[agithaaesthetic-blog]

[yearofthesnitch]

concept: the year is 2034. i walk into work with coffee in hand. coworker is wearing cool shoelaces and i compliment them absentmindedly. they look me dead in the eye and say, “thanks, i stole them from the president.” scalding coffee leaks out of every one of my orifices and i hide in the bathroom convulsing for the rest of the day

[ree-duh]

@elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey can you explain this i don’t understand

[hashtagloveloses]

it’s this legendary horror post

[comesitbymyfire]

it is physically painful to remember that people have continued to join tumblr since 2012 and that there are people–perhaps people reading this! right now!!!–who don’t have the foggiest memory of this fucking post.  this post haunted me, do you understand, i saw and heard this code used in REAL FUCKING LIFE, I CANT FKJCLNG HANDLE THIS

[gloomyskye]

tHERE IT IS

[maryjanewatson]

YOU FOUDN IT OMFG

[eileenpaints]

This is literally my favorite set of comic panels ever.

[breakfastautocrat]

This is a decidedly unfriendly reminder that I don’t want you following me or liking/reblogging my posts if you are a Trump supporter, neo-Confederate, TERF, neo-Nazi, or a supporter of any other sort of white supremacist or fascist movement. Get the fuck out. I don’t want you here.

[fiorilex]

Yess! Already 25 people unfollowed me. Feels so good to take the garbage out.

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

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last night i dreamt i was in fallout and there was this town that was called “big ass dogs n landmine town” & no one ever went there bcos they were afraid of getting killed by the big ass dogs n landmines so obviously i head over there and its this totally pristine pre-nuke town, not a single big ass dog or landmine in sight, a guy there literally growing weed is like “yea we named it that so raiders and shit wouldnt try and rob us and so far its worked” then he offered me a joint to keep me from telling anyone

[bracarvs-deactivated20221101]

you : minecraft youtubers are losers lmao

me, a thot :

me :

[soma-holiday]

I always thought he was hot but holy shit

[surprisebitch]

me after this post:

[bracarvs-deactivated20221101]

My impact in the gay community wow 😌

[hundondestiny]

I really hate how “your partner shouldn’t be a psychic” has evolved into “you cannot expect your partner to be intuitive to your needs or wants at all” because that’s… quite frankly ugly and a really good way to make your relationship feel like a chore. 

I pay attention to the things my partners like and Store That™ in my little brainspace until it becomes useful. My bf likes tea. We were cleaning out an office full of stuff yesterday and they had some tea leftover they would’ve thrown out, so I took it home to him. Wow! He didn’t tell me he needed or wanted that, but he appreciated it because it’s something he likes.

Not everything has to be some grand gesture to show your s/o that you’re into them and you’re paying attention to them. I recall someone saying they wrote down things about their S/O and their interests so they could look back and remind themselves since their memory sucked. Things like that matter.

And I think it’s really cruel to tell people, and especially women who this type of shit is always put towards, that they aren’t allowed to want romance or spontaneity because it’s an “unreasonable” expectation. It really isn’t. Healthy communication does not inherently mean constant hand-holding. 

[creepled]

[millinski]

Winona Ryder’s and Elizabeth Olsen’s H&M commerical!!!

[femininenachos]

[darkbluemint]

This is very gay

[xiaolapcheong-deactivated201806]

that’s called a lesbian awakening

[queen-gaymer]

I’m a gay man and this made me a lesbian

[princefloof]

this.. this just an advert for lesbians

[derofeba]

when my computer decides to deny me access because of “admin restrictions”

[kitkat285]

As someone who works in IT, nothing has ever been a bigger mood than this.

[liberalsarecool]

Use your heart. Use your brain. Be kind. Respect your brothers and sister. Stop blaming immigrants and refugees.

[mechanical-manson]

eye // smashing pumpkins

[buffylives]

For us to showcase this character who is a core member of the ensemble, who’s not going anywhere, who is happy, who has friends, a chosen family that she loves, and who is successful in her life, is something I never saw growing up on television. I never thought a happy ending could be for me. And now I am playing someone who is out, who is bi, and who is going to succeed. There’s a beautiful line that Captain Holt, played by Andre Braugher, says in the show. He says, “Every time someone says who they are, it makes the world a better, more interesting place.”

Stephanie Beatriz accepts the GLAAD Media Awards for Brooklyn Nine-Nine

[turing-tested]

do NOT offer me a big spoon if you see me with a small one. i know what im fuckin doing

[scatterbrainedadventurelog]

can i offer a smaller spoon?

[turing-tested]

absolutely! finally, someone with some sense around here

[saintrena-blog]

tryna impress me? be loyal behind my back.

[caduceusangels-deactivated20200]