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“No one ever thinks chicks do shit like this. A girl can only be a slut, bitch, tease, or the virgin next door.”
Drake - Passionfruit
"And you looked at me like no one else had." (Laura)
@oasisofthemad has sent out a message [ ✘ ]
There was only very few that saw Carmilla’s more soft side, and made her feel almost like she was human again. And going thru so many feats with Laura ( dealing with Mother and then the Board of Governors ), she had to admit that she truly was in love with her. “ Well… With all that we’ve gone thru, and even the many times that you’ve ticked me off.. I still find myself loving you. “ Her words silky as ever, sounding nearly like the purring of a cat. Carmilla never could take her eyes off the petite woman. She was drawn to her sense the moment they met, though it was a rocky meeting. “ Especially when you make me mad, and then i’m just consumed by constant concern. Wondering if you’re okay, hoping no other vampire or creature has eaten you alive. “
@oasisofthemad·
If she was shivering it was due to delight and not fear at all. Sure there was a time before that she feared her. Now that she knew Carmilla there wasn’t anything to fear when it came to harming her. Since she knew that the other would not dare do so. “I am sure you can be frightening. Just not to me is all.”
— Between her kisses, she gives gentle nips at Laura’s soft skin. Carmilla always tend to be more careful when being physical with her girlfriend. But that was only because she was scared of hurting her from just being too rough. Nor would she purposely hurt Laura. “ I’d rather protect you than hurt you in any way. Even though I know you’re a big girl, with your bear spray to defend yourself. “
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“No, let me at ‘er. If she’s gonna fuckin’ cheat on me with someone that ugly, she deserves to get knocked out,” Marissa’s words were said through gritted teeth as she was effortlessly pulled away from her now ex-girlfriend and the chick she’d been cheating on Marissa with. It probably wasn’t a good idea that she’d discovered this while completely wasted. That made her pick battles that she couldn’t easily win. Pushing them off of her, Marissa moved a hair out of her face. “Fine! I’m fine! I’m not going to try anything,” she promised before taking a couple deep breaths. A second later, though, she was lunging toward them again.
--- Tonight started off great with the two women. Constantly downing drinks, the club music going off with people just moving along to the beat. They were having fun until Marissa’s girlfriend had shown up with another girl. Carmilla instantly grabbed her drunk friend (even though she was just as mad as her). “ She’s scum, and you’re a better person than her. Don’t let your anger and the alcohol get you riled up. “ Her words were nonchalant as always, but only to help calm Marissa down. Just as before, she was quick to pull her away again but this time she dragged her off to a more quiet part of the club. Though it did infuriate her as well. How dare that girl even cheat on Marissa, already a gorgeous and amazing woman, for someone that wasn't even in the same league as her.
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“I keep busy,”
“doing only exciting things.”
--- “ Oh really now? “ Carmilla couldn’t keep herself from letting out a snicker. But she goes on to feign interest to tease her companion. “ And what exciting things have you been doing to keep busy? “
@nevstcries·
“Who wouldn’t have one on someone like you, hm? I dare you to find me one person who wouldn’t.”
--- Carm takes a moment to think before speaking up. “ I could think of a few.. But I think I’d be quite unlikable if it wasn’t for my looks. “
Buffy the Vampire Slayer Meme
Season four edition
“It’s nice that you’re excited.”
“Oh no, I forgot to pick mine up, the line’s probably really long now too.”
“Oh, I’m not really into porn… I mean, I’m just trying to cut way back.”
“Nobody really bothered me, or even spoke to me, until one night, when one of the male strippers called in sick, and no power on this earth will make me tell you the rest of that story.”
“And you thought your days of sneaking out of your room were over.”
“On the plus side you’ve killed the bench, which was looking shifty.”
“I can’t stop thinking about you. Sometimes, in my dreams, you’re all naked.”
“I like you. You’re funny and you’re nicely shaped.”
“And you just accepted that? I only said that because I thought that’s what you wanted to hear.”
“I am the Dark Lord of Nightmares! The Bringer of Terror! Tremble before me! Fear me!”
“Nothing can defeat the penis!”
“I was under the impression that I was your big comfy blankie.”
“How come you didn’t tell me I look like a crazy birthday cake in this shirt?”
“My whole life, I’ve never loved anything else.”
“You’re being too hard on yourself. Why don’t we wait a half an hour and try again?”
“To commemorate a past event, you kill and eat an animal. It’s a ritual sacrifice… with pie.”
“That’s one fun little hobby you’ve got there.”
“I know it’s nuts, but part of me believes that real love and passion have to go hand in hand with pain and fighting.”
“Yeah, well, I’m not the one who wanted Wind Beneath My Wings for the first dance.”
“This isn’t a relationship! You don’t need me. All you care about is lots of orgasms.”
“Yeah, delivering melted cheese on bread. Doing your part to keep America constipated.”
“And you’re what? Shocked and disappointed? I’m evil!”
“Everyone’s getting spanked but me.”
“Make out with me.”
“That probably would’ve sounded more commanding if I wasn’t wearing my yummy sushi pajamas.”
“Don’t speak Latin in front of the books.”
“Now I remember why I used to have such a crush on him.”
“I’m just saying it’s a little strange to date someone who tries to eat you once a month!”
“No matter what, somebody’s going to get hurt. And the important thing is, you just have to be honest or it’s going to be a lot worse.”
“I feel horrible about everything I put you through. A-and I’m gonna make it up to you. Starting right now.”
“Great plan. That’s right up there with duck and cover.”
“Sometimes I think about two women doing a spell, and…then I do a spell by myself.”
● ———— DEVIL’S REJECTS SENTENCE STARTERS.
* triggering content below, proceed to read/reblog with caution!
’ If you’re gonna start the killing, you best start it right here. ’ ’ Make sure I’m all the way dead, because I’ll come back and make you my bitch! ’ ’ Chinese, Japanese, Dirty knees, look at these! ’ ’ What you lookin’ at? ’ ’ I’m lookin’ at you, _________. ’ ’ Yeah, you see something you like? ’ ’ I set my standards pretty low, so I’m never disappointed. ’ ’ Oh, well I don’t disappoint. ’ ’ Please, mister. This is insane. ’ ’ ‘Cause it’s definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone. ’ ’ Is the shit on? ’ ’ Please… Stop… ’ ’ Stop? Bitch, I have just started. ’ ’ I bet all the girls/guys wanna fuck you. ’ ’ Would you say that again? ’ ’ Do you kiss your mama with that mouth? ’ ’ That ain’t the only thing I do with this mouth. ’ ’ I’m gonna have to be taking your car today. ’ ’ What’s that about clown business? ’ ’ Do I stutter, bitch? ’ ’ There is no fuckin’ ice cream in your fuckin’ future. ’ ’ I think I’m gonna be wanting some ice cream in about ten miles. ’ ’ Don’t you fucking imitate me, it’s fucking rude! ’ ’ I know what I know and I know I don’t like that nut sack… ’ ’ Two fucking seconds for the kid, is that gonna kill you? ’ ’ Yes, it is going to kill me! ’ ’ What the fuck is your problem? I’m in and out in two seconds! ’ ’ What the fuck is your problem? ’ ’ I think I’m gonna get me some tutti fucking fruity. ’ ’ Tutti fucking fruity, that sounds good! ’ ’ Tutti Fuckin Fruity! ’ ’ Here’s the list of names I need you to run down for me. ’ ’ That’s a funny-ass name. ’ ’ Just tell me if anything connects. ’ ’ Shit always floats our way, don’t it? ’ ’ You keep your mouth open wide enough maybe you’d catch it all. ’ ’ Have fun scraping all them brains up off the road. ’ ’ You’re smoking dope. ’ ’ You recognize the clown? ’ ’ Well, mother pin a rose on me, that is so great! ’ ’ I want these motherfuckers dead! Kill ‘em! ’ ’ What’s the matter, kid? Don’t ya like clowns? ’ ’ Why? Don’t we make ya laugh? Aren’t we fuckin’ funny? ’ ’ I’m gonna kill your whole fucking family. ’ ’ All right, now get your fuckin’ ass out the car. Go on. ’ ’ They’re even better than the real thing, ya know? ’ ’ I love famous people! They’re even better than the real thing, ya know? ’ ’ Consider me fuckin’ Willy fuckin’ Wonka! ’ ’ You ain’t goin’ nowhere, bitch! ’ ’ What? Are you calling me a whore? ’ ’ I was going to take it easy on you and make it fast. ’ ’ I was going to take it easy on you but then you had to go and play the fucking hero! ’ ’ Hurry up and don’t take too fucking long. ’ ’ I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil’s work. ’ ’ You’ve got to hustle that pussy, baby. ’ ’ Did you hear what he called me, boss? ’ ’ Find a new angle and you might attract a higher clientele. ’ ’ Jesus Christ, what a fucking mess. ’ ’ There must be one hundred yards of bloody asphalt and corpse chunks. ’ ’ You listen to me, and you listen good! ’ ’ I am gonna kill every member of your family! ’ ’ You listen to me, and you listen good! I am gonna kill every member of your family! ’ ’ I’m gonna hunt them down like the animals they are, and I’m gonna skin em’ alive! ’ ’ They’re gonna crawl on on their hands and knees, and they’re gonna beg me for mercy! ’ ’ They are going to feel the pain and suffering of every last victim! ’ ’ But all I’m gonna have for them is pain! Pain and death! ’ ’ Give me some sugar, bitch. Make it sweet. ’ ’ I keep thinking about old times. Like when you was a fucking baby. ’ ’ Shoot me! Shoot me right in the ass! ’ ’ So what do you wanna do? ’ ’ I knew that fucking cunt would do something stupid! ’ ’ Open the fucking door! Open the goddamn door! ’ ’ What are you gonna do? Shoot me? ’ ’ Shoot me? What did I ever really do to you? ’ ’ I swear I’ll do it! I’ll kill you! ’ ’ Why would you wanna kill me? I’m your only hope. ’ ’ Why would you wanna kill me? ’ ’ There ain’t no bullets in this thing. It’s all fucking mind power. ’ ’ I think I can still smell your wife’s pussy stink on my gun… ’ ’ Where the hell you goin’? Damn it. ’ ’ I feel contrite about blowin’ his brains out. ’ ’ Sir, you think we’re gonna die here today? ’ ’ You had to come all fuckin’ big stick, walkin’ tall, like a big fuckin’ hero. ’ ’ Look at you now, hero, you’re gonna fuckin’ bleed to death! ’ ’ Meow, meow, here pussycat. ’ ’ You gonna take me back to your room and play with me? ’ ’ Will you just keep your head in the business at hand here! ’ ’ Are you staring at my sister and thinking bad thoughts? ’ ’ Woo hoo! I feel like we’re all really getting to know each other now! ’ ’ Everyone loves me. Don’t you pretend you don’t fancy me. ’ ’ Does she like it when you puke? I mean is that part of your deal? ’ ’ Well there ain’t no what, that’s the end of the road. ’ ’ Killing sounds so permanent. ’ ’ It don’t scare me none and it don’t suddenly make you a fucking hero. ’ ’ I want lightning to come and crash down upon my fucking head! ’ ’ You could go piss yourself for all I care. ’ ’ If you want special favors you gotta give me something in return. ’ ’ I tried to walk the line but now I realize there is no line. ’ ’ Maybe he had a divine moment when his brains hit the floor. ’ ’ I want you to see what happens to heroes… ’ ’ I can’t fucking wait! You want it? Here it is, come and get it. ’ ’ I want them alive long enough so I can piss in their faces. ’ ’ Oh man! I could hear that bone shatter all the way from back here! ’ ’ Looks like you’re not getting off that easy. Huh, bitch? ’ ’ I bet you scare lots of folks, don’t ya? ’ ’ You want a piece of this motherfucker? You want a piece of this? ’ ’ What’s that I smell? I smell rabbit! ’ ’ You bring us all the way out here and this prick pulls a gun on us? ’ ’ Why don’t you get back on your fucking horse and ride. ’ ’ Next time, we go someplace else. ’
The Devil’s Rejects (2005)
Posting this because it was one of my favorite Stakes moments and very relevant right now.
When you really really want to answer an Rp but you can’t find the right words and you are answering other RPs faster than the speed of light and you are sure the other RPer thinks you are being a douchebag but in reality you are just like
3 LITTLE WORDS... || starter pack
Send me one to see how my muse reacts. Some are fluffy, some are angsty, some are smutty, some are something else entirely…
Some of these may be triggering or NSFW!
“I love you.”
“I hate you.”
“Go fuck yourself.”
“I guess so…”
“I guess not.”
“Love me, please.”
“Don’t say that.”
“Don’t do that.”
“Don’t touch me.”
“Please, hold me.”
“Pain changes people.”
“You haven’t changed.”
“Please don’t go.”
“Look behind you.”
“Go kill yourself.”
“I can change.”
“Don’t ever change.”
“Want a hit?”
“Do you smoke?”
“Fuck me now.”
“Take my hand.”
“Lead the way.”
“Duck and cover!”
“Just go home.”
“Take me home.”
“Walk me there?”
“Everyone, shut up!”
“Just shut up.”
“Please stop it.”
“Please don’t die.”
“I need you.”
“I want you.”
“Want a hug?”
“Want a kiss?”
“Are you sure?”
“Are you lying?”
“That’s the truth.”
“I’m not lying.”
“Oh my God.”
“For fuck’s sake!”
“I got it.”
“I found it.”
“Call me later.”
“Text me later.”
“Don’t call me.”
“Are you crying?”
“I wasn’t crying.”
“Please don’t laugh.”
“Please don’t cry.”
“That’s a lie.”
“What’d they say?”
“What’ll it be?”
“It’s last call.”
“It’s almost midnight.”
“Do you promise?”
“That’s a promise.”
“Are you serious?”
“Don’t bullshit me.”
“I punched him.”
“I killed him.”
“I kissed him.”
“I love him.”
“I hate him.”
“I lied before.”
“I’m so sorry.”
“I’m not sorry.”
“I’ll come over.”
“Can you come?”
“Want to cuddle?”
“Maybe we should.”
“Maybe we shouldn’t.”
“You don’t say.”
“Make me come.”
“Did you come?”
“I stole it.”
“I broke it.”
“Any bones broken?”
“Are you okay?”
“Are you hurt?”
“That must’ve hurt.”
“He was lying.”
“It’s our song.”
“Can I help?”
“Help me out.”
“Please, for me?”
“Anything for you.”
“I doubt it.”
“I believe you.”
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