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Most Likely (Adult) to Join a Crypto Scheme

Bruce

Dick

Jason

Cass

Tim

Alfred

Helena

Babs

Steph

Kate

Jean-Paul

Carrie

Voting ended onApr 27

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We need more slut representation in DC! Roy Harper cannot continue to carry this weight on his own!

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Yeah Tim Drake probably wrote fanfiction, but it was rpf on Wattpad. Get outta here with that “Tim Drake on AO3” bullshit

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I believe Tim Drake should be French. No, I will not accept any arguments

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Liking a character is not the same thing as condoning their actions.

You don’t need to take away everything a character is just to justify liking them

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Worst (adult) batfam boyfriend to bring home to your parents?

Alfred

Bruce

Jean Paul

Dick

Jason

Tim

Voting ended onFeb 6

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AU where Jack survives and hates his son’s boyfriend. Not because he’s homophobic but because Bernard posts those archeology conspiracies on his facebook account and Jack, as an actual archeologist, is enraged.

Oh my god- giants did not build the pyramids!

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I cast a spell of erectile dysfunction on Oliver Queen

It does not stop him

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Which MLM Each Wayne Would Join

Bruce: Pampered Chef. Growing up with Alfred as his parent has changed him. A lot of lonely rick women in Gotham buy from him to try and seduce him

Dick: Lularoe. He loves acrobatics and ugly clothing, so those hideous leggings are perfect for him. He would be insanely successful at selling them. His instagram where he models off the leggings has millions of followers.

Jason: Herbalife. He likes to get swole, and the chalky texture of the powders won’t matter since he is lowkey a glutton for self-punishment. He doesn’t make many sales since he will not make a social media account

Tim: iGenius. Mostly because he treats beating the auto-trading bot as a competition. He could be very successful if he tried, but instead he makes enemies of every other person in the company.

Cass: DoTerra. She genuinely loves the smell of the oils. She doesn’t sell much of them except to herself and sometimes to her friends at dance classes

Damian: None. Talia Al Ghul is not letting her son join one of those garbage companies

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I think it’s beautiful that Bernard “Cult Sacrifice” Dowd fell in love with Tim “Self-Sacrificing” Drake

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Remember; in the time of AI, if your brain is predictable, you are replaceable.

Embrace being unhinged. Follow your trains of thought as they go off the track. Go places nobody has gone before. Plant your flag in the ground and piss on the moon.

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(deeply, earnestly concerned) but hes not wearing heels and a mini skirt... how will he be empowered enough to fight supervillains?

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AU where everything else is the same but Bart is from Manchester, England not Manchester, Alabama

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what even happened to plastic girl and crow boy. we forgot about them so fast. just another example of the savage nature of hollywood

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Plastic girl is trans and is now Plastic Man

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Batfam as Disney Princesses;

Tim: His narcoleptic ass is Sleeping Beauty

Damian: Has to adjust to a new environment on his own? Ariel

Jason: Betrayed by someone he just met yet thought would care about him. This bitch is Ana

Dick: I can’t explain it. He’s just Snow White. Maybe because he faked his death.

Cass: Leaves what she was destined for to do what she wants. Moana.

Bruce: Not properly parented growing up. Lonely childhood with just one old person and no therapy. Rapunzel.

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I am no better than a man (started reading Black Canary because she’s hot)