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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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You’ve been blessed with a visit from the spider of curse-breaking! She took all that nasty curse gunk on ya and webbed it into a tasty energy sac for herself. You don’t have to do anything, she just had a lil snack for the road ::::3
I’m sorry Europeans but America is the culmination of the European project of colonization, enslavement and capitalism. This is your child not claiming them doesn’t make them not yours. America is merely an extension and a continuation of Europe on other shores, as is Canada, Australia and New Zealand.
You’ve been more than happy to align yourself with America for these very reasons. It’s profitable, your own colonial ventures may even get backed up militarily by America and you can still seem progressive in comparison while being an accomplice.
You can’t wash your hands of centuries of blood at the last minute when America is collapsing. “Oh we were never like that, that’s an American problem, we never colonized or enslaved or bombed, not us no no no” that won’t protect your nation’s governments from the future crimes against humanity tribunals sorry!
I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.
I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.
as a chemist i would like to say BWAHAHAHAHAHA
image description at explainXKCD:
explain xkcd is a wiki dedicated to explaining the webcomic xkcd. Go figure.
its a bit easier for astronomers
NO! Where’s the non-metals and metaloids?!
are they hydrogen or helium
oxygen, carbon, sulfur, xenon, iodine, neon, etc etc.
ooo okay i see the confusion. you're listing off a bunch of metals there
…. You’re breaking my chemistry nerd brain. Hhhuuuhhhh???
im an astrophysicist
but but, science is science?!
and different fields of science have different conventions and definitions for their unique contexts
Wait.
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do y'all know about the bridal designer drama happening on tiktok
bride (floating afore) canceled her (thousands of dollars spent) bespoke order with nyc bridal designer “undonebykate” (who has disabled her comments) bc the one on the right is what they made her (left was her inspo)
the true gag is…..when you look at what she was making the same year she began doing bridal, it’s abundantly clear that she was only capable of producing the upcycled sewing projects (no shade!) that have trended in a post-sewing-skills society. the projects are indistinct from what any of you would be able to accomplish in a few hours of labor, imo:
and even as she began sewing wedding gowns the same year, it’s clear that she did not understand fit at that point (one of her gowns shown alongside a similar but correctly-developed gown from cinq, for reference:)
4 years later and she has amassed tens of thousands of followers. and certainly, with training, one can grow quite a lot technique-wise in a matter of 4 years; i know i did!! but via her bio she doesn’t seem to have received any training since then:
but in general the dresses she provides for influencers seem to have had a lot more labor dedicated to them. so the advertising looks good such that she can charge brides $120 for a zoom call initial conversation and upwards of 5k for dresses that look completely unprofessional 🤭🤭
This really says everything
Squire Affirmations
I will not trip and fall down the stairs while carrying all of my knights armor again
The horses love me
I am not in love with the wizard apprentice
My knight appreciates my hard work
It is not my fault that my last three knights died horribly
wishing all outdoor workers, delivery drivers, people who have to walk to work, bus riders, etc a very Don't die in this heat
AND HOMELESS PEOPLE!!!!!!
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the funniest thing about ds9 is that dukat thinks he and sisko are on different sides, but that doesn't mean they can't be friends, and help each other from time to time
and sisko thinks dukat is space hitler
this is true, sisko is correct in believing this.
but sisko's bosses have told him he's not allowed to say that to dukat's face, so he has to clench his teeth and appear civil
Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"
there are four human activities and they are crafting, stories, math, and fucking around. whatever you're doing is at least one of those four.
all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars
i cannot overstate how good it feels to watch older movies where the actors were still allowed to look kinda weird and not be conventionally attractive. like it is genuinely healing
"Sewing is a gateway drug to thinking through complex problems. It seems really simple; culturally, we make it women's work. Let me tell you: real sewing at any kind of level of proficiency is a bloody magic trick. Sewing, like mold making, involves mental frames that require one to think inside out and backwards. It requires one to work on an order of operations that is often taking into account the reverse. It's a really, really important skill, and if you learn how to sew, you're mostly on your way to carpentry and welding and sheet metal work. I'm not kidding: these are planar forms meeting under rules and conditions. And if you can make a sleeve work, I swear to God, you could build a house."
--Adam Savage