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one of the houses on the end of my street is home to the members of a local irish folk band so some mornings i’ll be walking out to my bus stop to a rollicking accordion and mandolin like i’m finally setting out to seek my fortune on the high seas or some days i’ll come home to a weary aching lament that is so sweet and so yearning that i’ll miss the drowned lover i never had

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I’ve literally never been more jealous

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when you change angles and lighting but your selfie still comes out ugly

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how do people get in relationships like how does that even happen how do u get the universe to align in ur favour like that

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I love hearing about the vibes I give off cause I honestly have no idea

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Anonymously message me what vibes I give off and why you think that

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Super blue blood moon rises behind Parthenon, in Athens January 2018

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how the fuck did the ancients react to this without thinking the gods were pissed

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tide pods are absolutely an aperture science invention. blue, orange, and white color scheme? pleasing rounded plastic aesthetic? look tasty but will burn your throat and kill you? i bet they were cave johnson’s attempt at creating delicious snack packs

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“Cave Johnson here,

So I have some bad news and some good news, the bad news is those Aperture Science confectionaries we just spent millions of dollars making are absolutely toxic, they will rupture your insides immediately upon ingesting them. The good news is we’ve found they’re great for taking stains out of clothes.”