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Do you know why Henderhop makes sense? Because El need energy (food) to recharge and Dustin's love language is snacks.

Jane deserved better. That’s it that’s the post, byeeee

Steve is convinced that he cannot under any circumstances meet Wayne Munson because, "He's obviously going to hate me and then you'll hate me too because like, he's the light of your life or whatever you said."

"Well, I didn't say that my uncle lights up my life," Eddie drawls because this is like, an ongoing conversation. "I don't even think Wayne is capable of hating someone."

"Trust me, Eddie. If there's anyone who can make him hate, it's me."

"Literally why would-" Eddie hears the front door open. "Do not escape out the wind- and he's already gone."

Eddie stares out the window Steve wedged himself through for a total of five second and then he runs. He rushes through the house, out the door, screaming, "He's here! He's here! Stop him!"

So anyways, Wayne finally meets Eddie's elusive boyfriend when his nephew tackles him in the front lawn.

First conversation happens when Wayne is bandaging up a cut on Steve's forehead and like, "...Head wounds bleed a lot. I’m like, fine."

"I know."

"...Will you tell Eddie so he stops hyperventilating."

morganbritton132

Steve: I am open book.

Robin: No, you're not. You're a closed book. You're a book with a little lock on it.

Robin: I’m your best friend and I don't even know your middle name

Steve: You've been in my wallet. It's on my driver's license.

Robin: I didn't look.

Robin: Out of privacy.

Steve:

Robin: You'll tell me when you're ready.

kaylmao

op must have been on meatloaf and mashed potatoes when they posted this

just got two notifications from different people with nearly identical usernames???

allthingswhumpyandangsty

why I mostly write one shots 😭 I don’t always remember all the details of the things I wrote in my previous chapters

#i literally have to reread so much whenever i start writing again #i made a bible for my twilight fic but i didn't make one for s&c and i kinda regret it #and im at the point where it wouldn't be worth the time tbh

valtsv

everyone's career advice is like "you should do what you love" and "there's no better feeling in the world than fulfilling employment" until you start digging graves for yourself instead of your boss and then suddenly you're doing it wrong and need to stop whistling merrily and wipe that smile off your face

valtsv

this isn't a hypothetical btw a bird hit my mom's window and died and she refused to let me bury it because i was "too enthusiastic"

morganbritton132

My personal HC is that Nancy and Steve started talking to each other because they were both in student council.

Steve had been in student council since freshman year and became treasurer his second year when the last one transferred schools.

Nancy didn't join until her sophomore year when Steve was a junior. She would fill in as secretary and take minutes during the meeting. She took it very seriously which is part of what Steve found so alluring about her. He couldn't distract her.

He really had to work for her attention which made her one of the most interesting people he knew.

He probably asked her out a dozen times before she actually said yes...to a study date. Where they spend the whole time actually studying. It didn't even end with a kiss.

He was stupidly giddy about it for days afterwards.

spiribia

we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

ferrettoy

this fucking problem is how they caught the unabomber

m0thmancore

hey you should uh. elaborate. for my own personal satisfaction

ferrettoy

the unabomber was pedantic about idiomatic phrases like "have your cake and eat it too" and rephrased it to "eat your cake and have it too" (which to be very fair makes sense). fast forward to when he starts writing manifestos. he uses the phrase word for word in his pedantic style and his brother (who has been keeping his eyes on the unabomber shit for obvious reasons) notices the phrase and is like "oh fuck that's my fucking brother no one else fucking says that" and calls in an FBI tip

tetrafelino

Well you can't deliberately speak in a way nobody else does and also stay anonymous you know. Can't eat your cake and have it too.

morganbritton132

Steve 'sleepwalks when he's stressed' Harrington vs Eddie 'found two drugged up and beaten mall fire survivors and brought them home' Munson

The winner?

Not Robin.

She was rudely woken up by the two loudest people on earth.

JUST FOUND A YOUTUBE CHANNEL WHERE THEIR MAKING KPOP COLOR CODED STYLE LYRIC VIDEOS FOR HSM AND NON ASIAN ARTISTS??? AND THEY PUT THE TRANSLATED HANGUL LYRICS TOO IM FUDHBSBSBSHSV

#LOSING MY MIND #T

aquaflv

really recommend getting a partner with a different religion than you and very little knowledge of your religion because the opportunities for explaining things to each other are just exquisite

aquaflv

yesterday she told me some story about the Buddha's wife and child and I was like. Wait. He fucked? And she was like yeah of course he fucked, why wouldn't he, he was the most attractive and loveable and and wise and etc. person who ever lived. why would he not fuck.

aquaflv

this morning she looked perplexed in the kitchen at me and said "did Jesus not fuck?"