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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Discoholic 🪩
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
we're not kids anymore.
Game of Thrones Daily
Stranger Things
PR's Tumblrdome
almost home
Kiana Khansmith
Sweet Seals For You, Always
$LAYYYTER
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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hello vonnie
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@jukeboxheart
@artdumpster submitted: You deserve something nice. Have a paper parasol, a comfy mug, and a tiny flower….
@curlycandle colorized it!
The eyes came out a little bit bigger than planned but I think they add…something.
Behold, crocheted @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses
OH MY HOLY STARS YOU FUNKY CRAFTING GENIUS
I wrote down the pattern, if people want it for...reasons. My desk feels a little haunted but in, like, a friendly way now.
god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies
How’s it feel to be the funniest person on tumblr?
Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking
CLAIRES IS REAL????
Wait. Hold on. Do you mean to tell me that you thought Claire's, the real store, was some mass gaslighting effort by residents of the USA
@danwylds PLEASE tell me what other businesses you think are made up I'm so curious
galwednesday: #imagine being a clairvoyant cafe owner and using your powers to prank former child star Macaulay Culkin #the culmination of years of work #at last the prophecy is fulflled
padre modo épico
GO WHITE BOY GO
love seeing photos of wild animals that are native to where i live because it's like hey i know that guy
u know someone’s about to get dragged through the mud when an academic uses the phrase ‘it’s tempting to assume’
“it’s tempting to assume” is academic speaking for “you might think, if you’re a fucking idiot,”
sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher
You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this?
no that part was real
knitting/chrocheting while hanging out with friends is so funny like everyone shut up for a few minutes i have to count to 115. twice
Wednesday night craft night lol
(This is why I bring cool but not very complicated things to any demo booths we do for the fiber arts guild at events)
One evening, in the cross-stitch shop, I counted up all of my stitches in the black grid that I had stitched on my evenweave linen *months* ago and had filled up *three of the blocks* only to find out that one row was OVER THREE and not OVER TWO.
And I said "ohhhhhhhhhh *NO*"
And the five other women stitching in the shop with me immediately hollered in unison "WHAT DID YOU DOOOOOO?"
it is simply not a midwest festival without a corn pit
Baby's Grain Entraptment Simulator?
we start em young
That tracks. I grew up in CA where they don't bolt the playground equipment down so the kids get used to the structural instability caused by earthquakes.
@thatdisasterauthor what do they do out here? Set the playground alight at random intervals?
you will NEVER be able to guess what this post from the official US government consumer product safety commission was in response to (under the cut)
Dandelion Matzoh Cover / Tapestry
(June 2021)
By Sam / @wax_and_bones on IG
Value Pack
#you just made it a higher stakes game of hide and seek
Having gone to this University, and having personally played hide and seek in the Harris Fine Arts Center, I guarantee you that NOBODY finds hiders unless they, too, are familiar with the bowels of the HFAC. Once you get down to the practice-room levels, time stops completely and you could walk up the back stair and end up in 1967. The halls change at least 8 times an hour, there’s no way you’re getting back out the same way you came in. When the lights start going off at 10 the whole bottom 3 floors descend into some subsection of the fey realm. I once hid up on the balcony stage access fire-escape thing of a lower-level theater, and 3 faculty walked by under me and not a one of them noticed the hulking, wheezing asthmatic lurking above them, half dangling off a rickety metal ladder that probably wasn’t supposed to be climbed. A fellow hider friend came and found me, and we sat up there for 30 minutes listening to some distant clicking sound before we realized nobody was actually going to find us. We had no cell service, and no internet to reach anyone. We got lost trying to get back out, and once we resurfaced, everyone else was gone, the building was empty, and we just went home to eat ice cream. Nobody knew where we had disappeared to, and nobody bothered to check if we were there before leaving. For all I know, they just assumed we had been lost to the gaping maw of the HFAC basement and when they saw us at church on Sunday it was probably like they’d seen a ghost. None of us ever mentioned it again.
Basically what I’m saying is Campus Police had no hope of finding them in the first place and probably lost an officer or two if they actually conducted a real search, because nobody except Senior art majors or veteran custodians actually knows how to navigate that building and make it out in the same dimension they entered from. Not at 11pm anyway.
This is better than any horror story and it’s all fucking real apparently
*voice of someone craving even the tiniest sliver of control* i could make a spreadsheet,
well. looks like we're having a normal one
