarlockofglitter]

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

other ideas:

- hopping on aligators which he had put on the floor

- swinging on lianas

- using his wings

[thegoodomensdumpster]

- using real shoes made by humans instead of demonicly conjuring his clothing

[biwarlockofglitter]

@fuckyeahgoodomens @thegoodomensdumpster

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

Perfect! Thank you! :D  ❤

[murdermuffinloki-deactivated202]

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(Avenger!Loki in AOG) 

 Loki: Only I’m allowed to choke hold my bf. 

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[renlybaratheon-tyrell]

Frostiron Recs - Master List

April 10, 2021

Hi everyone! Finally, it is here. After 20 parts, this is the master list.

I had such a blast putting this list together and re-reading many of my favorite fics. As many fics as there are on here, this is just a sample of some of the awesome works out there! There are a ton of other great Loki/Tony fics.

Thank you to all of the amazing Frostiron writers out there! You have made this fandom so fun. You’re all incredibly talented and it is a joy to read your fics! They are some of the best I have read in any fandom.

As always, remember to read the tags! Some of these are smutty, dark, or not friendly to certain characters. If there is something you don’t like, don’t read it!

Enjoy!

Keep reading

[mainlypowder]

Things Bruce Wayne has definitely said that you can't change my mind about-

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"Wait so you mean to tell me I can't pay a robber to rob this bank at another time?"

"Wait, isn't this one of your me-me's? Tim! Tim This is the language of your people!"

"Alfred I don't know where any part of anything is!"

"Alexa, play Desperate Sea Toad,"

"Alfred, call the guy!"

"Cassandra is a perfect little angel, Mister Luthor! How dare you try to suggest that she- my innocent daughter who could do no wrong- would slap you. Tsk, that's just absurd,"

"Children whom I care for and adore very much... Why is Damian duck taped to the ceiling?"

"Tim, we've talked about this. We are not going to buy the local Starbucks just so you can have access to their raw Expresso shots,"

"Jaylad, why do you always think I'm going to gift you a crowbar for any significant holiday or event?" :(

*Bonus*

"Dad- Alfred- Alfred! The kids' name is Bat-Son for crying out loud!"

"What do you mean I can't adopt him?!"

[nicoq011]

Here it is the lates episode of the batfamily comics strip based on a @frostbittenbucky short story! artwork by me!!

[doctorstrangeaskblog]

Cloak of Levitation and Stephen hedcanons

Doesn't like washing machines

Is very very ancient

Has a personality of his own

Is called "he" in DS2

Was still, no signs of life at all, until Stephen first went to the Sanctum

It belonged to Agamotto (the Marvel art of Agamotto shows him wearing a clothing very similar in some details and colors to the Cloak)

It can understand what people say

Doesn't talk but is very expressive

obcessed with Stephen, loves him so much

Was very happy when Stephen decided to wear the Cloak instead of returning it to the glass stand

Stephen chose the Cloak as his relic.

The Cloak is imbued with magic, therefore it's VERY resistant. (Wanda turned a sorcered to dust using a minor blast- The Cloak got hit by a big blast - Wanda hit Stephen's back - and the Cloak, despite getting damaged, didn't get destroyed and protected Stephen 100%

In a Harry Potter verse would be able to shield Stephen from Avada Kedavras lol

Has attitude, has preferences of his own, gets bored, likes to fly around sometimes, gets curious

Imagine the first day Stephen went to bed and the Cloak approached him shily and rested with him.

Stephen being so curious about the Cloak at first, asking questions, trying to have conversations

The first time Stephen caressed the Cloak to see if the Cloak could feel- and to thank him- the Cloak melting and getting all wiggly

Attack hugs happen

Cloak can transform into any clothing piece and change size

It was said in an interview that the details of the Cloak are made of gold and rubys. (some little precious stones in the golden details)

Must be so warm and so soft

It's an assimetrical Cloak, if Stephen wore it closed, it could cover him completely

Some say the Cloak and Stephen have a very intimate relationship since the Cloak gets to see and comfort Stephen in his worst moments, tries to wipe out his tears, died with him against Dormammu and in the Infinity War outcomes

Stephen is VERY protective of the Cloak (got so mad at Pizza Poppa who grabbed the Cloak without consent)

It was said in a DS1 interview that there is some level of telepathy between the Cloak and the user so he knows when and were it has to fly/carry the user.

Stephen seems to have lost the fear of free fall since he seems quite chill in No Way Home when fighting Peter (he falls to get the box)

Loves cuddling Stephen

Stephen when in private, gives the Cloak soft caresses and scratches

He washes the Cloak using his hands and he's very careful

Cloak seems to have a naturally kind personality since it saves other people without being ordered (like Ned).

Wanna suggest a headcanon about something? Leave in the comments. 😄

[lokigodofaces]

Cloak is equally protective of Stephen. He will not hesitate to snap someone's neck if needed.

Cloak will make sure Stephen takes care of himself, even if that means lifting him up and forcing him to go to bed.

Same things sometimes with other people like Wong, but only after Cloak has known them for a while.

Cloak one time tried to make breakfast for Stephen when Stephen was sick (only a common cold, but Cloak wanted to help). The problem was that this was a surprise so Cloak started while Stephen was still asleep and Cloak's logic was that it couldn't be too hard (he had never cooked before). Queue Stephen waking up half an hour later to a fire in the kitchen.

They watched Aladdin together, and Cloak offered to be a "flying carpet" if Stephen ever wanted to do that for a date.

Cloak and Stephen have the same types of sass and sarcasm, so they can work together very well (ie when Cloak slapped Tony in Infinity War)

Stephen had to have a conversation with Cloak a few hours before Christine's wedding that, no, it might not be the best idea for Cloak to come in his Cloak form and constantly hug Stephen. Cloak knows that this is hard on Stephen, so he wants to help, but that might not be the best way.

They watch Incredibles and Cloak is all offended by Edna's "no capes" scene.

Cloak can't sleep the same way humans can (I also hc about him being practically comatose when in the glass case until Stephen showed up). It's either comatose for a long long long time or awake pretty much. So he's awake when he's in bed with Stephen and is perfectly content with the (hopefully) 8 or so hours of cuddles.

Cloak can tell when nightmares are starting and will wake Stephen up and comfort him with snuggles if Stephen wants it.

Cloak also hates driers, but he tries to find a way to replicate the heat of a drier since he knows people like to wear hoodies and stuff straight out of the drier and it's freezing because snow got through the Sanctum again and Cloak wants to make sure Stephen stays warm.

On the flip side, during the summer Cloak is constantly asking if Stephen is getting too hot and if he needs to get off him for a while.

[curious-cat-is-curious]

21 + looking for long term rp partners to rp with my Tony Stark. I would prefer Stephen Strange to rp IronStrange, preferably Supreme family, or Loki to rp FrostIron but I'm open to try out other pairing or even no pairings at all if you want a father-son rp with Peter.

If you are unhappy or bored with the roleplay, communicate it! We can plot, restart or just start a new one. I won't be upset if you feel it has gone stale and want a fresh start.

I would prefer rping over on Discord. If you're interested please feel free to DM me or like this post!

[thisiswhereikeepmyseratonin]

The thought that Brucie Wayne and Batman being two completely separate entities that Bruce can code switch between has consumed me especially with the idea that he mixes the two together on occasion to fuck with people

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*Batman and Superman searching a dressing room*

Superman: What about this thing, it looks suspicious?

Batman *full Batman voice*: That’s an eyelash curler darling

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*OG JLA revealing identities to newbies*

Green Arrow: Your turn Bats, who are you?

Batman having decided to fuck with him walking up to him cocking his hip putting one hand on his chest and in full Brucie Wayne mode: C’mon Ollie-Dollie you know who I am. We dated 💕

Green Arrow (internally): Modem noise

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Recently revealed identities with Clark and Brucie being at the same party

Brucie: oh howdy 🤠 cowboy, fancy meeting you at this shindig

Clark *flustered* (internally): he can’t be Batman he can’t be Batman he can’t be Batman…

~~~~~~~~~

*Bruce getting a call during a JLA meeting*

Brucie: Oh! hello dear, yes of course I’m coming to your party I’ll see you later 😘

Batman: Our security measures need to be increased due to the number of criminals currently attempting to follow heroes to their base of operations

JLA *experiencing whiplash*: what.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

*undercover Brucie and members of the JLA at a party*

Bruce *pretending to be drunk wandering over to the flash*: excuse moi but can I get your attention for just a momento😊

Flash *completely disconnecting Bruce and bats*: yeah uh sure sir are you alright

Batman *quiet but deep Batman voice*: there’s an assassin in the rafters

[comatose--overdose]

Batman, leaving his birds in the Justice League’s care for a few days: A few rules for looking after my anklebiters are as follows: Make sure to keep anything peanut away from Tim and don’t let him have cheese. He’s allergic but he’ll try to eat it anyway. Jason needs to be given his space, and don’t interrupt him while he’s reading unless it’s absolutely necessary. Diana stands the best chance of not being shot in that case. Stephanie doesn’t like being alone for too long, and Cass shouldn’t be left alone for too long. Things happen. Duke forgets that not everyone is as sturdy as he is, especially his siblings, Clark I’m trusting you specifically to keep an eye on him. Dick can mostly take care of himself but not if he’s spending too much time taking care of the others, make sure he doesn’t overwork himself. Good luck dealing with Damian, nothing I say is going to help you there except give him some art supplies and keep the knives away from him if you can.

The JLA:

😧

B: [turns to leave and then stops, looking over his shoulder] Hnn… I suppose it’s also fair to warn you that when I called them anklebiters it wasn’t an exaggeration. They will bite if they feel threatened.

JLA:

😨

B, walking out: And if anything happens to my children on your watch, know that I will utilize all of my contingency plans.

JLA:

😰

[curious-cat-is-curious]

S.J.R Brothers AU

Characters: Jonathan and Jerome from Gotham and Edward from The Batman 2022

Jonathan is the oldest, he was sent to the orphanage because his father was experimenting on him and he got caught. He suffered from the effects but it slowly fade away on its own.

Jerome is the middle, he was sent to the orphanage because even though his mother had already sent his twin away she can't stand the thought of having him around so she abandoned him.

Edward is the youngest, he was abused along with his mother by his father all his life and one day his mother snapped and killed his father before killing herself right in front of Edward.

Edward was first sent to the Juvenile Detention Center because the orphanage didn't have space but once the adults find out he can sing they switched him out with another kid so they can use him in their choir.

Jonathan, Jerome and Edward met because they were roomed together.

You would think that Edward would be treated better because he's in the choir but no, he's treated worse because if he is anything but perfect he will be punished and it could range from a beating, no meals and/or time in the cold dark basement.

Jonathan is the oldest so he left the orphanage first but because he doesn't want to leave his little brothers behind he kinda kidnapped them and the adults honestly didn't care which is why he didn't get into trouble.

They all agreed that Jerome and Edward will work to put Jonathan through school then when he got a job it'll be their turn.

Edward isn't of age to work but he faked his ID and driver's license and the owner of the pizza place honestly didn't give a damn that its probably fake and gave Edward the job of delivering pizzas.

Edward had to learn how to drive while on the job.

Jerome handled the money, because Jonathan is in school and Edward is too young to be worrying about their finances, and is super stressed because there isn't enough money so he rob stores and then finally a bank.

Jerome was caught but they never found the money because he had already given it to his brothers.

Jerome was deemed mentally insane at trial and thrown into Arkham.

Edward immediately burnt down the orphanage when he heard the news to erase his and Jerome's identity.

Because of it Jerome sent to Arkham under John Doe and Edward can be whoever he wants.

Jonathan joined Arkham after he graduated and managed to get Jerome as his patient.

[curious-cat-is-curious]

21+ looking for rp partners to rp: RiddleBat, Harvey x Bruce, Riddler x Scarecrow, Batfamily, ScareBat, Cryptid Batman, SuperBat and BatJoke. I prefer rping over at Discord and I have an AU I call S.J.R Brothers, I will go more into it if you are interested. Like this or DM me if you would like to rp.