Death before decaf

Life is like a box of chocolates. And ocassionally some asshole riffles thorugh yours and eats all the good ones. Fuck that guy!

[timeofdeathnote]

[sophsun1]

Derry Girls – 1.06

[nessa007]

Millie Bobby Brown starring as Enola Holmes Enola Holmes (2020) Dir. Harry Bradbeer Enola Holmes 2 (2022) Dir. Harry Bradbeer Enola Holmes 3 (2026) Dir. Philip Barantini

[parkchanwoohoo]

Do you think cavemen ever got humiliated and had the kms urge? Like "Grug so embarrassed, Grug jump into tar pit" and then Glarg is like "Noooo everyone forget soon" and Grug is like "Grug going to do it for real"

[crblackwood]

i wish i could go to sleep and one million new 100k+ fics appeared in my fave tags. no ai.

[inbabylontheywept]

so i made a potpourri with cinnamon and nutmeg and ginger and cloves and orange peel and anise and i have boiled it all day and it smelled so nice i took a sip and the sip was actually wonderful so now i have drunk four cups of potpourri juice and i am only now going to the internet to ask if i am going to Experience The Torments. or if i may have a fifth.

(i cannot quite explain it, but it’s like my entire low i have had a low grade stomachache, and normally i just deal but This Juice helps a little. i am unreasonably fond of it.)

[a-purely-objective-frog]

"I just made herbal tea is it safe to drink" is the most mormon-raised shit I have ever seen.

Fr tho u should be fine, it's normal to enjoy tea, and it doesn't generally lead to The Torments, barring some kind of allergy

[inbabylontheywept]

😔 highly specific and accurate roast

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

#know your fandom history

[opheliaaesque]

natla? no no no that is actually my very expensive zutara fanfiction

[xcoldcoffeesx]

Just binge watched Panic… could write a freaking essay on Heather and Ray 😭

Also what do you mean it got only one season ??

[the-fatal-impact]

Me pretending that I care about my 9-17 job…

[sparrowsabre7]

"It may not be high art but everyone's having too much fun to care" Cinematic Universe

The Mummy (1999) and The Mummy Returns

Men in Black

Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

Kingsman: The Secret Service and Kingsman: The Golden Circle

Pacific Rim

The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

Feel free to add your own. Please note this is not just "any" fun blockbuster, it's a certain subset where it's a bit of a romp, everyone in the cast is having fun and it's just a joy to watch.

[marlasomething]

I've just seen Masters of the Universe (2026) and YES

Oh, and X-Men: First Class and X-Men: Days of Future Past ofc

[blahbeau]

i thought we were getting skeletor in a dress for that one scene from the movie

[enabuns]

The obvious Leto of it all aside, this movie was so fun and as an OG He-man fan, I loved it!! Not as much as Skeletor loved Adam's lil cunty skirt tho, happy Pride y'all that bone man was SPRUNG 💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼

[kosmogrl]

[laniakxa-edits]

me explaing my attachment to prince adam from MotU

[my-heart-of-heart]

2026 Adam/He-Man has officially stolen my heart and it’s wild that tumblr isn’t talking abt this guy. He’s a loser. He infodumps about his home planet on a first date and gets dumped immediately. He works in HR. He can’t drive. He gets mesmerized by his own abs. He’s convinced he can talk things out with the bad guys despite this never working once the entire film. He goes to the gym in a pink kitten sweater that says “alpha male.” He’s been arrested. He sneaks away to transform into he-man as if it’s a secret but literally everyone knows. He brought his earth roommate to eternia to prove he wasn’t crazy. He even killed Jared Leto. What a guy.

[livingfandomly]

I do want to say something essential about this scene. Yes, he was losing it over Annabeth being hurt. But. This would have been his reaction if it was Tyson or Grover. Because this is Percy and this is his flaw and if anybody he loves is in danger, he literally cannot handle it. So yes, we got a Percabeth scene but that’s not necessarily because of romantic love. It’s just love. In its purest, most undefined and unadulterated form.

[fan-a-tink]

2.02 is just Percy being so happy to be around his friends again that he smiles more than any other episode and jokes around and loves getting up to no good with his favourite people.

and let's please never forget this