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national-rail

happy pride!! gayest train?

all trains are equally lesbian

national-rail

AND TRANSGENDER!!!!!!

emziess

GRACE ROCKY SAVES STARS

Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller + Wordle

((Inspo))

#Project hail mary

hagnanimous

Me when I read a book by a famous author that’s a modern classic and everyone says it’s really good and then it’s really good

nepofledgling

imagine if the person who turns you into a vampire turns out to be really annoying and you’re stuck with them

nepofledgling

#Iwtv

romanceyourdemons

we need fewer songs about falling in love and breaking up and MORE songs about famous disasters of the sea

spring-spite

i love olruggio witchhat so much. he’s a sun-coded black cat. he’s a lethally chronic procrastinator. he’s a girl dad. he lies to the police. his magic is warm. his kids bully him and they’re right. he’s in a decade-long magically induced situationship, but he doesn’t know it’s cursed and he’s in it for love of the game. he’s lowkey a celebrity but chooses to live in a cottage on the countryside with said situationship and their four children. he sleeps on the couch. he was a crazy child. he’s a bit of a picky eater. he has chronic anemia and is two minutes away from passing out at all times. he hates hurting things so much that he struggles to kill a disgusting giant leech. he’s a burnt out gifted kid. he is begrudgingly excellent at one of his jobs and on-purposely atrocious at the other one. he has a baby face and is nearly unrecognizable without his beard. he carries an enormous, inexplicable guilt. he’s the sky’s kindest, most radiant star. he’s the perfect man

#witch hat atelier

thelioninmybed

Witch Hat Atelier, but instead of being about a cute little witch who lives in the mountains, it's about a middle-aged alcoholic tormented by a relationship he can't remembe-

FUCK post cancelled

#witch hat atelier #lmaooo

heyhoneyfox

"I'm lying to you but this sentence is technically the truth without context" is such a good trope. Like yes the way that I am spinning these words forms a lies but if you squint I'm actually not lying.