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I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants.
Don’t forget kids, jewelweed is a natural counteragent to poison ivy rashes but it won’t do shit against whooping cough
Mint for nausea, valerian and chamomile for sleep, antibiotics for fucking infections.
educational and salty. i like it.
YALYALLLL YALLLL YAL
MY MOM SAID IF I COULD GET 100,000 NOTES I CAN GET A DAGGER
PLEASE HELP ME
IM NOT ALLOWED TO REBLOG OR SPAM MY OWN POST SO HELP ME OUT GUSY
PLEASE I WANT A DAGGER
this seems like a good cause
Time to put my blog to interesting use.
@tilltheendwilliwrite Can we help this lovely out?
@bittergayvvitch
So this post was originally made on September 11th 2020. I am reblogging on September 13th of the same year. At the time my computer first loaded this post it was at ten-thousand-one-hundred-and-eighty-two notes. By the time I’d scrolled down to it and chose to open it in a new tab so I could check when it was originally made, it had increased to 10,191 notes. When I noticed this as I was preparing to reblog, I reloaded the page and found that the number had reached 10,198.
What I’m sayig is that somewhere, someone’s mother is quite likely approaching the realization that they may actually be compelled to live up to their end of this little bargain.
I am now about to hit reblog, but before I do I’m reloading the page one last time. In the time it has taken me to type this, the number has reached 10,205.
were only 1/10 th of the way there but yeah, my mom is kinda scared now
Haha yeah we're getting you a dagger.
Guess what man ur gonna get that dang dagger even if it kills me (literally)
Tell your Mom that my Dad made me dagger once, just because he thought it would be nice if I had one that matched my formal dress. It had a rosewood handle with an amethyst set in it. The dagger, not the dress.
I 100% support the cause of Aquiring a Dagger.
I mean I wanna dagger to, let me live vicariously through you.
Man that's cool hope you get one!
Witchy books that aren’t grimoires
🌱 Herbal- a book on herbs, describing their culinary, medicinal, and magical properties
✨Spell book- a collection of spells
😴 Dream journal- a place to write down and interpret the dreams you have
🔮 Book of prophecies- a place where you write down your predictions for the future.
🦁 Bestiary- a book on the magical creatures and spirits that you’ve encountered or find interesting
🦅 Volucrary- a book on the symbolic meanings and magical correspondences of birds. Like a bestiary but with more bird and less beast.
📚 Witchy inventory- a list, with descriptions, of all the magical items you possess and any enchantments they may have
🌞 Almanac- these are books you can buy with tide tables, astrological events, and important dates for the next year. They’re incredibly useful if you’re interested in biodynamic gardening or if you spend a lot of time outdoors.
👨👩👦👦 Family history- a book with your family tree and stories about your ancestors. Useful for ancestral magic or to create as an heirloom for your children.
Witchy Things You Probably Did Before Learning/Realizing You Were A Witch:
Talk to trees or animals/Connect with nature and/or animals as if they were your friends🌿🐾
Use leaves to make "potions" and magical concoctions🍵
Make wishes with candles and/or above mentioned potions🕯
Pretend that your food or drink was a magic potion of power or whatever you had wished for, lol 🥘🧃
Pretend to be a witch, goddess, powerful being, forest/water nymph, mermaid, or some celestial/"mythical" being🧚♀️🧜🏻♀️🧞♂️🧝🏽♂️
Try to see if you could control the weather with your emotions ⛈
Try to move things with your mind or read other peoples 🧠
Talk to the sun, moons, stars, etc. ⭐🌙☀️
Write spells, chants, or incantations in your notebook or on paper (or napkins, lol) 📜
Notice things you have spent time thinking about seem to happen the way you thought it would or wished it would (maybe sometimes how you wished it wouldnt have turn out *unconsciously manifesting the negative*) 💭
Experience dream deja vu and/or dream messages 🛌
Believed in ghosts and spirits or had some sort of supernatural experience(s) 👻
Collected Rocks, seashells, twigs, etc🐚
Looked for or was more frequently drawn to supernatural/mystical/mythical based books 🔮
Had memories that you couldnt explain or were too young to have and/or had *visions that were true or came true 👁
There are plenty more examples, these are just a few that I could think of on the spot 🤓, please reblog or comment with your own 😬🦋🧿🔮🌙🍃
You have always been a witch, you just didn't know it yet. ☽🧿☾
Bonfire Magick Ritual for Samhain
Place a sprig of rosemary with your kindling to honour the dead/death and to protect yourself
Light your bonfire - CAREFULLY
Place some dark crystals like obsidian and smokey quartz around your fire - a safe distance away so they don’t get caught in the flames
Cast your circle
You may wish to do some meditation or mindfulness at this stage
Throw in a sprinkle of salt to protect yourself from wandering spirits, negative energies and for the new year ahead
Throw in a sprinkle of cinnamon for success in the year ahead
Write a bad habit you wish to dispel or a new years resolution on a bay leaf or on a piece of paper and throw into the flames
Walk around the bonfire in a clockwise rotation, mirroring the Wheel of the Year. You may wish to do the above three steps as you circle the flames. Speak these words as you walk. “On Samhain, I call to the Spirits, magick and energy To bless my year and bless my heart Fire burns as the new year starts I honour those who have passed With this fire, my spell, I cast!”
Optional further meditation at this point
Finish your spell in your preferred method
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥 𝐍𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐌𝐞𝐚𝐧🤍
000 - The universe is letting you know that new beginnings will help you elevate your vibration and connect with your full potential
111 - You’re on the right path to abundance, alignment, and creating your dream reality. You’re manifesting things with ease.
222 - Trust you are on the right path. Stay focused on the things you want in your life rather than what you don’t want.
333 - The Universe is working with you on making your dreams a reality. Belive in yourself and trust your intuition.
444 - Your being guided and supported through whatever you’re focusing on at the moment. Don’t stop, continue and keep going.
555 - A quantum leap is ahead, Embrace yourself for massive shifts. Be open to new opportunities in all areas of your life.
666 - You’re distracted and need refocusing on your goals. The Universe is telling you to wake up to your higher self
777 - You’re in the frequency of manifesting your dreams. Good things are coming your way, let it flow your way.
888 - Financial abundance is on it’s way to you. The Universe is letting you know you’re successful.
999 - You’re being told to embrace change and step into alignment with your soul purpose and higher self
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I made my mother and I self love sachets♡
Anyone else watch every pick a card reading that pops up on your YouTube feed??
I got this from my parents for my birthday and im.so happy with it♡♡♡ the creator did an amazing job, it cake with 4 Crystal's, herbs, a wand necklace pendanulam, a adorable little box , oils, a white candle and a smaller book with a bouard.on the back and tells you ejay it.all does♡♡♡♡ I'm do nerding out rn!♡
amen
Update I made cookies and brownies and wonder why I'm fat.
Another update I tried do the wax find my souls mate first name letter with a small jar, moon water, and white weird wax...
Once.i get pink candles I might give it another shot but meh I'm not to worried about it. I'm almost 20, and I know thier out there somewhere ☺
My Teeth Are Going To Kill Me AKA I survived catching COVID19 but I might not survive sepsis
Listen, I hate doing this. I hate revealing things about myself online but here we go. I was born with a thing called amelogenisis imperfecta, basically teeth with no enamel, extremely soft, and cavity prone.
I grew up in a poverty stricken town in the deep south, and went to the dentist one time as a kid. He suggested caps and spacers for my teeth to mitigate the damage, but the state insurance didn’t cover that, as it fell under “cosmetic procedures”, and would cost almost two thousand dollars out of pocket.
We didn’t have that. My mom was raising 5 kids. Of course we didn’t have that.
So I went through life getting cavities and having teeth snap off at the gumline. I had a tooth break while brushing my teeth (which I do with a baby toothbrush. every time I eat, I floss, I rinse, the whole nine, every day at least 4 times because debris = abscess). I’m not kidding you. This is deadly serious. My brother had the same condition, and got pericarditis from an infected molar and nearly died from sepsis. I’ve talked to dental schools, but they are unwilling to so much as go near my mouth in this condition. I have more abscesses than teeth.
It’s getting harder and harder to eat solid food.
You may think this is a scam. You may think, your teeth can’t be THAT bad! Friends, strangers, mutuals, I am about to share something with you that brings me so much humiliation and pain, in hopes that you will help me. PLEASE be kind, I know they’re an ugly sight, I know it’s terrible. Nearly each and every one needs to be pulled, and my insurance only covers 30% of the cost. Two teeth cost me 618. As horrifying as this is for me, as shame filled as I am, I ask you to spread this post as far as possible.
Warning: GRAPHIC IMAGES OF TEETH
as you can see, the situation is Bad. My teeth are Bad. Everything is Bad. I need help. Each one needs pulled, at the least, so I can get a set of dentures. My dream would be implants, but that’s simply a dream and not a possibility. I just want enough money to have each one yanked for good. Over the last 4 months I’ve been on clindamycin 3 times for the infections.
Please, for the love of whatever deity you hold dear, help me. Tag your friends, do whatever you have to, laugh at me if you want, as long as this post gets some sort of exposure because I am staring death in the face at this point.
Paypal: paypal.me/fowlerblack
Sadly I have no money, but if anyone wishes to help reposting blessed be I hope you make it through love.
Paths
There are all types of witches. When someone speaks about types of witches, they usually mean what path that witch has chosen to take. There are a number of paths one can choose from. Whichever one sounds the most like you or which one feels more appealing to you is the one you should look further into.
Artistic - Use of art within the practice.
Dance - subcategory of Artistic, focuses more on dance.
Theatrical - Subcategory of Artistic. Use theatre to honor deities or find their practice in theatre.
Melodic - Subcategory of Artistic. Focuses on music and instruments.
Cottage - Focus on hearth magic and magic of the home.
Stitch - Branch of both Cottage and Kitchen. Focus on magic within sewing and repairing.
Chaos - Using baneful magic.
Blood - Branch of Chaos. Use blood in magic and rituals.
Necromancer - Branch of Chaos. Take spirit work a step further. Very good at communing with and controlling the dead.
Storm - Branch of Chaos, though more often seen as its own. Uses emotions for spells and can affect weather.
Ceremonial - Focus on rituals and formal casting of magic.
Druid - nature-based practice.
Eclectic - Combining several paths to suit your needs.
Energy - The work is purely mental and uses energy for everything.
Green - Focus on the Earth.
Crystal - A branch of Green. Focus on stones, gems, and crystals.
Creature - Branch of Green. Work with creatures both astral, magical, and physical.
Kitchen - Uses magic in food, herbs, and anything relating to the home. Similar to the Cottage path, but with more focus on cooking.
Practical - branch of Kitchen. Adept at spellwork and use sigils.
Lunar - Draws power from the moon.
Omni - Similar to the eclectic witch, researches and practices any and all paths.
Planetary - Focus on working in time with the planets’ natural shifts and changes.
Starseed - “Old” souls that have been sent from all corners of the universe to aid Earth.
Shaman - Characterized by using altered state of mind to contact spirits and the divine.
Spirit Worker - Communes with spirits.
Exorcist - Branch of Spirit Worker. Banishment of negative entities or unwanted spirits.
Hedge - Focus on spirits and communing with them and traveling between the living world and the after life.
Oracle/Diviner - Branch of Spirit Worker. Focus on divination and contact to the divine.
Shadow Worker - Branch of Spirit Worker. A mix of Hedge and Spirit Worker. Summons and tames shadows and shadows of their own past and personality.
Sun - Draws power from the sun.
Star - Draws power from the stars and constellations. Not to be confused with Space.
Sea - Centered around the sea.
Swamp - Works with rivers and bayous.
Space - Works with otherworldly entities. Not to be confused with Star.
Solitary - Independent and works alone.
Subtle - Otherwise known as “closeted” or “in the broom closet”. This path is usually not a choice and when it is it is our of fear of not being accepted.
Therian - Otherwise known as “otherkin”, the involuntary state of identify as nonhuman on a non-physical level.
Urban - Focus on urban approaches to everything witchcraft.
Pop-culture - Branch of Urban. Use pop culture as inspiration for spell work and magic.
Tech - Branch of Urban. Uses technology in their craft.
Vampiric - Feed of the energy of others. Can be a vampire or works with one.
Warlock - A male witch who practices dark magic. Not to be used to label a male witch.
Winter - Focus on the cold and winter weather in their craft.
Witch of the Waste - Work with limited supplies or the desert.
For baby witches, don’t worry about what type of witch you want to be until you have covered the basics. It is more important to know how to protect yourself, so this can come later. 😊
~Kat
