CuriouslyCuddlyCryptid

Majestic Fae Creature or Thing that goes Bump in the Night? ¯\_(◉‿◉)_/¯ Also plays games and Steals cuddles! ✧(.づσ▿σ)づ -`ღ´- ⊂(◉‿◉)つ✧

[keepchangingandneverstop]

Day 29 - Psychosomatic Bullshit

[keepchangingandneverstop]

Found the post!

[adriftinhilbertspace]

fun fact: tigers also contract their muscles to make a slow tiger into a fast tiger

[segamascott]

[landsccape]

[dnd-homebrew5e]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ah yes. this.

[gallusrostromegalus]

Fire-based wizard spells:

Magic Missile: Fuck Your Left Nut In Particular.

Flaming Sphere: Fuck You, collectively.

Fireball: To Whom It May Concern: Please consider this an Official Fuckening.

Wall Of Fire: The Great Wall Of Fuck You

Flame Strike: Fuck You and Fuck Your Air Support Too

Delayed Blast Fireball: Fuck You Later.

Incendiary Cloud:  Cloudy with a Chance of Fuck You

Meteor Storm: FUCK ALL Y’ALL

[anxietyproblem]

[memorycycle]

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

[misericordiia]

fun fact if your music is loud enough Thoughts Do Not Exist And You Are Calm. do not pay attention to your heart rate and do not accidentally hit pause

[anxeious]

[ooppo]

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

[ooppo]

not that i care

[malglories]

i do feel somewhat ruined forever. but it’s okay we stay silly

[that-one-percent-germ-deactivat]

Reblog to heal the heart of the person you reblogged this from.

[nonaferatu]

This would have had me crucified on tumblr 10 years ago but maybe we are ready for this conversation now:

If you are a socially anxious person, you have to socialize. Your panic/anxiety attacks will only get worse and trigger more frequently if you constantly avoid contact with The Public. Not saying that you need to be a social butterfly- but there is a genuine problem with not being able to order your own meal at a restaurant. And it cannot be solved by always having someone else do it for you.

This is a PSA to about 3/4s of the Portland Youth populace

[nonaferatu]

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.

[cranberry-branflakes]

fuck using "proper" words. i feel bleugh I feel blah I feel meh i feel hm and thats the best you'll get

[kosmogrl]

I will get there

[kosmogrl]

september was practice… in october I’m getting my shit together

[kosmogrl]

in november I'm getting my shit together

[kosmogrl]

in december I’m getting my shit together

[speedlimit15]

Night time is the best because you get to drink nightwater which has 10% bonus benefits and deliciousness when compares to daywater

[sisyphusshrugged]

having a hard time focusing today. i've also had a hard time focusing for the previous 15 or so years leading up to now but this post is about today.