cvntyspock

Spock enthusiast and obsessor. Maybe Jim Kirk himself. hehe. they/he. trans, queer. (18+)

[duraraross]

The only way a bisexual house episode would happen is house makes a weirdly specific and knowledgeable joke about gay sex and Wilson asks if that’s true/how he knows that and house goes “from fucking men”. Wilson’s initial reaction is a bit weird so he spends the rest of the episode trying to show how good of an ally he is by trying to support house’s bisexuality by “checking out” men with house like he would with women but it’s just weird. House wants to see how far Wilson will go with his allyship and it gets to the point where house brings Wilson to a gay strip club, where Wilson is extremely uncomfortable. They get back to house’s place and house finally tells Wilson he’s just fucking with him, Wilson doesn’t need to do all that weird shit, just treat him like he normally does. Wilson actually takes it to heart and asks what kind of men house is into and house answers by describing Wilson exactly. Wilson low key freaks but then he realizes house is fucking with him and he’s like “oh you’re messing with me” and house is like “fucking obviously. I like twinks with big butts, why do you think I hired Chase?” Wilson turns to his drink on the table and laughs, camera shows house looking lovingly at Wilson, end of episode

[neonheart26]

[anthonysperkins]

Kyle MacLachlan and Michael Ontkean Twin Peaks "Slaves and Masters" (1991)

[cvntyspock]

How many times do you guys think they touched tips

[luvhound]

i feel like i know her but sometimes

[aphrostiel]

audrey meeting denise is one of my favorite moments ever <3

[twinkbutchblog]

House md is such a trip because House and Wilson are standing cock to cock, tip to tip, packer to packer, emotionally and physically. House's employees have a polyamorous codependent relationship while also being at each other's throats constantly. Foreman's so represssed they think he's gay, Chase is so sexually active that he can't possibly be straight, Taub and Kutner scissored, Cameron's probably gay but she has a job to do so she isn't going to think about it too hard, Thirteen is bisexual and went to jail once. Everyone has used drugs recreationally at least once. They break into everyone's home then insult the state of their home and then diagnose the patient based on a "That's so Raven" vision that House has. They shouldn't have been doctors, they would all thrive better as Waffle house employees that leap over the counter to fight customers.

[here4thetrama]

HouseMD waffle house AU

Somebody write this stat

[was-house-fruity]

Never forget My Heart Will Go On is canonically Hilson's song according to House

[comicsiswild]

Batman: Widening Gyre (2009) #1

[arguablysomaya]

my favorite responses

[comicsiswild]

thanks

[donesparce]

posting this panel was a mistake on my part

[mataurin]

[dc-comics-heritage-posts]

dc comics heritage post

[smumjii1]

[icaruswar]

wilson, the literal head of the oncology department, is not ONCE seen working with anyone else from oncology??? my mans always hanging around with the department of diagnostics like he doesn't have a whole other department to run????

and his office? nowhere near the oncology department but oh wait there's a balcony that literally connects his office with the diagnostics office. why. WHY.

[cvntyspock]

his job requirements were

do some oncology

say things (they'll give house diagnostic epiphanies)

perform husbandry with house

be painfully caring but also have the capacity to maintain your marriagefriendship with the jerk

look pretty

cheat and/or divorce wives

wallet

cancer

[mikaelheidelstam]

Warmup Spock from a bit ago :3

[littlegirlinvisible]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 2.08: And That's The End of It. There's Nothing Else IWTVTwT Version.

[gilf-armand]

i was rewatching this panel and couldn’t help but gif this moment

just look at those certified boy kissers!

[neonsbian]

ASSAD ZAMAN as Armand Interview with the Vampire S2E1: What Can the Damned Really Say to the Damned

[submersero]

[marlinspirkhall]

Seriously, Jim? Right in front of the tribbles?

(📷= GayTreks)

[babyanimalgifs]

PUT YOUR HANDS UP IN THE AIR