The assassin you sent after me is part of my found family now

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YOU ARE THE REASON

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The assassin you sent after me is part of my found family now
Heβ¦He crashed my game
HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE
MAKE A WISH
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I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK
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like actually though. iβm in AWE of the notecount.
but you only want what everybody else says you should want
Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell
imagine if a fuckinβ¦β¦. giant alien just showed up and stuck a huge hand in front of your face and then proceeded to offer you three different houses and wouldnβt stop until you moved out of your old shitty apartment and then helped you fuckin move
and then just left
Bestiary and wildlife.
58 seconds to demonstrate EXACTLY why professionalism requires manners.
For those of you who do not speak Corporate, this is just:
βFuck you.β βFuck you, too.β
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And together, they fight evil Do not underestimate them
god today i IDβd an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner
that was the devil
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Whenever Tux manages to slip into a forbidden room, he does the most obnoxious victory dance. XD
yeah so this video brought me to tears in like 8 seconds
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Fun FMA manga fact:
This isnβt mentioned in Brotherhood, but the reason Roy and Riza came to Resembool scouting out the Elrics is because someone fucked up the ages on Ed and Alβs file.
Literally Roy and Riza are riding in the back of some horse-drawn carriage into Resembool chatting with the driver like βyes weβve heard rumors of two alchemist brothers here, Ed and Al Elric ages 31 and 30 respectively. Do you know where they live?β And the driver pretty much answers with βlol what? Those kids are like 10.β
Except now Roy and Riza are already THERE so they decide βFuck it. Letβs pay a visit anyway.β
So everything that went down in the series is thanks to some mysterious fuck up in the Amestrian Intelligence Department and I salute that person.
Bonus: He buries his goddamn face in the document at the end, like staring at it closer might make it less wrong.
royβs reaction is literally
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