The Best of Graham Norton Eurovision Song Contest 2016 compiled from posts of Tumblr users
They all come together to form one big dandelion. Because the theme this year is āCome togetherā. Wish I was in the bathroom
This is Freddie, heās representing Hungary. You mustnāt worry about Freddie because if he doesnāt do well tonight, heās always got that hotel management degree
It comes with a giant hoop. Sometimes it lights up. Sometimes it doesnāt. It'sĀ temperamentalĀ like that.
Well that was tense.Ā That many indoor fireworks and that amount of hairspray.Ā Never a good idea
sheās got some light up knee pads, which is handy for gardening at night iād imagine
Now forgive me, ladies and gentlemen, I may be just an old grumpy man⦠but thereās not a single thing about her that doesnāt annoy me.
Enjoy that smile, itās the last one youāll see from him
Thatās one of the things that we love about Eurovision: that it defies all logic
The band are in cages. Iām not sure who itās protecting; them, or the audience.
Something for everyone, Eurovision 2016
He has brought with him, all the way from Lithuania, a mini trampoline. See if you can spot it. It gets minimal use.
His song was called āLove is Blindā. And he wore a blindfold. Do you see?
This lady is a tree hugger
I feel the backing dancers may be in some sort of witness protection programme
I have a feeling she lost some weight after she bought this dress
If thatās not enough, he has a bakery for dogs called Poodle Strudel .Kitchen sink, please. They really threw everything at that
Donāt worry about Barei, she does a nasty fall in the middle of this, but itās intentional. Unless itās not
He deserves points for singing while climbing a wall.
Heās hoping to open an alternative music school⦠whatever that may beā¦
Oh, sheās checking the bump. And checking her water. Making sure thatās not the water sheās walking on
I hope Steven Hawking can explain how that was only 3 minutes
And given the graphics that are available they are doing things that lookedĀ embarrassingĀ in 1977
Well, that was tense. That number of fireworks with that amount of hairspray? Never a good idea.
Looks like the Hunger Games
And Iāll see you next week, next year I mean, in Kiev.
Itās like heās almost surprised when the camera goes to him. It happens every year.
We nearly lost her. Ā That would be awful - for her to win then break her leg. Ā That would be awkward.
Euronerds are going to have a field day analysing this.
Okay, thatās irrelevant.Ā Extraordinary, butĀ irrelevant
Great, couldnāt get a dog sitter?
Is that a fountain or is that a hydrant exploding
This isnāt a dating show.
Does he have a bowtie on? He does! This would be a great new drinking game. Bowtie Alert
Well weāre on the left hand side of the board ladies and gentlemen, take a picture!
A lot of people wondering if they can vote for the American entrant. Just a reminder, Justin Timberlake is a special guest, he hasnāt fallen on hard times.
Eurovision is the Superbowl of Europe
You can get your friends from other countries to vote for us