Buffy the Vampire Slayer Meme
“It’s nice that you’re excited.”
“Oh no, I forgot to pick mine up, the line’s probably really long now too.”
“Oh, I’m not really into porn… I mean, I’m just trying to cut way back.”
“Nobody really bothered me, or even spoke to me, until one night, when one of the male strippers called in sick, and no power on this earth will make me tell you the rest of that story.”
“And you thought your days of sneaking out of your room were over.”
“On the plus side you’ve killed the bench, which was looking shifty.”
“I can’t stop thinking about you. Sometimes, in my dreams, you’re all naked.”
“I like you. You’re funny and you’re nicely shaped.”
“And you just accepted that? I only said that because I thought that’s what you wanted to hear.”
“I am the Dark Lord of Nightmares! The Bringer of Terror! Tremble before me! Fear me!”
“Nothing can defeat the penis!”
“I was under the impression that I was your big comfy blankie.”
“How come you didn’t tell me I look like a crazy birthday cake in this shirt?”
“My whole life, I’ve never loved anything else.”
“You’re being too hard on yourself. Why don’t we wait a half an hour and try again?”
“To commemorate a past event, you kill and eat an animal. It’s a ritual sacrifice… with pie.”
“That’s one fun little hobby you’ve got there.”
“I know it’s nuts, but part of me believes that real love and passion have to go hand in hand with pain and fighting.”
“Yeah, well, I’m not the one who wanted Wind Beneath My Wings for the first dance.”
“This isn’t a relationship! You don’t need me. All you care about is lots of orgasms.”
“Yeah, delivering melted cheese on bread. Doing your part to keep America constipated.”
“And you’re what? Shocked and disappointed? I’m evil!”
“Everyone’s getting spanked but me.”
“That probably would’ve sounded more commanding if I wasn’t wearing my yummy sushi pajamas.”
“Don’t speak Latin in front of the books.”
“Now I remember why I used to have such a crush on him.”
“I’m just saying it’s a little strange to date someone who tries to eat you once a month!”
“No matter what, somebody’s going to get hurt. And the important thing is, you just have to be honest or it’s going to be a lot worse.”
“I feel horrible about everything I put you through. A-and I’m gonna make it up to you. Starting right now.”
“Great plan. That’s right up there with duck and cover.”
“Sometimes I think about two women doing a spell, and…then I do a spell by myself.”
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