Despondent

sadie. her/she. 26. Previously @energizerbun-nay

[i-am-a-fish]

if I fought 50 badgers at once I would lose

[i-am-a-fish]

if I fought 60 badgers at once I would do even worse

[totally-india]

I would win easily but it's only because I'm a country

[i-am-a-fish]

India cleans 60 badger matchup hands down

[mclennonyaoi]

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

[vigilantsycamore]

Those numbers suggest Georg is currently eating an average of over 769 thousand spiders per second

[pillowspace]

Nearly blocked someone for a vaguely annoying reply they made in 2017 then remembered 2017 was 9 years ago. They will live. We can change *opens their blog* nevermind they got worse. Guards

[machine-saint]

i feel bad for bigender people, the commute between Jupiter and college has got to be rough

[tyrantdaughter]

How To Love Your New Friend Without Being Overbearing

[tyrantdaughter]

I'm Gonna Eat Her I Think

[bunniope]

in charcuterie city, you'll always be cheesed to meet your friends

[iamoutofideas]

I hate charcuterie city I want to go somewhere else

[bunniope]

this is all that's left.

[iamoutofideas]

this is all that's left.

[despazito]

Finally got a clear shot of noonoo carrying her spring, it's her favourite toy

[krambee]

noonoo….

[miketon]

if i made a video game where you get to pick the gender of the player character i'd make both the options be nonbinary and you can either have they/them or it/its pronouns. those are your only options

[dgeometric]

Every other site's algorithm: Here is an endless stream of content we have decided you might like. If you slip and forget to bookmark something, you will likely never encounter it again.

Tumblr's algorithm: Here is one post we have decided you WILL like. We are going to keep bringing it up, forever.

[speggehtix3]

one of the "these can and should coexist" things to me is "there are numerous fat people who eat healthy and exercise and could beat the average skinny person in a hike" and "fat people who are fat and arent athletic and dont eat super healthy and do get winded walking up hills also are apart of fat liberation and deserve love too"

both of these are true and both deserve love and to be able to be accepted and get proper healthcare

[pretty-pink-kiwi-pup]

Thinking about Miku and the IBM 7094 singing Daisy Bell together and trying not to cry

[pretty-pink-kiwi-pup]

I wish I could articulate why it fills my heart with love. Something about 2 very different generations of computer voices singing a very simple song together as equals. Something about how music is one of the first things people wanted to make a computer do. Something about how that has continued all these years later with vocaloids. Something about the simplicity and lack of gravitas given to the situation. It doesnt sound like a studio recording, its just two singers duetting an old song together because singing together is simply a joy that anyone can share with another

[pretty-pink-kiwi-pup]

Going to bed but this is the specific video I was thinking of when I made this post and im still crying abt it

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[kaoinim-deactivated20220927]

[pocketkris]

ps5 brain monday

[what-even-is-thiss]

Oh so THIS is the ps5 post. I can see why you all imprinted on it now that’s hilarious

[partyybeetle]

happy 1 year ps5 brain monday

[thunderthightning-deactivated20]

[perkwunos]

The Johnny Appleseed they don’t want you to know about

[bigfuckingcrab]

[starredforlife]

okay i made another quiz but this time it’s which monster you’ll get to hook up with. reblog with your result!!

[aragima]

is it just me or did the second question have anybody else like

[truefangirlheart]

[lady-viccy]

lmao the whiplash

also giant sea monster

[jominusjo]

Uh.. Mummy?

That’s honestly a new one for me

[void-things]

I got vampire, which tracks because I’ve never been beating the allegations of wanting to be a blood doll.

[elizabeth-karenina]

Your Result: frankenstein’s monster / the bride of frankenstein

you’ve gone for the classically romantic, as well as for someone with daddy issues. you’ll have fun, and be romanced, but it’ll be hard to get your frankenstein to say much. they just want a gentle soul to hold close, at the end of the day. if you like strong hands and extravagant salt-&-pepper hair, you’re in the right place.

[boringkate]

Trying to get a girlfriend on a budget? Get a boyfriend and then force feminize them into being your girlfriend. That's called upcycling. It's good for the environment.