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[gahdamnpunk]

You can’t make this stuff up 😐

[injuries-in-dust]

Employers, banks and other financial institutions already send detailed information to the IRS. The government knows how much you owe in tax. If they wanted to they could send you a tax bill and a form you could fill in to claim back taxable expenses (like travelling for work purposes.) It’s called Return Free Filing And is used in the majority of countries in the world. The American tax system has been deliberately set up this way so people will engage accountants, tax services, and tax software like TurboTax, because those same companies spent a lot of money lobbying Congress to keep the tax system complicated so they can make more money when you hire their services. They’re basically using the money you’re paying them to make sure congress doesn’t make your taxes easier.

[thecrystalfems]

Surprise surprise all shitty roads lead to capitalism

[niee-chaan]

🍑🍓🍑🍓

[feministism]

compare.

[ampervadasz]

Pink

[theryanproject]

Pink ain’t come to play wit you hoes!

[official-sokka]

[lananiscorner]

This is also an excellent example of providing breed-adequate enrichment, because Border Collies are herding dogs. They were bred to run a lot and do multiple quick and sharp turns, so if you can’t provide your collie with an actual herd of animals to… well… herd, an obstacle course like this is a great alternative. That dog is having the time of her life.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[liz-alfos]

Y'all

My job just gave everyone permit letters to break quarantine so we can keep coming to work because we’re Essential.

We sell Furniture

[lady-feste-pendragon]

Same company that said “if u get sick, we will front u two weeks of PTO! But you have to pay it back by not accruing a single second of pto this Entire Year And if you leave your position before its fully paid back, we’ll pull the remainder out of your final pay check :)”

[shaelit]

Psst. Here’s how to report workplaces violating shelter-in-place orders. And here’s a reporter you can talk to to anonymously name and shame employers exhibiting bad behavior. 

[anxietyproblem]

[make--it--gayer]

[veztemporana-deactivated2019061]

bonus:

[scumbagsblog]

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

[buntglas]

Redbubble

I’ve made some color changes that I’m aware not everybody will like, but imo they work better as a set this way, and I’m a little pedantic about sets, sorry!

If anyone gets prints, pleeease tell me about them when they arrive, I’ve never sold prints before and I’m very curios what you think and how the quality turns out.

If you have a moment, could you tell me which of these four illustration is your favorite, and why? Always curious about people’s thoughts on the things I draw :>

Also apologies in advance to my followers, I will reblog this. A lot :^)

[glamourcat28]

Personally, I like the one one with Rose and baby Steven just because you know it never happened. That moment between them was made possible with your art.

[buntglas]

Reblogging because this is such a nice comment, thank you @glamourcat28 <3

(and thank you to everyone else for your kind words and tags, too!)

Also, tumblr has finally removed the ridiculous sensitive content warning on this! Yay!

[insomniac-arrest]

Atlantis is like if they took a cast from a work place related comedy (think Parks and Rec, Brooklyn 99, The Office) and instead of low-stakes hijinks sent them on an Epic Quest

and it’s great

[dekoi2501post]

[dangerbooze]

OH MY GOD

[zionthepansexual]

[lochnessmonsterofficial]

[unpretty]

there’s something really satisfying about the fact that sir arthur conan doyle was the most gullible motherfucker on the planet

[unpretty]

sir arthur conan doyle: here is my oc, he is a super genius who solves all the mysteries using the power of deductive reasoning

also sir arthur conan doyle: i have deduced that these fairies are real as shit

[unpretty]

sir arthur conan doyle: there’s only one way to determine if these fairies are real… i will give you girls these cameras, that i bought myself, and then i will develop the photos, so i know they haven’t been tampered with

some girls who took selfies in the woods with paper cutouts on hatpins: that seems reasonable

[unpretty]

harry houdini, after showing his good friend how he got tricked by a con artist: so as you can see, anyone can make it seem as if they can talk to ghosts

sir arthur conan doyle: harry… i can’t believe you never told me you can talk to ghosts, for real, using actual magic

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Doyle and Houdini’s relationship is the funniest thing in the entire history of the skepticism movement

Doyle was SO CONVINCED that Houdini had legit magic powers and could turn into smoke or some shit to escape things and Houdini was like “no seriously it’s a trick let me show you how it works” and Doyle was all “it hurts me that you won’t trust me with this secret”

If memory serves he eventually decided that Houdini was subconsciously magic and in denial

[katie-mcgrath]

Is it all right to hit a Nazi unprovoked?

[cybermax]

Saw this and had to add.

[baronfulmen]

My buddy CJ wanted to help y'all visualize

[averagefairy]

working full time is terrible why do we just accept that having 8 days off a month is normal and okay........ being alive could be cool but we waste it at our JOBS.... sorry i’m just heated about capitalism again i’ll be fine

[fbdbsgdg]

8 days....never thought about it like that 😓

[revere-irreverence]

This seems really whiny to me. Like, I agree with you, work sucks, but our ancestors didn’t get to browse tumblr at their desks or have the option to gleefully spend their ENTIRE WEEKENDS horizontal on the couch stuffing their faces/watching tv/playing video games/wacking off.  They didn’t have weekends. They just slaved away as fucking peasants from dawn to dusk until they died in childbirth or got the consumption.

I am perfectly happy working 8 hrs a day because I don’t have to:

grow my own food

find my own clean water

heat my house

shit in the woods

[nubiana-americana-deactivated20]

[aggressivelycalm]

Hi, I study social and cultural anthropology. Humans working 40+ hours a week is 100% an industrial revolution thing and was not normal in the early stages of our existence. In fact, hunter and gatherer societies that still exist to this day spend about 15-20 hours a week TOPS working. The rest is dedicated to sitting around and telling stories and jokes, dancing, singing, eating, sleeping, fucking and so forth. Read a damn book.

[ekelarsons]

The average American worker takes less vacation time than a medieval peasant

Medieval peasants lived grueling, terrible lives. But their vacation days beat out the policies now common even in progressive societies.

[dandinspo]

World building. When building imaginary medieval societies it's good to know what our actual medieval societies were like.

[officialbluebeetle-deactivated2]

ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog

imagine that howling at the moon

[officialbluebeetle-deactivated2]

imagine

[verceri-deactivated20141109]

Truly a ferocious predator.

[verceri-deactivated20141109]

And lastly: (He’s the pack leader obviously)

[itsa-me-amelie]

the big wolves are his younger sisters

[formerprincewille]

Okay I’ve literally reblogged this prob a hundred times but it’s the best post ever so here we are again.

[omghotmemes]

My local movie theater thinks they’re hilarious

[redead-red]

what the fuck are you talking about OP they ARE hilarious

[pigcatapult]

I was scrolled three posts past this before I realized that “juggler” is a pun on jugular, not just the clown equivalent of a cleric and therefore the one that needs to die first.

[probablybadrpgideas]

Ok gang if jugglers are clerics what are the other clown type/class equivalents? - Mod Paper

[doggirlpaws]

I read that capsaicin makes your mouth feel like it's burning because it increases your nerve sensitivity to heat, and menthol works by doing the same thing to cold

So if I eat a habanero pepper and then chew a bunch of breath mints they'll each other out and I'll be fine

[doggirlpaws]

Hey guess what hellfire tastes like

[nudibranchparty]

Fun fact! The nerve endings for "ouch too hot" and "ouch too cold" are different! Which means that they can both be activated at once, without cancelling out. Rip OP.

[blushbnnuy]