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Youβve been blessed by the pink fairy armadillo. Peace be upon thee.
okay. breathe. listen to my voice. can you tell me five things in this room you can fuck?
okay great. now list me four things in this room you can kill.
beautiful. there you go. okay. now: tell me three things you can impose unjust taxes on.
almost done. can you list two things you could shove in a pipe and smoke?
last one: one thing you could use as a makeshift weapon?
why are you still crying
my ultimate fantasy is to have a brain and body that allows me to enjoy being alive
people arent even trying to learn how to pirate anymore its always "where can i watch this what service is it on" never "tokyo mew mew full episodes free online no virus"
people with chronic pain and chronic fatigue will be like why does it hurt and why am I so tired
if anybody has beef with me, itβs one-sided. i do not care. i do not have the energy. i am tired.
it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible
i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)
itβs never a normal temperature anymore itβs always some fucking bullshit
i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable
crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried
they should invent activities for sleepy people with no energy
just blocked someone for not liking purple. do not fuck with me
how it feels being the sensitive pervert