[nopacrossing]

[melonmemes]

[undomestication]

[quinchoco]

Loved Animal Crossing Villager: You know, I truly love this town but I do believe that it’s time for me to find somewhere new to explore.

Me:

[sassysaidie]

[logarto]

this tweet is making my brain haemorrhage i physically cannot stop thinking about it

[wimberry-deactivated20150825]

dude wait you actually like milk? milk tastes so gross...

whatever man, milk-shame me all u want but my calcium levels are off the fucking charts so call me in 50 years when i’m MegaGrandpa with the strongest & deadliest bones this earth has ever witnessed

[rebornmaggot-deactivated2019102]

if shes your girl why is she calling "woohoo boys" off her balcony and leading me into her apartment and letting me sit on her bed and telling me the reason these expensive linens aren't even soft is because sometimes things that are expensive are worse

[disaster-punk-deactivated202112]

Me, being led to the guillotine: so, no head?

[thebootydiaries]

mum: clean ur room

me: haha unfollowed and blocked

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

i have an announcement to make. i’m the first human

[swarnpert]

[princess-quiet]

trying to spell necessary like

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

just bought this tapeworm from etsy!

[3828281493392929-deactivated201]

where are you gonna keep it

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

:)

[gleelive-deactivated20180818]

i’m so tired of listening to myself think all the time shut the hell up bitch

[twyrine]

[martinseptim-deactivated2017122]

beats by dr. phil