trash

fk me up

[zooiboo]

me remembering all of the personal information I’ve shared with ppl I no longer talk to:

[scrlett-deactivated20180530]

This is ….so true?

[autohaste]

LMFAO

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me as a pilot

me: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I have an announcement to make but first you have to promise not to get mad

[michelleumunna]

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

[thelovejournals]

It’s hard to find out you don’t know a person the way you thought you did. It’s hard to find out the face you thought you loved is only a mask.

Stephen King, Needful Things (via wordsnquotes)

[meiamandrew]

The new republican healthcare bill

[seasaltandsawdust]

When a mutual posts a selfie

[sleepingpigeon]

Anyone else piss their mom off without even trying lol

[fuegokingg]

I walk in the room

She mad

[gingahhh]

when are male celebs gonna stop wearing boring ass plain black and white tuxedos and suits to award shows like step it up they all look the same I don’t care who made it. I wanna see some hunger games Capitol style fashion

[zombb-8-deactivated20190924]

They need to take a page from John Boyega’s book. That purple suit. Hot damn.

[babblingbug]

Not forgetting the all red, and the one with the blue blazer…….

[metallikato]

In case people missed the red suit and his blue look: 

And then the gorgeous purple Decepticon one: 

[star-spangled-jackass]

damn son

[louislumbarcurve]

I see your John Boyega and would also like to add Michael B. Jordan 

also, it’s not red carpet but I refuse to ignore these beauties:

[scrimbrim]

I need these suits

[eulaalia-deactivated20170111]

man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

there are too many versions of me in the universe! the girl i bumped into but didn’t stop to say sorry to has a version of me in her mind. the guy i let borrow my homework has another version of me in his. even my friends, my family, and everyone i’ve ever met in my life has their own version of me in their minds that i’m not even aware of

[joshpeck]

you put it into words

[granulatedoblivion]

Interesting

[nayx-deactivated20200109]

so i have some opinions about sand

[wintersoldierogers-deactivated2]

did i ever tell ppl about the time me and my family thought my older brother was gay and dating his best friend? they used to hold hands and cuddle and shit all the time and cause my brothers super quiet we kinda just thought that was him coming out and didn’t really say anything about it. this went on for maybe two yrs and then one day he arrives home with this girl and is all ‘id like you guys to meet my girlfriend’. at this point everyone is ’????’ and my mom is literally crying and like ‘u broke up with James?!?!?!’ and honestly I’ve never seen a man more confused in his life and yeah that’s the time my family fucked up for like 2 yrs

[caitlinstuc13]

Why were they cuddling and holding hands may I ask

[wintersoldierogers-deactivated2]

because they wanted to

[commietwink]

let guys be intimate friends 2k17

[doublesslightpeppa-deactivated2]

@ God y do u waste beautiful eyelashes on ungrateful men

[classicfern]

Wait tho pls tell me non british people have also seen this advert bc it’s amazing and very important to me

[benenhaley]

Oh my loooord

[warriorblood1]

The Reviews™ are in

[egzpl-deactivated20160802]

Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.

[ceevee5]

Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.

[lassi]

[portraitofadumbassonfire]

Me 2 seconds after being born

[challenger2753]

i’m the panel 

[gostle]

the stomping